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heza09

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The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:02:45 PM »
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Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions Thread
« Reply #1 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:05:42 PM »
:lol: what the hell

Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions Thread
« Reply #2 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:06:14 PM »
What

Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions Thread
« Reply #3 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:06:20 PM »
I'm still sat trying to work this one out, like. :lol: :lol:

Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions Thread
« Reply #4 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:06:46 PM »
wat
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions Thread
« Reply #5 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:07:12 PM »
I got it straight away :smug:

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions Thread
« Reply #6 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:07:44 PM »
???
Shola Ameobi, NUFC legend......sort of

heza09

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions Thread
« Reply #7 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:12:33 PM »
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #8 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:13:23 PM »
Made it easier for you pathetic little tramps.
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #9 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:15:14 PM »
I understood, (I think :lol:), just very lolworthy. Highlight of my morning so far, ty :lol:

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #10 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:15:34 PM »
You been smoking again, Heza?  :lol:
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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #11 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:16:52 PM »
If any one of you can physically prove that we cannot win the league this year I'll hand out a free blowjob.
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #12 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:18:33 PM »
 :pardsgrin:

Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #13 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:19:44 PM »
f*** sake. :lol: I was praying it was some random hark back to the 92/93 promotion or summit.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #14 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:19:53 PM »
If any one of you can physically prove that we cannot win the league this year I'll hand out a free blowjob.
Neil!
For mine I will say Spurs. She's generally entertaining and good to look at, but is inconsistent and thinks far too highly of herself. Creates far too much drama for someone of so little importance.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #15 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:24:07 PM »
Congrats Heza...I am genuinely stumped! :lol:

BTW: Did you ever post about that dinner you went to with NUFC?
Players come and go, managers come and go, chairman come and go, and even stadiums come and go. But we, the fans, are always here and always will be. We are the lifeblood of this club and our ownership is in our hearts. Nobody can take that away from us!

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #16 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:24:39 PM »
Predicted forecast for newcastles next 29 league games:
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Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #17 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:24:44 PM »
:lol: What's the definition of 'proof'? Does that include the league table at the end of the season? If so, you better get on your knees come May, buddy boy.

Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #18 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:25:10 PM »
Congrats Heza...I am genuinely stumped! :lol:

BTW: Did you ever post about that dinner you went to with NUFC?

Bet he got a great interview, like. :lol:

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #19 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:25:49 PM »
Congrats Heza...I am genuinely stumped! :lol:

BTW: Did you ever post about that dinner you went to with NUFC?

Ah it was awesome. Hatem came along and I criticised his style of play - saying he seemed to eager too make a point. Gave a him a real grilling, then he sighed with relief and shot his load.
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #20 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:27:56 PM »
:lol: What's the definition of 'proof'? Does that include the league table at the end of the season? If so, you better get on your knees come May, buddy boy.

'Proof' constitutes as something from now until the Stoke game.
Just because your wife gets f***ed off Fabricio doesn't mean you can get a free BJ off this bird, skank.

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Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #21 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:28:14 PM »
Bet he got a great interview, like. :lol:

Ah it was awesome. Hatem came along and I criticised his style of play - saying he seemed to eager too make a point. Gave a him a real grilling, then he sighed with relief and shot his load.

Seems so :lol:

Any pics of the last bit?

:lol:
Players come and go, managers come and go, chairman come and go, and even stadiums come and go. But we, the fans, are always here and always will be. We are the lifeblood of this club and our ownership is in our hearts. Nobody can take that away from us!

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #22 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:29:40 PM »
Bet he got a great interview, like. :lol:

Ah it was awesome. Hatem came along and I criticised his style of play - saying he seemed to eager too make a point. Gave a him a real grilling, then he sighed with relief and shot his load.

Seems so :lol:

Any pics of the last bit?

:lol:

Unfortunately not. He descirbed the moment as "Eet was like ah, err, how do you say, erm, Yohan Cabaye shot. Eet was like ayyyy, errrr, splat, GOAL!"
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #23 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 12:34:06 PM »
 ;D

Quality.
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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #24 on: Sunday 23 October 2011, 01:17:20 PM »
:lol:
Players come and go, managers come and go, chairman come and go, and even stadiums come and go. But we, the fans, are always here and always will be. We are the lifeblood of this club and our ownership is in our hearts. Nobody can take that away from us!