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Greg

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #425 on: Saturday 5 November 2011, 03:01:04 AM »
Just f***ing had one now, I blame other substances of an illegal variety.
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Ridman

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #426 on: Saturday 5 November 2011, 03:30:38 AM »
Quote from: Greg on Saturday  5 November 2011, 03:01:04 AM
Just f***ing had one now, I blame other substances of an illegal variety.

Rohypnol?
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Greg

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #427 on: Saturday 5 November 2011, 03:31:18 AM »
 No.
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GM

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #428 on: Saturday 5 November 2011, 10:52:01 AM »
Love the thought process Greg must have gone through here. :lol:

"s***! I am so f***ed off my head I can't get it up!

Quick! To the internet to share my woes with the crew at Newcastle-Online"!

Greg = f***ing legend. :lol:
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Ryan_Taylor

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #429 on: Saturday 5 November 2011, 11:03:05 AM »
Quote from: GM on Saturday  5 November 2011, 10:52:01 AM
Love the thought process Greg must have gone through here. :lol:

"s***! I am so f***ed off my head I can't get it up!

Quick! To the internet to share my woes with the crew at Newcastle-Online"!

Greg = f***ing legend. :lol:

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cfcmagpies

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #430 on: Saturday 5 November 2011, 11:09:35 AM »
So what was the go afterwards- did he blame it on her and kick her out? Did she leave in disgust? Did they chat of inconsequential things?
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wormy

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #431 on: Saturday 5 November 2011, 05:21:17 PM »
Quote from: cfcmagpies on Saturday  5 November 2011, 11:09:35 AM
So what was the go afterwards- did he blame it on her and kick her out? Did she leave in disgust? Did they chat of inconsequential things?

He introduced her to N-O, clearly.
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Phil Mitchell

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #432 on: Sunday 6 November 2011, 09:46:53 AM »
Just escaped from some lasses with a room that I can only describe as a Justin Bieber shrine. Will post the rest later but that was the probably the least weird part about it which sort of sums it up.
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MW

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #433 on: Sunday 6 November 2011, 11:36:57 AM »
:lol:

not a great one but meh. I got caught once after i faked jizzing. was the morning after, was so hungover had been going at it for about 20 minutes and had just had enough just wanted to get out of there.
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BarackObama

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #434 on: Sunday 6 November 2011, 02:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Phil Mitchell on Sunday  6 November 2011, 09:46:53 AM
Just escaped from some lasses with a room that I can only describe as a Justin Bieber shrine. Will post the rest later but that was the probably the least weird part about it which sort of sums it up.

:lol: Can't wait for this.
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Cajun

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #435 on: Sunday 6 November 2011, 02:45:05 PM »
Quote from: cfcmagpies on Saturday  5 November 2011, 11:09:35 AM
So what was the go afterwards- did he blame it on her and kick her out? Did she leave in disgust? Did they chat of inconsequential things?

Was trying to thumb it in with one hand and post on his phone with the other, proper legend.
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Foluwashola

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #436 on: Sunday 6 November 2011, 02:48:31 PM »
Quote from: BarackObama on Sunday  6 November 2011, 02:23:12 PM
Quote from: Phil Mitchell on Sunday  6 November 2011, 09:46:53 AM
Just escaped from some lasses with a room that I can only describe as a Justin Bieber shrine. Will post the rest later but that was the probably the least weird part about it which sort of sums it up.

:lol: Can't wait for this.

 :lol: Sounds like he's shagged a 10 year old.
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Recoba

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #437 on: Sunday 27 November 2011, 12:16:00 PM »
Love this thread.

Was really p*ssed in the town once and went back to this Irish student lasses room at castle leazes.  Threw up while f***ing her missionary, all over her tits and body at least not her face so she kinda got off lucky.  She then cried, saying s*** like "I don't normally do this".  I told her I didn't usually either.  Walked home f***ing miles.

Was f***ing this lass in a park after going to an 18th birthday at a Rugby club when someone came along and stole her shoes.  Had to lend her mine and walk her home when I'd finished.  Pretty certain it was her first time too.  Never spoke to her after that.
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wormy

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #438 on: Sunday 27 November 2011, 12:57:45 PM »
Kinda got off lucky. :lol:
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mrmojorisin75

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #439 on: Sunday 27 November 2011, 01:43:46 PM »
Quote from: Recoba on Sunday 27 November 2011, 12:16:00 PM
Love this thread.

Was really p*ssed in the town once and went back to this Irish student lasses room at castle leazes.  Threw up while f***ing her missionary, all over her tits and body at least not her face so she kinda got off lucky.  She then cried, saying s*** like "I don't normally do this".  I told her I didn't usually either.  Walked home f***ing miles.

Was f***ing this lass in a park after going to an 18th birthday at a Rugby club when someone came along and stole her shoes.  Had to lend her mine and walk her home when I'd finished.  Pretty certain it was her first time too.  Never spoke to her after that.

:lol:  good lad, that's the spirit :thup:
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Ryan_Taylor

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #440 on: Monday 28 November 2011, 08:30:43 PM »
I'm pretty sure I was raped on Saturday night. Ney chance I was in a fit state to consent to that... :dontknow:
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The Prophet

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #441 on: Monday 28 November 2011, 10:44:18 PM »
Quote from: Ryan_Taylor on Monday 28 November 2011, 08:30:43 PM
I'm pretty sure I was raped on Saturday night. Ney chance I was in a fit state to consent to that... :dontknow:

Was he gentle?
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Quote from: BlueStar on Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:45:37 PM
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

Neil

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #442 on: Monday 28 November 2011, 11:04:44 PM »
Quote from: The Prophet on Monday 28 November 2011, 10:44:18 PM
Quote from: Ryan_Taylor on Monday 28 November 2011, 08:30:43 PM
I'm pretty sure I was raped on Saturday night. Ney chance I was in a fit state to consent to that... :dontknow:

Was he gentle?

I don't do gentle.
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Quote from: RKO on Monday 28 November 2011, 11:48:22 PM
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

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I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

The Prophet

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #443 on: Monday 28 November 2011, 11:08:56 PM »
Quote from: Neil on Monday 28 November 2011, 11:04:44 PM
Quote from: The Prophet on Monday 28 November 2011, 10:44:18 PM
Quote from: Ryan_Taylor on Monday 28 November 2011, 08:30:43 PM
I'm pretty sure I was raped on Saturday night. Ney chance I was in a fit state to consent to that... :dontknow:

Was he gentle?

I don't do gentle.

Gupter, is that you?
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Quote from: BlueStar on Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:45:37 PM
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

AliGupter

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #444 on: Monday 28 November 2011, 11:10:09 PM »
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Ryan_Taylor

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #445 on: Monday 28 November 2011, 11:26:29 PM »
Raped by Neil or Gupter. Love this place me...




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madras

Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #446 on: Monday 28 November 2011, 11:32:34 PM »
Quote from: Ryan_Taylor on Monday 28 November 2011, 11:26:29 PM
Raped by Neil or Gupter. Love this place me...




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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #447 on: Monday 28 November 2011, 11:48:22 PM »
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.
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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #448 on: Monday 28 November 2011, 11:49:23 PM »
Quote from: RKO on Monday 28 November 2011, 11:48:22 PM
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.
I notice you don't have a sig...........oops you just found one.
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Ryan_Taylor

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Re: Embarrassing sex experiences.
« Reply #449 on: Monday 28 November 2011, 11:50:03 PM »
Quote from: RKO on Monday 28 November 2011, 11:48:22 PM
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

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