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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4050 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 10:14:25 PM »
Absolutly, absolutly dogshit from Espanoyl. Not even close to win. Didn´t had a shot on goal the last 30 minutes, embarrassing :tickedoff:

Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4051 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 10:16:51 PM »
Eliassen - for your own sake, I hope you took a rare bit of helpful advice from myself and covered yourself in the Espanyol game...
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4052 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 10:24:57 PM »
Haha, for f*** sake. I now have Espanyol and Wrexham respectively letting me down on two big accys. f***ing Mirandes beating Espanyol. It's the quarter final, and they don't even bother. Actually makes it better that they score, so that I'm two goals from winning. Same with the Wrexcunts. Not very big stakes, but still quite annoying. Would have won a lot.


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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4053 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 10:30:13 PM »
Eliassen - for your own sake, I hope you took a rare bit of helpful advice from myself and covered yourself in the Espanyol game...

I didn't, and thank f*** for that. They actually lost in overtime. :lol: Safe to say; it was nice knowing you Espanyol... :yao:


il Bambino

Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4054 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 10:41:19 PM »
Eliassen - for your own sake, I hope you took a rare bit of helpful advice from myself and covered yourself in the Espanyol game...

I didn't, and thank f*** for that. They actually lost in overtime. :lol: Safe to say; it was nice knowing you Espanyol... :yao:

Fwiw, meant in 90 mins. :thup:

Regardless, identical night to Sunday. Mar f***ing seille deciding to draw 1-1 at home to Ligue 2 Le Havre.... and then win in extra time to really rub salt into the wound, letting down a 5 fold.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4055 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 10:54:44 PM »
Eliassen - for your own sake, I hope you took a rare bit of helpful advice from myself and covered yourself in the Espanyol game...

I didn't, and thank f*** for that. They actually lost in overtime. :lol: Safe to say; it was nice knowing you Espanyol... :yao:

Fwiw, meant in 90 mins. :thup:

Regardless, identical night to Sunday. Mar f***ing seille deciding to draw 1-1 at home to Ligue 2 Le Havre.... and then win in extra time to really rub salt into the wound, letting down a 5 fold.

It was in 90 minutes. 4-4 aggr. Mirandes through on away goals. What a joke. Espanyol 5th in the league, deciding to do this against the opposition and me: Spoiler

I won in the weekend so won't complain much. But I still want to punch stuff.  :yuno:








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il Bambino

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4056 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 11:05:42 PM »
Had Cardiff, Ghana, Juve, AFC Wimbledon, Sheff Wed and Torquay.

An 88th min winner for AFC netted me 425 quid!


Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4057 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 11:08:46 PM »
Dick. MK Dons let me down. c***s.
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4058 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 01:32:25 AM »
Considering Man City to qualify alone is 2/1 I wonder what odds Man City/Cardiff to qualify would've been. I have such a ridiculously addictive personality. All I do when I try to refrain from betting is dream of the bets I would've put on ffs.

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4059 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 04:24:19 AM »
City, Zambia and Senegal = 8.5/1

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4060 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 10:59:36 AM »
I wouldn't be betting on any african nations matches, the standard of football being played is so bad, anyone could beat anyone. The so called top players don't stand out as much and it's just filled with athletes on the pitch running around after the ball. It's actually difficult to watch.
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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4061 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 11:38:45 AM »
Got plenty of bets out but mainly I put some money on City/Real, really good odds. Make it happen :cheesy:

Ryan

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4062 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 04:34:51 PM »
Man City
Luton
Barcelona
Lionel Messi anytime
Demba Ba anytime

24/1. Come on!

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4063 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 04:37:49 PM »
Senegal, Internazionale, Real Madrid and Manchester City 61/1

Will do some more sensible ones later.

Ash

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The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4064 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 04:52:45 PM »
Man City
Luton
Barcelona
Lionel Messi anytime
Demba Ba anytime

24/1. Come on!

I assume you placed that in a bookies? If it comes in, they'll probably void it unfortunately.
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Ryan

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4065 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 05:00:33 PM »
Man City
Luton
Barcelona
Lionel Messi anytime
Demba Ba anytime

24/1. Come on!

I assume you placed that in a bookies? If it comes in, they'll probably void it unfortunately.

Aye, in the bookies. How come?

Ash

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The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4066 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 05:04:24 PM »
Man City
Luton
Barcelona
Lionel Messi anytime
Demba Ba anytime

24/1. Come on!

I assume you placed that in a bookies? If it comes in, they'll probably void it unfortunately.

Aye, in the bookies. How come?

You can't bet on a Barca win and Messi to score anytime in a multiple as it's related (basically meaning one outcome affects the other). Unless you placed it as 'Messi to score in a Barca win', you'll be lucky to get away with it and even then, some bookies don't do wincasts. I wanted Ben Arfa to score in a Newcastle win against Blackburn but Ladbrokes didn't have a market on it.
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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4067 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 05:05:43 PM »
Ahhh crap, didn't realise that. Hopefully, I can get away with it  :shifty:

Cheers :thup:

Ash

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The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4068 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 05:08:27 PM »
Ahhh crap, didn't realise that. Hopefully, I can get away with it  :shifty:

Cheers :thup:

You may end up with some complete retard who doesn't even notice. They could also just void one of those two but they are bookies so they'll probably be twats about it.

No worries. :thup:
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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4069 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 05:10:40 PM »
£5 on

Man City to qualify
Napoli
Luton
Barcelona

@ 15/1

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4070 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 05:21:45 PM »
10 € on Senegal / Liverpool - Man City, Neapel - Inter, Barca - Real all to draw. Returns 800€.

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4071 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 05:31:36 PM »
:lol: Interesting.
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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4072 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 06:11:12 PM »
2-1 City
Dzeko 1st goal
Scorecast

City to qualify
Senegal
Barca
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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4073 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 06:38:46 PM »
Senegal & Luton double.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4074 on: Wednesday 25 January 2012, 06:49:29 PM »
Barcelona 1/10 to qualify.  What a joke.