Author Topic: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread: Lillestromatics  (Read 148256 times)

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #50 on: Friday 15 July 2011, 03:21:45 PM »
Forget women's football, forget cycling, bring back the real football.  :thup:

Only pre-season, but 10 € on us to draw tonight.

Ginola

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #51 on: Friday 15 July 2011, 07:33:04 PM »
Put a few quid each on us to win 4-0 and 3-0 tonight.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #52 on: Friday 15 July 2011, 11:19:11 PM »
£15 with a mate at work that Man City will finish above Liverpool this season.
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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #53 on: Saturday 16 July 2011, 03:32:23 AM »
£15 with a mate at work that Man City will finish above Liverpool this season.

He's offering Evns? Ask him if he'll take £4,000 from me. :lol:


You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.

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Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #54 on: Saturday 16 July 2011, 07:09:05 PM »
£15 with a mate at work that Man City will finish above Liverpool this season.

Get that stake raised considerably and rob him blind. Sure, a bit of tension may be apparent when he's declared bankrupt, but don't think about ruining his life. Think of the money.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #55 on: Saturday 16 July 2011, 10:48:01 PM »
Any tips for Argies game..

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #56 on: Saturday 16 July 2011, 11:08:43 PM »
Any tips for Argies game..

Throw every penny you own on Uruguay. You won't be disappointed. I promise.

;)

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #57 on: Saturday 16 July 2011, 11:21:51 PM »
Told you.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #58 on: Saturday 16 July 2011, 11:25:55 PM »
£15 with a mate at work that Man City will finish above Liverpool this season.

He's offering Evns? Ask him if he'll take £4,000 from me. :lol:
£15 with a mate at work that Man City will finish above Liverpool this season.

Get that stake raised considerably and rob him blind. Sure, a bit of tension may be apparent when he's declared bankrupt, but don't think about ruining his life. Think of the money.

Aye I liked the price too, had to push pretty hard to get that up from the £5 he wanted.
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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #59 on: Saturday 16 July 2011, 11:28:08 PM »
early days...

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #60 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 01:38:12 AM »
Ladbrokes has Torres as the 8/1 Fav for the golden boot next year! They must know something I don't.

66/1 for Ba :)
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Otter

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #61 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 09:41:55 AM »
Hernandez for the golden boot I reckon. Think I'll be checking his odds closer to the start of the campaign.
You were supposed to be the chosen one!

Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #62 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 01:01:40 PM »
Had £10 on Argies to win 2-1 last night. I thought for once I'd get some luck when that shot came in that Muslera parried, only for him to get up on miraculously save it. Knob.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #63 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 01:21:01 PM »
Neil. We need to get our plan sorted for the new season. Fresh start. We'll rape this thread sideways with the fat end of our medium valued bottle of wine.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #64 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 03:35:07 PM »
I've just emailed skybet about the odds of him getting 10+ goals this season and received this reply...

"Thanks for your enquiry.
 
The traders have quoted a price of 16/1 for Ben Arfa to score 10+ goals. They have also said that the maximum you can bet on it is £50. To place the bet please call us on 08000 724 777 as we must place this as a manual bet."

Decent price, probably gonna whack a tenner on that.


What in the f***? Just emailed William Hill and got 7/4!!! :lol:

Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #65 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 03:35:50 PM »
What the hell? Those are ridiculous odds.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #66 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 03:36:02 PM »
Ladbrokes has Torres as the 8/1 Fav for the golden boot next year! They must know something I don't.

66/1 for Ba :)

Aye, saw that. Definitely tempted to put a cheeky fiver on it.
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #67 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 03:37:46 PM »
Ooo, first time I've been on Bet365 in a while.. like the new layout.
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #68 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 03:38:03 PM »
What the hell? Those are ridiculous odds.

f*** it. Replied and asked if they're sure that's correct. :lol:

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #69 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 03:38:50 PM »
Ooo, first time I've been on Bet365 in a while.. like the new layout.

Aye, had a peek when David mentioned it. Disappointed I blocked myself from signing up again for at least 5 years :lol: I was enjoying that similar layout when they first introduced it to In-Play.

Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #70 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 03:40:34 PM »
Man, I'm still annoyed from last night. Was 100% certain it'd be either 1-1 or 2-1 Argies and I went for the wrong one didn't I?

Anyway, I'm now going to recklessly place some highly unlikely bets I reckon.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #71 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 03:40:57 PM »
What the hell? Those are ridiculous odds.

f*** it. Replied and asked if they're sure that's correct. :lol:

No way that can be right, man. 7/4 ffs  :lol:
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #72 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 03:44:40 PM »
A quid on Barfa to get 10+ league goals this season would get me 75p profit. :lol: s***. And some people think this board is overestimating his ability!

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #73 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 03:53:53 PM »
A quid on Barfa to get 10+ league goals this season would get me 75p profit. :lol: s***. And some people think this board is overestimating his ability!
about £1.25 profit surely ?
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #74 on: Sunday 17 July 2011, 04:09:41 PM »
Is it? I normally bet in decimals rather than fractions so may well have got it wrong. The way Google told me to calculate it says that for a quid bet I'd get £1.75 back, and assumed that included the original £1.

Either way, they've replied saying those odds are correct. Insane. :lol: