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Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4650 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 06:58:45 PM »
General Bayern hatred, or do you think they actually will slip up? 0-0 against Freiburg was hardly the best preparation.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4651 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 07:41:52 PM »
General Bayern hatred, or do you think they actually will slip up? 0-0 against Freiburg was hardly the best preparation.

A bit of both tbh.

They've been very poor lately - especially with Robben in the side.

Saying that, I somehow expect them to win today and expect Robben to shine. Reason why I've not put that much money on it.

S.S.R.

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The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4652 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 08:01:01 PM »
£5  Bayern win  -1

£3 marseille win

£5 marseille score first

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4653 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 08:36:36 PM »
Well, I've just done it. 150€ on Basel (dnb). Do it.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4654 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 08:40:48 PM »
Well, I've just done it. 150€ on Basel (dnb). Do it.

If I wasn't skint I would have had Basel +1 before the game along with Marseille DNB.

S.S.R.

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The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4655 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 08:45:09 PM »
Well, I've just done it. 150€ on Basel (dnb). Do it.

You crazy

£20 on a bayern inter double at about 4/1

Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4656 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 09:28:22 PM »
David ffs, do you have any idea how bitterly jealous I am of your betting exploits?

Class win, how many hundred did you rinse the bookies for tonight?
« Last Edit: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 09:40:41 PM by Neil »
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

S.S.R.

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The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4657 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 09:42:29 PM »
Well done David.

That last-minute goal meant today cost me £16 rather than £33.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4658 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 09:45:20 PM »
Well, the last bet alone returned 525€.

The 20€ on Basel as single returned 130€ as well. Special night that was.

Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4659 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 09:46:34 PM »
I get this image of a massive wad of 20 euro notes piled up on David's desk, but he's not bothered about that, he's just got a picture of Bastian Schweinsteiger on his laptop and he's pointing, laughing, cackling.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4660 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 09:50:49 PM »
I get this image of a massive wad of 20 euro notes piled up on David's desk, but he's not bothered about that, he's just got a picture of Bastian Schweinsteiger on his laptop and he's pointing, laughing, cackling.

No. It's not that bad. :lol:

Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4661 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 06:46:12 PM »
I'm betting on what David's betting on.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4662 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 07:30:15 PM »
I'm betting on what David's betting on.

Let's both destroy his run. From now on, any bets David puts on, I'm putting 1/100th of the amount on the same thing.

Ryan

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4663 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 07:34:03 PM »
Put Valencia -1 on before the game, my bets going to be over before the other games kick off  :(

S.S.R.

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« Reply #4664 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:00:33 PM »
Put Valencia -1 on before the game, my bets going to be over before the other games kick off  :(

Did the same. Lost £17

£20 man utd -1

Edit: £10 on Man Utd to score 3rd goal.

What an awful, awful two days. £63 lost. :-(
« Last Edit: Friday 24 February 2012, 02:00:13 PM by S.S.R. »

Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4665 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:04:09 PM »
Put some money on Schalke to win 2-1.

Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Jill

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4666 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:18:26 PM »
Got a £2 free bet from Paddy Power which is blates going on Williamson on Saturday. 

Sifu

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4667 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:28:41 PM »
Got a £2 free bet from Paddy Power which is blates going on Williamson on Saturday. 

Odds?

Jill

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4668 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:41:36 PM »
A horrendous 10/1 anytime. :lol:

Sifu

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4669 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:44:16 PM »
Ha! Yeah, it's not that great.
« Last Edit: Thursday 23 February 2012, 10:13:14 PM by Sifu »

Ryan

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4670 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:49:45 PM »
Don't do it! Those odds are horrific like, have they ever seen Mike Williamson come up for a corner  :lol:

Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4671 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:54:09 PM »
I'm betting on what David's betting on.

No bets today. Lying drunken in some hotel room.... Back tomorrow sometime...

Jill

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4672 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:55:24 PM »
Don't do it! Those odds are horrific like, have they ever seen Mike Williamson come up for a corner  :lol:

At least this time I'm only wasting a free bet and not my own cash. :lol:

jdckelly

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4673 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 10:01:23 PM »
..............
I think I just had a successful bet on one of my insane longshot bets, this has never happened before I don't know how to react
Shola Ameobi, NUFC legend......sort of

Neil

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Re: The 2011-2012 Betting Thread
« Reply #4674 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 10:04:01 PM »
Do elaborate.

In gdm style, while I also had 2-1 Schalke, I also had the draw at a pretty insane (imo) 5/1. Admittedly contradictory bets but there you go.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.