Topic: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets

[Big Geordie]

You younger lads are lucky. Anyone of a similar age to me (and older) will remember the old bogs in the Gallowgate End. A gutter against a wall, no roof and I think one bog that I certainly never had the misfortune to need. Scarey times!

[Northerngimp]

I literally have to have a s*** every time im out on the p*ss like. Had three rave poos in Digital once for f***s sake.

I went through that phase, hard to let a rave poo go when theres bog trolls kicking about and loads of people off the nut in the bogs.

[Big Geordie]

What's a 'rave' poo, for us old gits?!

[adam]

A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

[jimburst]

Best description ever.

[Interpolic]

Tis a very, very good description like.

They're always massively satisfying and scummy in equal measure.

[Messi]

Always get proper gassy when I'm on pills like.

[MW]

Had a s*** in the Goose before the match last night, was alright

[jimburst]

[Disco]

Best/worst thing about rave poos is trying to wipe your arse when you're legs have lives of their own. Nightmare.

[jimburst]

Don't tell me you stand to wipe?

[Disco]

Course not

[pedro111]

I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

[AliGupter]

I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying.

[OCK]

I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying.

I never had you down as someone who squats and drops where he feels like it on the street like.

[AliGupter]

I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying.

I never had you down as someone who squats and drops where he feels like it on the street like.

Ask the people who have met me.

[Ste]

Yeah, he really is that person.

[OCK]

 

[Ste]

We didn't laugh, at the time.

[OCK]

 

[AliGupter]

[Ste]

I still need to find out just what the hell you were on about in The Forth, Gupter. I expect a Private Message.

[AliGupter]

I still need to find out just what the hell you were on about in The Forth, Gupter. I expect a Private Message.

I wish I knew what you were talking about.

[Ste]

Bouncer.

[AliGupter]

Bouncer.

Never.