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ZeRoE

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WWF Revived?
« on: Friday 21 January 2011, 09:57:17 PM »
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f*** it, it started a bit of banter in the rumours thread, so surely worthy of it's own.

Vince McMahon in Talks with Ashley?

http://blogs.loughboroughecho.net/goaltastic/2011/01/new-owner-to-wrestle-control-o.html
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New owner to wrestle control of Newcastle United?
By Isaac Ashe on Jan 21, 11 04:05 PM in Oddballs

IT'S not just never-gonna-happen rumours about players like David Beckham and Ronaldinho joining teams like Leicester City and Scunthorpe that get banded about in the silly season that is the January transfer window.
In fact my favourite bit of unsubstantiated gossip so far this month involves new ownership looking to get a hold on Newcastle United.
Because word on the street is Mike Ashley is in talks with billionaire WWE owner Vince McMahon over the sale of the Magpies.
If this actually happens, on hearing the news I promise I will tear off my shirt Hulk Hogan style and wrestle whoever's nearest to me to the ground.

Cabaye

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #1 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 09:58:29 PM »
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Decky

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #2 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:00:55 PM »
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Weezertron

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #3 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:00:58 PM »
We should come up with wrestling names for the players. Kill some time.

Edit: I can't be arsed.

Jill

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #4 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:02:47 PM »
My crush on Shane-O Mac would probably come back. :lol:

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« Reply #5 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:05:23 PM »
Loughborough Echo blog ???

Kaizero

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« Reply #6 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:05:51 PM »
Vince McMahon Net Worth: $1,100 mil

Want.

Neil

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #7 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:08:44 PM »
Wallsend Screwjob.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #8 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:08:49 PM »
He shelled out 150 million on his wife's failed senator campaign, he might splash the cash for us.

Won't happen though.  :lol:
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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #9 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:10:01 PM »
He shelled out 150 million on his wife's failed senator campaign, he might splash the cash for us.

Won't happen though.  :lol:

BUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW TOLD ME HE WAS IN A COMA!
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Jill

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #10 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:11:48 PM »
If the floodlights fail at any point in the near future I'll think the Undertaker is coming out.

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #11 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:12:10 PM »
Next week on Raw, Vince & Mike are in the ring for the signing of contracts.

Mike Ashley is taking the North East number 1 wrestler as protection: The Charva MC Pauly C

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftyA2hSsWCg" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftyA2hSsWCg</a>


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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #12 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:12:18 PM »
 :lol: Very good Jill.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #13 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:12:30 PM »
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Every player would enter the pitch one at time with their own theme music. Subs would be run ins, with the oncoming player attacking the player coming off with a chair, or probably just a bottle of Lucazade. Seriously though, could you imagine it, man. Holy s***, we'd never hear the end of it.  :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:13:06 PM »
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Every player would enter the pitch one at time with their own theme music. Subs would be run ins, with the oncoming player attacking the player coming off with a chair, or probably just a bottle of Lucazade. Seriously though, could you imagine it, man. Holy s***, we'd never hear the end of it.  :lol:

I was gonna say, you must be f***ing delighted at this rumour mate. :lol:

Theme songs for players - any suggestions?
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

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« Reply #15 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:14:43 PM »
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Every player would enter the pitch one at time with their own theme music. Subs would be run ins, with the oncoming player attacking the player coming off with a chair, or probably just a bottle of Lucazade. Seriously though, could you imagine it, man. Holy s***, we'd never hear the end of it.  :lol:

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« Reply #16 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:14:48 PM »
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Theme songs for players - any suggestions?

Andy Carroll coming out to Smack My Bitch Up

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« Reply #17 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:17:10 PM »
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Theme songs for players - any suggestions?

Andy Carroll coming out to Smack My Bitch Up

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« Reply #18 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:17:10 PM »
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Maybe some good will come of it. We could have at Wrestlemania the return of the Mean Street Posse vrs the newcomers The Cockney Mafia, imagine the buy rates that would generate, especially in Newcastle.

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« Reply #19 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:18:04 PM »
Never watched wrestling :(

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Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #20 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:18:11 PM »
Andy Carroll finishing move, the flying headbutt.

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #21 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:18:48 PM »
Next week on Raw, Vince & Mike are in the ring for the signing of contracts.

Mike Ashley is taking the North East number 1 wrestler as protection: The Charva MC Pauly C

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftyA2hSsWCg" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftyA2hSsWCg</a>




Nice to see where my tax money is being spent.

BlueStar

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Re: WWF Revived?
« Reply #22 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:19:56 PM »
All would be dandy until his heel turn when he rips off his suit to reveal a sunderland shirt.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:20:26 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: Friday 21 January 2011, 10:21:14 PM »
They should just have the Premier League trophy in the middle of the pitch hanging  from the roof of the stadium... ladder match for the title anyone...?

P.S. Ameobi with a bit of face paint on = Papa Shango...hmm.  So THAT'S why every single manager has loved him and kept him.... the power of VOODOO!