Topic: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread

[1nol]

REAL NAME: Paula
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Walkden
WHEREABOUTS: West End, Newcastle
JOB: Admin, Brewery
FAVOURITE BAND: The The, The Smiths, The Jam, Graham Coxon, The Killers, Kasabian
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kalua
FAVOURITE PLACE: Tynemouth
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM: Quadrophenia
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking
FOOTBALLING HEROS: Nobby, Paul Allen, Paul Merson, Shay
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sorenson, Lee Hendrie, Ashley Cole
OTHER TEAMS: Bolton (Ish, for family reasons and not when they beat us)
OTHER SPORTS: Can just about stomach cricket if forced
ROLE MODEL: Helen Mirren
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Training to be a driving instructor

[Gemmill]

ROLE MODEL: Helen Mirren

Does this mean you'll be lopping them out at every available opportunity?  bluebigrazz.gif

[1nol]

I tend to keep them tethered for personal safety, black eyes aren’t pretty, but if the part demands….

Probably be more inclined if mine looked like hers did too.

[CollapsOfEvolution]

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REAL NAME: Rasmus
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Skælskør
WHEREABOUTS: Århus
JOB: Not at the moment
FAVOURITE BAND: Radiohead
FAVOURITE FOOD: Seems to be Sushi, changes often.
FAVOURITE DRINK: White Russian
FAVOURITE PLACE: Prague
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Twin Peaks, Simpsons.
FAVOURITE FILM: Donnie Darko
FAVOURITE SHARK: ??
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Del Piero, Keith Gilliespie( Don't know why), Shearer, Shay Given Marcello Lippi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Capello, Ballack, Aldo Duscher
OTHER TEAMS: Juventus and Odense Boldklub (OB)
OTHER SPORTS: Ice Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): My father.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Making movies.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Directing a movie that will touch, at least one or two people deeply. Get out of Denmark, march against Bush/Blair. going a month without speaking, try to see the world as a black and white thing

[Gemmill]

I tend to keep them tethered for personal safety, black eyes aren’t pretty, but if the part demands….

Probably be more inclined if mine looked like hers did too.

Hers are down round her knees these days tbh.  She's got serious man hands too.  I noticed that on Prime Suspect a week ago.

[toondon]

REAL NAME:  DON
AGE:40 :thup
BIRTHPLACE:TOON
WHEREABOUTS:ST MARYS
JOB:ROOFER
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND:THE KILLERS
FAVOURITE FOOD:CURRY,CHINESE,PIZZA,LAMB,VENNISON,PIG,BEEF,KEBAB,
FAVOURITE DRINK:DIET COKE
FAVOURITE PLACE:SCOTLAND
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):STILL GAME
FAVOURITE FILM:SHAWSHANK                        blueupset.gif
FAVOURITE SHARK:DEAD
FOOTBALLING HEROES:GOT TO BE THE MAN SHEARER
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:THE DUTCHMAN(PRAT)
OTHER TEAMS:NONE
OTHER SPORTS:BIKERACING
ROLE MODEL(S):PUB LANDLORD
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:LIVE TILL I DIE
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:1.LIVE 2.EAT 3.DRINK 4.LAUGH 5.RELAX WITH THE WIFE :BangHead:

[Incognito]

REAL NAME:Billy Tray
AGE:38
BIRTHPLACE:Coventry
WHEREABOUTS:Coventry
JOB:Machinist
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:The Beatles
FAVOURITE FOOD:Keema Nans
FAVOURITE DRINK:Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE:Pefkos,Rhodes
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Shameless,Only Fools.
FAVOURITE FILM:Life OF David Gale
FAVOURITE SHARK:
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Alan Shearer,Robert Lee,Kevin Keegan,Glenn Hoddle
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Roy Keane,Jason McAteer,Stan Collymore,Graham Fenton
OTHER TEAMS:Real Madrid
OTHER SPORTS:Cricket,Golf,Rugby Union
ROLE MODEL(S):Homer Simpson,Jim Royle
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Stay Alive
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:See the Mags win a trophy
                                                      See an Ashes test in Australia
                                                      Win lottery
                                                      lose weight
                                                      pack the tabs in

[Toon Sarnie]

REAL NAME: Rob
AGE:30
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS:Auckland NZ
JOB:IT stuff
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:Kings of Leon
FAVOURITE FOOD:Stotties with bacon and brown sauce
FAVOURITE DRINK:Cant decide
FAVOURITE PLACE:Home, theres no place like it
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Scrubs.
FAVOURITE FILM:Training day/ Anything by Mel Brooks
FAVOURITE SHARK:Erm.
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Shearer, Van Basten.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Cristiano #@$%!ng Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS:Falcons.
OTHER SPORTS:Rugby, golf
ROLE MODEL(S):Me Dad
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Survive. Come back to the Toon, get a job,get a house.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Parachute jump, own a fast car, travel more, have kids, see Newcastle win anything(please anything'll do)

[Kaizero]

Now this was embarrassing to look back at, removed this post now though, thank f***.

[Prof.Falken]

REAL NAME: Gary
AGE: 32
BIRTHPLACE: New York
WHEREABOUTS: Brooklyn
JOB: Web Design/Stay at home dad
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle!
FAVOURITE BAND: Third Day
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fried Chicken
FAVOURITE DRINK: COFFEE!!!
FAVOURITE PLACE: My computer :P
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Law And Order
FAVOURITE FILM: Doom Generation
FAVOURITE SHARK: Kenny
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Given, Cantona
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo, Souness, Fat Freddy
OTHER SPORTS: Poker, 9 ball
ROLE MODEL(S): Jesus
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become a Minister
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Got to a live Newcastle game, Teach my newborn son to play, find out the other 3 :P

[jay]

Hi everyone, Just joined so i thought id say hello. My other half (joey-boobs avatar) recomended me. be nice


REAL NAME: Jay
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Kimberly, Cape Town
WHEREABOUTS:Gateshead
JOB: working on it
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle!
FAVOURITE BAND:Stone Sour, Seether, Secondhand serenade, Ian Brown, Oasis, Less Than Jake etc etc
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: Malibu and coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: South Africa and ibiza, i used to live in both places
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Two Pints of larger and a packet of crisps and loads more
FAVOURITE FILM: Gone in 60 Seconds
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammer Head, they look funny
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Shay Given,
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:
OTHER SPORTS: Riding, Skating
ROLE MODEL(S): The Stig, Alan Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get into a good job, get married and live happily with no worries (yeah right) LEARN MORE ABOUT FOOTY
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Drive a Shelby GT, Win at Olympia, Marry Joey , Have his babies and have a big house
 

 
 

[Clay]

My mate's from South Africa.. and from Johanasburg (sp?) Good lad.. Howcome loads of South Africans are on the move over here.. I know there's lots of crime but there's hundreds of people from there moving here now.

[jay]

My mate's from South Africa.. and from Johanasburg (sp?) Good lad.. Howcome loads of South Africans are on the move over here.. I know there's lots of crime but there's hundreds of people from there moving here now.

We moved to ibiza first, purely because my stepdad at the time had a flat there, then they split so we moved here, my mum is english though and here sisters here so thats our reason, i cant really speak for anyone else, although i do think alot of south african familys that are moving here, one of th parents is british. i lived in Jo'burg for a year before i moved to ibiza, its a s*** hole :P

[Clay]

My mate's from South Africa.. and from Johanasburg (sp?) Good lad.. Howcome loads of South Africans are on the move over here.. I know there's lots of crime but there's hundreds of people from there moving here now.

We moved to ibiza first, purely because my stepdad at the time had a flat there, then they split so we moved here, my mum is english though and here sisters here so thats our reason, i cant really speak for anyone else, although i do think alot of south african familys that are moving here, one of th parents is british. i lived in Jo'burg for a year before i moved to ibiza, its a s*** hole :P

True.. Most of the South Africans that i know that have moved here have English relatives. But seriously since then alot have moved to where i live with or without relatives... I have absolutely no idea why they would move to consett though... Thing is we have lots of New zealanders moving here aswell.. But nowhere near the amount of f***ing polish..

[jay]

Well e moved to bracknell of all places first, sorry, but i have no answers to your question..i suck! but i do also know alot of people that are leaving here for other countries, like moving to Oz or Newzealand etc. Id love to go back there, but i wouldnt want to risk my life for it :P it really is bad out there, it was bad when i left and that was 6 years ago, i can only imagine how much worse its got since

[Clay]

Well e moved to bracknell of all places first, sorry, but i have no answers to your question..i suck! but i do also know alot of people that are leaving here for other countries, like moving to Oz or Newzealand etc. Id love to go back there, but i wouldnt want to risk my life for it :P it really is bad out there, it was bad when i left and that was 6 years ago, i can only imagine how much worse its got since

Aye, my mate is exactly the same.. He gets so depressed over here.. Even though he has lived here for nearly 8 years... He still wants to move back over from time to time.. Mostly because of the weather.. but he refuses to move back over because of the violence.. His uncle owns a HUGE farm.. and in the past 2 years he has had his farms raided with blacks (cafas as my mate would call them) Did you used to drink a lot of Milo in S.A?

[jay]

Aye, my mate is exactly the same.. He gets so depressed over here.. Even though he has lived here for nearly 8 years... He still wants to move back over from time to time.. Mostly because of the weather.. but he refuses to move back over because of the violence.. His uncle owns a HUGE farm.. and in the past 2 years he has had his farms raided with blacks (cafas as my mate would call them) Did you used to drink a lot of Milo in S.A?

I dont get like that, id much rather move back to ibiza then SA. We got burgled twice in one year in Jo'Burg, it is really harsh out there, my mum used to carry a plastic BB gun on her glove box in the car ncase she got hijacked to scare anyone off. If you said Caffas anywhere in public in SA, you'd more then likely get stabbed or shot :P and yes, i used to drink it alllll the time, you get it over here too.

[Clay]

Aye, my mate is exactly the same.. He gets so depressed over here.. Even though he has lived here for nearly 8 years... He still wants to move back over from time to time.. Mostly because of the weather.. but he refuses to move back over because of the violence.. His uncle owns a HUGE farm.. and in the past 2 years he has had his farms raided with blacks (cafas as my mate would call them) Did you used to drink a lot of Milo in S.A?

I dont get like that, id much rather move back to ibiza then SA. We got burgled twice in one year in Jo'Burg, it is really harsh out there, my mum used to carry a plastic BB gun on her glove box in the car ncase she got hijacked to scare anyone off. If you said Caffas anywhere in public in SA, you'd more then likely get stabbed or shot :P and yes, i used to drink it alllll the time, you get it over here too.

Aye when my mate first came over he was sooo racist calling black people caffas (i didn't know what that meant at the time) Apparently his dad used to set his dog on them etc.. and nope i don't really drink alot of Milo.. only when his relatives come over and bring some over, or when i went to Singapore and they had it over there.. I also absolutely love Bulltong (sp) when they bring that s*** over.. f***ing gorgeous.. So do you speak Pure S.A.. and if so can you confirm what "Yadda man assas Lacka" means.. I dunno how it is actually spelt but me mate says it means "yes man that stuff is great" or something along those lines.

[jay]

Aye when my mate first came over he was sooo racist calling black people caffas (i didn't know what that meant at the time) Apparently his dad used to set his dog on them etc.. and nope i don't really drink alot of Milo.. only when his relatives come over and bring some over, or when i went to Singapore and they had it over there.. I also absolutely love Bulltong (sp) when they bring that s*** over.. ****ing gorgeous.. So do you speak Pure S.A.. and if so can you confirm what "Yadda man assas Lacka" means.. I dunno how it is actually spelt but me mate says it means "yes man that stuff is great" or something along those lines.

I know what you mean, im not a racist south african, although most are. The sell Milo in the tescos at kingston park, also if you love biltong so much, theres a woman at the market down at the quayside, i think shes there most sundays, its a south african stall, sells all the food, i went there and got loads of stuff includint biltong. lol, English is south africas first language so yes, i do speak it :P but theres also 10 other languages, im assuming your talking about afrikaans, and no, im not fluent, i left too early on. i dont have the accent either, ive just got a southern english accent ( but i pronounce all my words:P)

[Clay]

Aye when my mate first came over he was sooo racist calling black people caffas (i didn't know what that meant at the time) Apparently his dad used to set his dog on them etc.. and nope i don't really drink alot of Milo.. only when his relatives come over and bring some over, or when i went to Singapore and they had it over there.. I also absolutely love Bulltong (sp) when they bring that s*** over.. ****ing gorgeous.. So do you speak Pure S.A.. and if so can you confirm what "Yadda man assas Lacka" means.. I dunno how it is actually spelt but me mate says it means "yes man that stuff is great" or something along those lines.

I know what you mean, im not a racist south african, although most are. The sell Milo in the tescos at kingston park, also if you love biltong so much, theres a woman at the market down at the quayside, i think shes there most sundays, its a south african stall, sells all the food, i went there and got loads of stuff includint biltong. lol, English is south africas first language so yes, i do speak it :P but theres also 10 other languages, im assuming your talking about afrikaans, and no, im not fluent, i left too early on. i dont have the accent either, ive just got a southern english accent ( but i pronounce all my words:P)

Quality stuff, i'll be sure to tell all me S.A mates where they can buy their stuff from And yep they all speak afrikaans..

[jay]

Good Good. i dont speak it, only a limited amount, although my accent does come back fully if i spend a while around south africans, which is strange

[Clay]

Good Good. i dont speak it, only a limited amount, although my accent does come back fully if i spend a while around south africans, which is strange

So does his He just had ANOTHER cousin move over.. and he spent a day with her showing her around newcastle etc.. and he came back sounding completely different... But his mum still has the accent, sounds brilliant tbh..

[jay]

So does his He just had ANOTHER cousin move over.. and he spent a day with her showing her around newcastle etc.. and he came back sounding completely different... But his mum still has the accent, sounds brilliant tbh..

I really would love to have kept it but it just went when i moved to ibiza, i went to an english school there and that was it, it vanished. lol. we never had a majorly strong accent though because of my mum being english and her parents.

[nufcmichael]

REAL NAME: Michael Søgaard
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Aalborg, Denmark.
WHEREABOUTS: Aalborg, Denmark.
JOB: Student, truck driver on saturdays.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: U2, Bruce Springsteen and the E-Streetband, Runrig, Within Temptation.
FAVOURITE FOOD: A good red steak, whiskey sauce and potatoes.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Gin and lemon.
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The O.C, Prison Break, Gilmore Girls, My Name Is Earl.
FAVOURITE FILM: Braveheart, Boondock Saints, Walk The Line.
FAVOURITE SHARK: The Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Peter Schmeichel, Shay Given.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sergio Ramos, Roy Keane, Craig Bellamy.
OTHER TEAMS: AaB Aalborg from Denmark.
OTHER SPORTS: NFL, Icehockey and Handball.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To take over Newcastle 
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See the memorial wall in Washington, take my future wife and kids to Newcastle, p*ss on Stadium of s****, see Newcastle become champions  bluebiggrin.gif and finally see Shearer in the manager seat.

[TheDutchman]

REAL NAME: Tim
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Beverwijk, Holland.
WHEREABOUTS: Heemskerk, Holland.
JOB: at City council Purmerend (suburb of Amsterdam) .
FAVOURITE CLUB: Ajax (of course special place in my heart for the Toon)
FAVOURITE BAND: U2, The Clash, Placebo, The Rifles, The Smiths.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Shoarma with Garlic sauce.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer (Heineken!).
FAVOURITE PLACE: Amsterdam
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): 24 and all live football features
FAVOURITE FILM: Too many
FAVOURITE SHARK: A dead one
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Jari Litmanen, Stefan Petterson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: .
OTHER TEAMS: Toon Army.
OTHER SPORTS: Cycling.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Enjoy life 
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit Newcastle more often, See Holland win the world cup, visit the Revolution bar, get married, trip to NY.