Author Topic: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread (Read 53207 times)

MKSC · « **Reply #625 on:** Thursday 24 December 2009, 02:24:36 PM »

Was just flicking through these and wondered, how many of you long term posters have achieved any of your five things to do before you die. I don't hold out much hope for this fella.

Quote from: scouse and proud on Monday 3 October 2005, 10:43:46 PM

REAL NAME: Carl
FAVOURITE CLUB:Liverpool
AGE:14
BIRTHPLACE:Liverpool
WHEREABOUTS:Liverpool
JOB:School
FAVOURITE BAND:Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD:Steak, egg and chips.
FAVOURITE DRINK:Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE:Anfield
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Anything by Peter Kay.
FAVOURITE FILM:Saving Private Ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK:?
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Jamie Carragher, Kenny Dalglish, Robbie Fowler
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard,
OTHER TEAMS:Liverpool Reserves
OTHER SPORTS:Boxing, Cricket.
ROLE MODEL(S):Jamie Carragher, James J. Braddock.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Dunno what I want to do yet.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:See Liverpool win the league, Go on the pitch at Anfield, watch a boxing fight in Vegas, Fly a plane, drive a ferrari.

MKSC · « **Reply #626 on:** Thursday 24 December 2009, 06:25:33 PM »

REAL NAME: Colin
AGE: 29
BIRTHPLACE: Twickenham
WHEREABOUTS: Brentford
JOB: Full time Dad and kept man.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis, Maxiimo Park, The Rumble Strips
FAVOURITE FOOD: Meat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Magners or Pear Magners
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle and Yellowstone Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM: Gladiator
FAVOURITE SHARK: The clever ones in Deep Blue Sea
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Van Basten, Terry Butcher
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Maradona, AFC Wimbledon
OTHER TEAMS: Hampton & Richmond Borough
OTHER SPORTS: Darts, Speedway, Poker
ROLE MODEL(S): Richard Sharpe
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Write a Novel, Finish my Open University Degree and do something useful with it. Stop Breeding.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get back to a 36 inch waist, Get at least one of my kids to support Newcastle, climb a mountain, do something for charity, reach a significant wedding anniversary.

Disco · « **Reply #627 on:** Friday 25 December 2009, 08:59:22 PM »

Why are you anti AFC Wimbledon, strange choice

Lazlo · « **Reply #628 on:** Sunday 27 December 2009, 04:52:42 PM »

REAL NAME:Steve
AGE:39
BIRTHPLACE:Gateshead
WHEREABOUTS:West Denton
JOB:Sheet metal worker
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND:Carter usm
FAVOURITE FOOD:Chicken tikka vindaloo
FAVOURITE DRINK:snakebite
FAVOURITE PLACE:Akihabara, Japan
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Sons of anarchy.
FAVOURITE FILM:Indiana jones, Zu warriors,ringu, del toro stuff. Too many to mention
FAVOURITE SHARK:Mako (shortfin)
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Beardsley, Colin Hendry, Gazza, Romario
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:David Speedie, Robbie Fowler, Ronaldinho
OTHER TEAMS:East fife
OTHER SPORTS:Rugby league
ROLE MODEL(S):Will Smith and my old english teacher.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Been putting off getting married for too long. Anything else is usually played by ear.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go back to Japan. See the northern lights. See Newcastle win a cup. Go on safari in Kenya. Be remembered.

MKSC · « **Reply #629 on:** Sunday 27 December 2009, 06:18:02 PM »

Quote from: Disco Des on Friday 25 December 2009, 08:59:22 PM

Why are you anti AFC Wimbledon, strange choice

Because I've met them.

Pilko · Quote from: pedro111 on Friday 28 January 2011, 10:08:59 PM

Quote from: Lazlo on Sunday 27 December 2009, 04:52:42 PM

JOB:Sheet metal worker

\o/

Cajun · « **Reply #631 on:** Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:14:55 PM »

\o
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Lazlo · « **Reply #632 on:** Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:18:37 PM »

Quote from: Pilko on Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:10:37 PM

Quote from: Lazlo on Sunday 27 December 2009, 04:52:42 PM
JOB:Sheet metal worker

\o/

I don't understand \o/, although i would like to. Elaborate ?

Cajun · « **Reply #633 on:** Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:25:01 PM »

Shearers dad was a sheet metal worker from Gosforth and \o/ is Shearer celebrating

Lazlo · « **Reply #634 on:** Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:32:45 PM »

Yeah i know and ironically or not i work at the same place as he did in cramlington.

Technically i'm a fabricator not a smw but that's all semantics.

Try this as well. Shearer jr was in my year at school, i lived in park ave in gosforth (opposite norham rd) like shearer, although he lived at the top by wansbeck rd.

s*** happens, small world and all that but true i swear.

Liam Liam Liam O · « **Reply #635 on:** Wednesday 30 December 2009, 10:40:30 PM »

Quote from: Hiphopopotamus on Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:14:55 PM

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juniatmoko · « **Reply #636 on:** Thursday 31 December 2009, 09:19:40 PM »

Quote from: Hiphopopotamus on Sunday 27 December 2009, 08:14:55 PM

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TaylorJ_01 · « **Reply #637 on:** Saturday 2 January 2010, 10:13:09 PM »

REAL NAME: James
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Bristol (live in Glasgow now)
WHEREABOUTS: er... not actually sure.
JOB: Student, studying Mathematics and Physics at Glasgow Uni
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Mogwai, Kyte, Explosions in the Sky
FAVOURITE FOOD: My bro's girlfriend makes this awesome burger that tastes like a fajita with cheese, salsa, sour cream etc. So that.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coca Cola or Peach Juice. Beer = budweiser
FAVOURITE PLACE: Somerset. Relatives live there. Magical.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Inbetweeners, Shooting Stars and a bit of Still Game!
FAVOURITE FILM: Don't watch many really.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead. Those c***s are mental.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Shay Given
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: The ones that make lots of money but are incredibly stupid annoy me.
OTHER TEAMS: Rangers I suppose. Hate Celtic.
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis.
ROLE MODEL(S): Vic Reeves and Jonsi from Sigur Rós.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get my degree. Get a flat. Record an album.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastle win summit. Travel the world a bit. See Explosions in the Sky live (again...).

Pilko · « **Reply #638 on:** Sunday 3 January 2010, 02:57:18 PM »

Still Game

class.

GM · « **Reply #639 on:** Monday 4 January 2010, 11:12:56 PM »

Quote from: Pilko on Sunday 3 January 2010, 02:57:18 PM

Still Game class.

Glad you guys like it, I always imagined it would be dead hard for folk South of the Border to understand it. It is fkn class though!

LaKro · « **Reply #640 on:** Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:50:38 PM »

REAL NAME: Renaud
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Saint-Louis
WHEREABOUTS: Alsace, France
JOB: Student, studying Economy in Strasbourg
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United, Olympique de Marseille
FAVOURITE BAND: Kasabian
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mexican
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer (Guinness, Bud, Paulaner...)
FAVOURITE PLACE: Oktoberfest in Munich
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): I don't watch too many TV
FAVOURITE FILM: Fightclub, Sin City, The Green Mile...
FAVOURITE SHARK: Bruce in Nemo

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Zinedine Zidane, Joey Barton
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Cristiano Ronaldo!
OTHER TEAMS: Strasbourg
OTHER SPORTS: Foot US (Only the Superbowl)
ROLE MODEL(S): Lorik Cana before Sunderland...
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get my degree.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to St James Park (it's not as easy as it looks when you are French and student...), Do the last big party with all my friends, Go back to my favourite place; Do something good for my family, get it of my chest to people I don't like

Sorry for my English

Dave · « **Reply #641 on:** Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:55:12 PM »

Quote from: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:50:38 PM

Sorry for my English

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome.

Blefuscu · « **Reply #642 on:** Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:58:47 PM »

Quote from: Dave on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:55:12 PM

Quote from: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:50:38 PM
Sorry for my English

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome.

True, and its a whole lot better than the French we can type, especially from the Chezgiven blokey

LaKro · « **Reply #643 on:** Tuesday 5 January 2010, 05:05:02 PM »

Quote from: Dave on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:55:12 PM

Quote from: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:50:38 PM
Sorry for my English

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome.

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question

LBW · « **Reply #644 on:** Tuesday 5 January 2010, 09:26:29 PM »

Quote from: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 05:05:02 PM

Quote from: Dave on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:55:12 PM
Quote from: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:50:38 PM
Sorry for my English

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome.

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question

Here's a slightly stupid question to allow you to understand that you are a novice when it comes to making a pratt of youreslf. If Chez understands this, I'm on a winner, as my verb s*** aint what it was.......... and it wasn't much then!!

"Bonjour Monsuir, ca Va?
"Oiu...... Bon, bon!"
"Magnifique! Ou est vous travaille sil vous plait?"
"Je travaille a la biblioteque a las Rue de Ponce De Leon."
"Ahhh, tres bon monsuir! J'adore Le Wishing Chair, Le Faraway Tree, et L'Enchanted Black Forest Gateux!"
"Aha, oui........... tres bien, tres bien, bien, oui, aye!"
"Excuse moi?"
"Que?"
"Aye?"
"Oui, Aye!"
"Je regret monsuir, je ne comprends pas!!"
"Vous travaille a la biblioteque, oui?"
"mmmmmmmmm!"
"Champion! Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un coca cola, non, Pepsi, Pepsi!"
"Eh?"
" Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un Pepsi!"
"Monsuir, Je travaille a la biblioteque, Pour le cafe, allez tout droite, deuxieme gauche, premier droite............. et voila!"
"Merci beacoup mon frere, tres aider, tres bon, et thissss issssss the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.................. of le train!"

madras · « **Reply #645 on:** Wednesday 6 January 2010, 12:32:22 AM »

Quote from: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 05:05:02 PM

Quote from: Dave on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:55:12 PM
Quote from: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:50:38 PM
Sorry for my English

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome.

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question

you'll be OK if you just ignore madras.

LaKro · « **Reply #646 on:** Thursday 7 January 2010, 09:13:59 PM »

Quote from: LBW on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 09:26:29 PM

Quote from: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: Dave on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:55:12 PM
Quote from: LaKro on Tuesday 5 January 2010, 04:50:38 PM
Sorry for my English

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome.

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question

Here's a slightly stupid question to allow you to understand that you are a novice when it comes to making a pratt of youreslf. If Chez understands this, I'm on a winner, as my verb s*** aint what it was.......... and it wasn't much then!!

"Bonjour Monsuir, ca Va?
"Oiu...... Bon, bon!"
"Magnifique! Ou est vous travaille sil vous plait?"
"Je travaille a la biblioteque a las Rue de Ponce De Leon."
"Ahhh, tres bon monsuir! J'adore Le Wishing Chair, Le Faraway Tree, et L'Enchanted Black Forest Gateux!"
"Aha, oui........... tres bien, tres bien, bien, oui, aye!"
"Excuse moi?"
"Que?"
"Aye?"
"Oui, Aye!"
"Je regret monsuir, je ne comprends pas!!"
"Vous travaille a la biblioteque, oui?"
"mmmmmmmmm!"
"Champion! Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un coca cola, non, Pepsi, Pepsi!"
"Eh?"
" Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un Pepsi!"
"Monsuir, Je travaille a la biblioteque, Pour le cafe, allez tout droite, deuxieme gauche, premier droite............. et voila!"
"Merci beacoup mon frere, tres aider, tres bon, et thissss issssss the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.................. of le train!"

I don't understand all of that, but "sandwich" is right written

MW · « **Reply #647 on:** Tuesday 12 January 2010, 02:57:16 AM »

I speak fluent French

Mag in Aberdeen · « **Reply #648 on:** Wednesday 13 January 2010, 08:25:03 PM »

REAL NAME: Stuart
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Aberdeen
WHEREABOUTS: Aberdeen
JOB: -
FAVOURITE CLUB: Aberdeen
FAVOURITE BAND: Calvin Harris
FAVOURITE FOOD: Stovies
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Madrid
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends, Still Game, Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM: Superbad, Happy Gilmore
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Sone Aluko, Russell Anderson, Willie Miller
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Barry Ferguson, Kyle Lafferty, and Allan McGregor.
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle United
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Snooker, Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get good grades, then a decent job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Aberdeen win a trophy. See Newcastle win a trophy. See a match at all 42 Scottish grounds. See Aberdeen win at Ibrox. See Real - Barcelona.

Blefuscu · « **Reply #649 on:** Thursday 14 January 2010, 10:53:18 AM »

Quote from: Mag in Aberdeen on Wednesday 13 January 2010, 08:25:03 PM

REAL NAME: Stuart
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Aberdeen
WHEREABOUTS: Aberdeen
JOB: -
FAVOURITE CLUB: Aberdeen
FAVOURITE BAND: Calvin Harris
FAVOURITE FOOD: Stovies
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Madrid
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends, Still Game, Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM: Superbad, Happy Gilmore
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Sone Aluko, Russell Anderson, Willie Miller
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Barry Ferguson, Kyle Lafferty, and Allan McGregor.
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle United
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Snooker, Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get good grades, then a decent job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Aberdeen win a trophy. See Newcastle win a trophy. See a match at all 42 Scottish grounds. See Aberdeen win at Ibrox. See Real - Barcelona.