Topic: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread

[Pip]

I love comedic series where every joke (intentional or not) is NOT punctuated by fake audience laughter. That takes the fun out of the actual jokes. Thats why I lurvvvv Scrubs and Arrested Development. Their comedic moments are truly legendary  . Love it when JD thinks out loud and the actual scene in his imagination is shown. Truly fantastic moments.

Andy, which Muse albums did you like the most? I only liked a couple from their first album, one from their second but their latest (Absolution) is simply fantastic. 'Hysteria', 'Stockholm Syndrome' and 'Time is Running Out' are true classics.

Btw, Milan sucks! And Juve, Inter and Roma also do too. Always leaching players off Parma (eg. Buffon, Gilardino, Thuram, Cannavaro, Crespo, Chiesa, Adriano, Mutu etc.)  bluebigrazz.gif

[Andy]

Andy, which Muse albums did you like the most? I only liked a couple from their first album, one from their second but their latest (Absolution) is simply fantastic. 'Hysteria', 'Stockholm Syndrome' and 'Time is Running Out' are true classics.

Pretty much all the songs from Origin of Symmetry and Absolution are fairly outstanding, and there's a few good one's in Showbiz too, so it's really difficult to name a 'favourite song'...

I'd say Citizen Erazed, Newborn, Stockholm Syndrome and Butterflies and Hurricanes are the ones I've listened to the most though, so probably them.

[Pip]

Cool cool. My personal favourite would have to be 'Plug In Baby'.

[Andy]

Yeah, Plug in Baby is awesome too; especially live. In fact, all their songs are awesome live, without exception. Especially Stockholm Syndrome and Citizen Erased blueyes.gif

[Pip]

Aaaah I've never seen them live! Not even video clips etc. Totally pathetic since I consider myself a 'true' fan haha.

[Andy]

If you go to muselive.com and register, you can listen to some of their live performances on there. Be sure to download the entire Earls Court one if you can; it's outstanding.

[Alan Shearer 9]

real men listen to Mcfly

[Kitty-Sniper]

REAL NAME: Louis Byrne (although i've been told i look like a ben (which is a name i like) and i somtimes put down my name as francis (my second name) or louis-francis)
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Wimbledon
WHEREABOUTS: Wimbledon
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Catch 22, sublime, operation ivy and reel big fish. (in order)
FAVOURITE FOOD: indian and chinese although i rarely get to eat them atm.
FAVOURITE DRINK: oraange juice
FAVOURITE PLACE: tenerife
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): family guy, QI, various other sitcoms, lost. (after reading through wullie's list i'll add jonathan creek to this.)
FAVOURITE FILM: dont have one, although i love american comedy's and films featuring either Owen Wilson or Sean-William-Scott
FAVOURITE SHARK: where to start. The great white has a lot of power and charisma but i'm a big fan of the thresher, tiger, bull, hammerhead and nurse sharks.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer,Speed,Lee,Given,Wise,Zola,VinnieJones,Barton,Bellamy(one night in rotterdam...),Solano, Peter Shemmy
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Sir Alex fergouson,DavidBecks,Rooney.
OTHER TEAMS:Surrey,Durham and glamorgan cricket teams.
OTHER SPORTS:all sports but cricket in particular.
ROLE MODEL(S): Gary Speed
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:A levels finish, gap year (action packed, Uni.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel the world, attend SJP, climb a  mountain, dive with sharks/whales, get rich.

[Kitty-Sniper]

i also think that this sitcom thing seems like a cracking idea, i myself think i'm ok in writing things like that, but maybe i'm mistaken./

[Rebellious]

REAL NAME: Marc
AGE:29
BIRTHPLACE: Ipswich
WHEREABOUTS: Ipswich  ( Saving for a Mortgage in Newcastle )
JOB: Director of 3 companies Loans / Laptops/ Phones / Bar / Promoter
FAVOURITE CLUB: 1st Newcastle 2nd Ipswich
FAVOURITE BAND: Havn`t got one, cd in car at the moment is Jay Z
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Roast
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke or Chilian Merlot
FAVOURITE PLACE: Anywhere away from people with nice surroundings
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Jack Dee
FAVOURITE FILM: Heat or Casino
FAVOURITE SHARK: Me - Loan Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: When i was young enough to have a hero it was Lineker
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:  Whittle
OTHER TEAMS:  Any English team playing in Europe when we arent
OTHER SPORTS: Baseball if im playing
ROLE MODEL(S): My Dad or Myself
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Buy a House
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:  An orgy, own a Ferarri, buy a nice house, watch my children grow up, get married.

[scott076q]

REAL NAME: Michael
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Ashington
WHEREABOUTS: Blyth
JOB: Admin Clerk
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Radiohead / Libertines / Clash
FAVOURITE FOOD: Owt apart from seafood
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kronenborg
FAVOURITE PLACE: St. James
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): A-team, Royle family, Space documentaries
FAVOURITE FILM: Dumb & Dumber
FAVOURITE SHARK: White tipped reef shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer ,Les Ferdinand, Asprilla
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, J Whittle
OTHER TEAMS: Blyth Spartans
OTHER SPORTS: NFL
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Buy a projector
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

I will just see how it goes.

[jimburst]

FAVOURITE BAND: Catch 22, sublime, operation ivy and reel big fish. (in order)

ferkin love all these bands, aswell as mad caddies and farse

my fave track of muse is either plug in baby, feelin good, histeria or darkshines

[Lowndsy]

farse and RBF are class live!!!

[Kitty-Sniper]

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FAVOURITE BAND: Catch 22, sublime, operation ivy and reel big fish. (in order)

ferkin love all these bands, aswell as mad caddies and farse

my fave track of muse is either plug in baby, feelin good, histeria or darkshines

i love everything about catch 22, sublime are great to dance to. i really like bad town and unity (two of my fave songs) and RBF are great. i've never seen any live though, mainly because prior to this september i new nobody who really liked them, but if they (RBF, daresay sublime and Op ivy dont tour much anymore :P  rip.gif ) tour the country next year, i may have to go to one of their shows.

[Arthur Parsnip]

REAL NAME: Arther Parsnip
AGE:59
BIRTHPLACE:South Shieds
WHEREABOUTS: just told you
JOB:Lazy Skiver
FAVOURITE CLUB:  Newcastle, Chelsea and Exeter and Cheltenham, and Aberdeen
FAVOURITE BAND: im a rubber band man
FAVOURITE FOOD: tomatos
FAVOURITE DRINK: tomato soup
FAVOURITE PLACE: tomato town
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):El Dorado
FAVOURITE FILM: Jaws
FAVOURITE SHARK: Neil Ruddock
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Phil Bardsley (man utd)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Graeme Le Saux
OTHER TEAMS: Colchester and Celtic
OTHER SPORTS: Conkers
ROLE MODEL(S): Kate Moss
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: sign on
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:sign on , blow off, watch GMTV, have a kip ,
tell someone to get me a cup of tea.

[bobbyshinton]

REAL NAME: Robert Shinton
AGE:47
BIRTHPLACE:Waaaalsend
WHEREABOUTS: at PC
JOB:Lazy The boss
FAVOURITE CLUB:  Newcastle, Waaaalsend buffs
FAVOURITE BAND: Brothers in arms
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tennents extra
FAVOURITE PLACE: cullercoats
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):2 and a halve men
FAVOURITE FILM: pirates of the caribean
FAVOURITE SHARK: David Batty
FOOTBALLING HEROES: pedro b
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: gary rowell
OTHER TEAMS: rangers
OTHER SPORTS: Mackem killing
ROLE MODEL(S): me nana
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: think of a joke for the day
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:think of a joke for today, upset a mackem, learn how to speed type, learn to count to five ,

[Welsh_Geordie]

REAL NAME: Jonathan Evans
AGE:15
BIRTHPLACE:St.Asaph (North Wales)
WHEREABOUTS: Ruthin (North Wales)
JOB:Student
FAVOURITE CLUB:  Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Whit Stripes
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fajitas
FAVOURITE DRINK: No idea what he calls it but my mate makes one amazing cocktail
FAVOURITE PLACE: My house
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): QI, Blackadder, Futurama
FAVOURITE FILM: Gladiator
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: beardsley, shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: laurent robert, beckham, gullit
OTHER TEAMS: Ruthin Town
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): Brother
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: 6th form, university , see where it goes fro there
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: go to new zealand, go to Rome, make a load of money,  get married, have kids
 

[Optimistic Nut]

REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Edinburgh
WHEREABOUTS: Hebburn
JOB: Full-time student, part-time waitor
FAVOURITE BAND: The Who
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sunday Lunch
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella Artois
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Takeshi's Castle
FAVOURITE FILM: Blazing Saddles
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley, Cole
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lampard, Rooney, Gerrard
OTHER TEAMS: Hearts, St-Etienne, Real Jaen
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Jose Mourinho
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish Uni (French & Spanish), work as an interpreter, become "The Special One Mark II"
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Parachute jump, Throw a meal at a snobby customer, Pour a pot of tea over irate customer, Smash pot of tea off the head of screaming in agony customer, See NUFC win something.

[kebabstylee]

Reet. Seeing as I want something to do before I go to bed, I'll give this a blast...

REAL NAME: Mike

AGE: 20

BIRTHPLACE: Slough ( or Slaaah )

WHEREABOUTS: err, Slough

JOB: Music student

FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) durh

FAVOURITE BAND: The Darkness

FAVOURITE FOOD: McDonalds

FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella

FAVOURITE PLACE: hmmm, France is quite nice, shame it's full of the French.

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Bottom, Young Ones, Filthy Rich and Catflap, South Park, Simpsons, Red Dwarf, The Estate Agents, Planet Mirth, Extras, and that SAS one with Grant off Eastenders.

FAVOURITE FILM: Bloody hell, tough call - to pin it down to ONE?? errrm, I'll say Shawn of the Dead. Subject to change.

FAVOURITE SHARK: Sharky, of Sharky and George fame

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Big Al, Laurent Robert, Becks, Little Mickey Owen, Teddy Sheringham, Faustino Asprilla, David Ginola, David Seaman, Les Ferdinand, Paolo Maldini, Thierry Henry (the skillful b******)

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Loads. Erm. Deco, Rivaldo, Ortega, Simeone, Pires, Nicky Butt, Batistuta, Carlos Angel Roa, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kuntz, Cannavaro, Thierry Henry (the whinging, arrogant, French prick)

OTHER TEAMS: England. Slaaah Taaahn (sort of), Roma

OTHER SPORTS: Formula 1 (Jenson Button), Tennis (Tiger Tim), Snooker (The Rocket)

ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer, Justin Hawkins and me Dad.

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish me college course (this is my third attempt at further education, i'm such a bliddy drop-put), then do a degree.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Play Wembley stadium in a rock band, score the winning goal in the World Cup Final for England, score the winning goal in the Champs League final for the Toon, shag Pamela Anderson, shag Cat Deeley.

Oh, you wanted REALISTIC things to do before I die......?

EDIT: I would also very much like to become Formula One world champion.

EDIT #2: Oh yeah, and shag Danni Minogue and Nell McAndrew. Maybe I could just put all the girls into one thing by having them all in the bed at the same time?

[emre_5]

REAL NAME: Mohsin
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: London
WHEREABOUTS: Loughborough (Slough as well though when I'm not at uni!!!)
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND:
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta & Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK:
FAVOURITE PLACE: Dubai
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Match of the Day
FAVOURITE FILM: Too tough to call that one
FAVOURITE SHARK: wot?!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ginola, Emre, Beckham, Ronaldinho
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: R. Keane, Everton,
OTHER TEAMS: A football fan - so anyone who plays attractive football is fine in my eyes
OTHER SPORTS: Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): Ronaldinho
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

[jmveness]

REAL NAME: Jason
AGE:34
BIRTHPLACE: Edmonton Alberta Canada
WHEREABOUTS: Fort St. John
JOB: Archaeologist
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Led Zeppelin
FAVOURITE FOOD: Mom's cooking
FAVOURITE DRINK: Broon ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: the lake
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): none
FAVOURITE FILM: none
FAVOURITE SHARK: none
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Liverpool
OTHER SPORTS: Hockey
ROLE MODEL(S): My Grandfathers
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Let live
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Threesome, See a match in Newcastle, Build a log home,  Live self sufficeintly, get rid of all my computers

[kellie19]

REAL NAME: Kellie
AGE:19
BIRTHPLACE: sheffield
WHEREABOUT:
JOB:student but i work in a school
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD:pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK:vodka
FAVOURITE PLACE:st james park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): desperate housewives
FAVOURITE FILM:gone in 60 seconds
FAVOURITE SHARK: great white
FOOTBALLING HEROES:alan shearer & jackie milburn
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:roy keane
OTHER TEAMS:none are quite like the toon
OTHER SPORTS:none
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

[Joey]

REAL NAME: Paul Campbell
AGE: 23
BIRTHPLACE: Princess Mary's (Newcastle)
WHEREABOUTS: Gateshead (Bensham)
JOB: Just been made redundant.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Carbonara
FAVOURITE DRINK: Broon ale / Kronenbourg / Rum & Black / Fresh Orange
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Red Dwarf / 2 Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps / The Office
FAVOURITE FILM: Quadrophenia
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loan
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer / Beardsley / Srnicek
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: George Best
OTHER TEAMS: Sampdoria
OTHER SPORTS: Rally
ROLE MODEL(S): None really.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a new job and my own place.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
.1.Go to Japan.
.2.Have children

[Mandy]

REAL NAME: Mandy
AGE: irrelevant
BIRTHPLACE: U.K
WHEREABOUTS: somewhere in the midlands
JOB: Student Nurse
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND:
FAVOURITE FOOD: chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: vodka/redbull
FAVOURITE PLACE: Uni
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): At the moment, LOST
FAVOURITE FILM: Gone with the wind
FAVOURITE SHARK: any that don’t bite
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer and Sir Bobby
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Vanistelroy, Keane
OTHER TEAMS:
OTHER SPORTS:
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To become a proper grown up nurse and a midwife
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: LIVE

[donige]

REAL NAME: Donald Goodjohn
AGE:16
BIRTHPLACE: Kettering, Near Birmingham
WHEREABOUTS:
JOB: Warehouse, Marks And Spencer Kettering
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: any hardcore dance music
FAVOURITE FOOD: Indian
FAVOURITE DRINK: Newcastle Brown
FAVOURITE PLACE: London or Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Little Britain
FAVOURITE FILM: GOAL!
FAVOURITE SHARK:
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Michael Owen, Jonny Woodgate, Jean Alain Boumsong
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Robbie Savage, that Whittle bloke who played for grimsby!
OTHER TEAMS: Northampton Town FC Up the cobblers!
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket
ROLE MODEL(S): Jonathan Woodgate, copy all of his techniques
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Watch Newcastle abroad
Go to an ashes series abroad
get good qualifications
meet Alan Shearer
Meet Jonathan Woodgate