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Neil

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #725 on: Tuesday 3 August 2010, 01:19:57 AM »
I always thought you were mid-late 20s, David, for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

QBG

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #726 on: Tuesday 3 August 2010, 02:23:19 AM »
What's the story then David? A German Newcastle fan? Family links or other reasons behind it?

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #727 on: Tuesday 3 August 2010, 08:41:17 AM »
What's the story then David? A German Newcastle fan? Family links or other reasons behind it?

I don't know what the story is tbh. I'm certainly not aware of any forefathers in the UK.

I've always watched the Premier League highlights on German TV (around 10 years ago) and seeing Shearer scoring goals in that black and white shirt got me, somehow. (Not only Shearer, but he was probably the main attraction)

So, no big story, just choosing an English club to support instead of a German club.

QBG

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #728 on: Tuesday 3 August 2010, 10:00:21 AM »
Fair play tbh :thup: I've got foreign teams I take a liking to but I'd never be dedicated enough to call myself a supporter. But I suppose its a lot easier if they're the first team you really get interested in. Pretty much the same as what happened with me as I started paying attention in 95/96 so Newcastle quickly became my team, only later was I informed of my geordie roots.

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #729 on: Tuesday 3 August 2010, 01:52:34 PM »
Always thought David was much older than that, that's a compliment btw.

Most people thought I was mid-40's before I specified. :lol:
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #730 on: Tuesday 3 August 2010, 04:28:35 PM »
Most people seemed to think I was a middle aged Japanese bloke for no b****** reason at all.
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.

Dem BABA

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #731 on: Tuesday 3 August 2010, 04:35:00 PM »
Always thought David was much older than that, that's a compliment btw.

Most people thought I was mid-40's before I specified. :lol:
:lol: I was readying myself to make a simiar remark. Very surprised he is actually a year my junior. Definitely a mature and coherent type of poster.


Basketball is in my blood. It is my obligation to try.-Olajuwon

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #732 on: Tuesday 3 August 2010, 04:45:02 PM »
Surprising how many people thought I'd be "old".  :lol:

Jill

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #733 on: Tuesday 3 August 2010, 07:29:00 PM »
I thought you were a fair bit older as well, actually. :lol: I think it's the amount you seem to spend in the betting thread, makes you seem older than you are (to me).

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #734 on: Tuesday 3 August 2010, 10:34:05 PM »
I thought you were a fair bit older as well, actually. :lol: I think it's the amount you seem to spend in the betting thread, makes you seem older than you are (to me).

Aye, I'm there quite often actually.  :lol:

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #735 on: Friday 6 August 2010, 04:00:59 PM »
REAL NAME: James
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Bristol
WHEREABOUTS: Live in Glasgow
JOB: Mathematics/Physics Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Mogwai and This Town Needs Guns
FAVOURITE FOOD: I love fish, specifically Prawns. Beef olives also rock.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Old Sailor Jerrys/Morgans Spiced rum and coke.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Somerset or San José, Ibiza.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Inbetweeners and Shooting Stars
FAVOURITE FILM: Not a big fan of filmage.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead Shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Ronaldinho (was such a happy player) and Beardsley.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Michael Owen.
OTHER TEAMS: n/a
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis. Used to skateboard.
ROLE MODEL(S): Jon Brion.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get my honours degree, record a piano album.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Write and record my own album. Travel the world. Live till at least 80. Keep good health. Shave my head and see what I look like.
I'd rather live in Sunderland, in fact I'd rather be a mackem full stop

HTT

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #736 on: Saturday 7 August 2010, 06:58:55 PM »
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 30
BIRTHPLACE: General Hospital, Newcastle Upon Tyne
WHEREABOUTS: Toon
JOB: Self-employed
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: All-time probably The Who but I also love REM, Rolling Stones, The Clash, The Jam, Kings Of Leon and many more. The Who are the best though
FAVOURITE FOOD: African
FAVOURITE DRINK: Whiskey
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): All-tim without a doubt The Sopranos followed by Only Fools & Horses. Currently enjoying Sparticus on Bravo
FAVOURITE FILM: I don't really have one, although Jaws as a stand alone film is pretty hard to beat, it has everything a great movie needs.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Carcharodon Carcharias
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan, Cole, Hughie Gallacher, Sir Bobby
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: I cannot stand John Terry, everything that is wrong with our game and the modern English footballer
OTHER TEAMS: Been to a few Gateshead matches lately so probably them and I have a soft spot for Huddersfield Toon because of Lee Clark, hope he carries on doing well there, a genuine football person.
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Too many to list
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Kids, marriage, more travel, more businesses, the usual.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: The above and the Toon winning a trophy as a top-flight club.
Wee Hughie - the greatest centre-forward Newcastle United ever had

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #737 on: Wednesday 11 August 2010, 10:41:57 AM »
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Baku
JOB: Logistics
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: RATM (my generation, too much older stuff)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Korean
FAVOURITE DRINK: Mojito
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle (when I’m not there)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: South Park
FAVOURITE FILM: The Dark Knight
FAVOURITE SHARK: WTF?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les, Shearer, Xavi, Messi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Andy Cole, Kieran Dyer
OTHER TEAMS: Daejeon Citizen!
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Ernesto Guevara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel as much as possible
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig
I made it my quest to seek out and listen to all the great British bands from years gone by to see for myself. What I found was that although all these other legendary British bands were f***ing great, the difference was that they had in my opinion nowhere near the quantity of good songs that Oasis have. Even the Beatles.

:kinnear:

Disco

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #738 on: Wednesday 11 August 2010, 11:52:14 AM »
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Baku
JOB: Logistics
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: RATM (my generation, too much older stuff)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Korean
FAVOURITE DRINK: Mojito
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle (when I’m not there)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: South Park
FAVOURITE FILM: The Dark Knight
FAVOURITE SHARK: WTF?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les, Shearer, Xavi, Messi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Andy Cole, Kieran Dyer
OTHER TEAMS: Daejeon Citizen!
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Ernesto Guevara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel as much as possible
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig


Quality. I can't wait to go back (someday).

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #739 on: Wednesday 11 August 2010, 11:54:30 AM »
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Baku
JOB: Logistics
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: RATM (my generation, too much older stuff)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Korean
FAVOURITE DRINK: Mojito
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle (when I’m not there)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: South Park
FAVOURITE FILM: The Dark Knight
FAVOURITE SHARK: WTF?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les, Shearer, Xavi, Messi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Andy Cole, Kieran Dyer
OTHER TEAMS: Daejeon Citizen!
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Ernesto Guevara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel as much as possible
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig


Quality. I can't wait to go back (someday).
Where'd you go?  I had a choice between Asia & South America in my early 20's and went with the former....been there or there abouts ever since, often wonder man.
I made it my quest to seek out and listen to all the great British bands from years gone by to see for myself. What I found was that although all these other legendary British bands were f***ing great, the difference was that they had in my opinion nowhere near the quantity of good songs that Oasis have. Even the Beatles.

:kinnear:

Disco

  • Sax-ing all over Europe 2012/13.
Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #740 on: Wednesday 11 August 2010, 12:14:00 PM »
REAL NAME: Chris
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Darlington
WHEREABOUTS: Baku
JOB: Logistics
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: RATM (my generation, too much older stuff)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Korean
FAVOURITE DRINK: Mojito
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle (when I’m not there)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: South Park
FAVOURITE FILM: The Dark Knight
FAVOURITE SHARK: WTF?
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Les, Shearer, Xavi, Messi
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Andy Cole, Kieran Dyer
OTHER TEAMS: Daejeon Citizen!
OTHER SPORTS: None
ROLE MODEL(S): Ernesto Guevara
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel as much as possible
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig


Quality. I can't wait to go back (someday).
Where'd you go?  I had a choice between Asia & South America in my early 20's and went with the former....been there or there abouts ever since, often wonder man.

Peru, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and Brazil. All amazing places for a variety of reasons. Badly want to go Colombia though, most people i spoke to said that was their prefered country in Sth America. Argentina for me like :thup:

Stu

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #741 on: Wednesday 11 August 2010, 04:05:35 PM »
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig


Is the last one 'learn to count'? O0

If you're likely to be in the country in May, let me know and we'll sort you out with a temporary membership to NOFC and the SJP match...
They keep saying their strategy will take several years to implement, I accept this and realise that in the future we may be able to hold onto players much easier if we manage to achieve success without burning cash to get there. There's next to no point in overspending until you're in the s*** to get to Europe, only to fall out of it for several years and potentially enter relegation battles. Be frugal, spend the money wisely but at all times keep a core of good players in the side and try the utmost to create a core which is reasonably stable for three-four years.

I fully expect to get slayed and slated here for being a w***** apologist and maybe I'm wrong, maybe all they care about is lining their pockets and f***ing us over but you can argue it both ways. The haters have a more aggressive way of talking about it but we'll not know who's right until MA's ownership comes to an end.

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #742 on: Wednesday 11 August 2010, 06:31:04 PM »
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Jessica Alba, South American travel, kick around at SJP, see another f***ing good gig


Is the last one 'learn to count'? O0

If you're likely to be in the country in May, let me know and we'll sort you out with a temporary membership to NOFC and the SJP match...
Couldn't think of 5 stand outs at the time, should have put Alba again I suppose.  Or changed it to 4!

NOFC is too cliquey Stu, obviously. :)

I might just do that though, if I'm around!
I made it my quest to seek out and listen to all the great British bands from years gone by to see for myself. What I found was that although all these other legendary British bands were f***ing great, the difference was that they had in my opinion nowhere near the quantity of good songs that Oasis have. Even the Beatles.

:kinnear:

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #743 on: Thursday 19 August 2010, 12:43:55 AM »
Wait, isn't Baku in Azerbaijan?

How'd you end up out there mate? If you don't mind me asking.
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.

The Quiché

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #744 on: Thursday 19 August 2010, 01:55:04 AM »
REAL NAME: Kieran
AGE: 26
BIRTHPLACE: Boston, lincolnshire
WHEREABOUTS: Currently Sleaford soon to be Heaton
JOB: Need to get looking once in Toon
FAVOURITE BAND: Queen
FAVOURITE FOOD: Breakfast cereal
FAVOURITE DRINK: Baileys
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, TNA Impact!, Come Dine with Me etc
FAVOURITE FILM:Not really into films
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammer Head why not lol
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Beardsley, Shearer, Hislop, Enrique, Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C. Ronaldo, Cantona, Rooney
OTHER TEAMS: None
OTHER SPORTS: F1
ROLE MODEL(S): Parents
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a job, find a canny lass, maybe have a kid I can force into supporting Newcastle lol
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go back to America, travel alot more in general, Rihanna, Jamelia and Beyonce

High Five o/

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #745 on: Friday 20 August 2010, 02:32:04 PM »
REAL NAME: Morten
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Oslo
WHEREABOUTS: 3 miles outside Oslo now, moving back to Oslo in 1 week.
JOB: Working with Major Accounts in a Logistics company.
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: Turbonegro, Iron Maiden, Muse and more... (Like all kinds of music.)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Grilled brown trout.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water, whiskey, rom.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Thailand, Bali, Newcastle, Hemsedal and home;)
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Dexter, South Park, The king of queens.
FAVOURITE FILM: The count of monte cristo, Seven.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Not into sharks, Hammerhead sound cool.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Albert, Ronaldo.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Robbie Savage
OTHER TEAMS: Lillestrøm in Norway, and like to watch Barca. (as many others  ;D)
OTHER SPORTS: Snowboarding, Mountain biking, local gym.
ROLE MODEL(S): My father =)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Have fun, travle, work.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Go to all continents, fly a fighterjet, visit Himalaya, have some kids & get rich or die trying
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #746 on: Saturday 21 August 2010, 09:32:28 AM »
REAL NAME: Andrew
AGE: 35
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: North Newcastle
JOB: Software Engineer
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Queen
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry
FAVOURITE DRINK: Lager
FAVOURITE PLACE: Nepal
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Simpsons, Futurama
FAVOURITE FILM: Anything with explosions that I don't have to think about in great detail
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White, awesome creatures!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan, Rob Lee
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Dennis Wise, Michael Owen
OTHER TEAMS: Not really
OTHER SPORTS: Cycling, Martial Arts
ROLE MODEL(S): Not sure on that one
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: More traveling, settle down and have kids
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Climb a mountain over 8000m, see the Amazon, See a volcanic eruption, See a Tiger in the wild, learn to fly

Stu

  • People don't like it when you're in love with Dave
Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #747 on: Monday 23 August 2010, 04:45:07 PM »
REAL NAME: Andrew
AGE: 35
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: More traveling, settle down and have kids

Not running out of time on that one? They don't exactly go hand-in-hand :(
They keep saying their strategy will take several years to implement, I accept this and realise that in the future we may be able to hold onto players much easier if we manage to achieve success without burning cash to get there. There's next to no point in overspending until you're in the s*** to get to Europe, only to fall out of it for several years and potentially enter relegation battles. Be frugal, spend the money wisely but at all times keep a core of good players in the side and try the utmost to create a core which is reasonably stable for three-four years.

I fully expect to get slayed and slated here for being a w***** apologist and maybe I'm wrong, maybe all they care about is lining their pockets and f***ing us over but you can argue it both ways. The haters have a more aggressive way of talking about it but we'll not know who's right until MA's ownership comes to an end.

SEMTEX

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #748 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 08:42:03 AM »
He's a software engineer man, he knows he's not gonna get married/have kids/be happy, but we've gotta keep up appearances.

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #749 on: Thursday 26 August 2010, 07:44:20 PM »
Haha, we are not all sad geeks you know...only most of us! :)