Topic: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread

[toon-boy-in-kent]

REAL NAME: Matt
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Ascot
WHEREABOUTS: Bromley
JOB: Sixth Form student and part time waiter
FAVOURITE BAND: Blur
FAVOURITE FOOD: Steak and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: London Pride
FAVOURITE PLACE: San Francisco 
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Being Human, Band of Brothers
FAVOURITE FILM: Anchorman
FAVOURITE SHARK: Whale Shark... huge c***s
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Iniesta, Bobby Robson
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Cisse, Diouf, Christiano Ronaldo, Owen
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona and Inter are class. Also often watch my local Blue Sq South team Bromley, who aren't so class. 
OTHER SPORTS: I play first team rugby for my school and i also love cricket, nfl and handball, class sport.
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer, Martin Johnson, Jason Robinson, Damon Albarn, Graham Coxon, John Frusciante
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my A levels, pass my driving test,  become a sports journalist, raise the next alan shearer
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Form a band and play at least 5 gigs, be in a film, skydive, learn to fly a plane, visit New Zealand

[Doctor Zaius]

Dont think I've ever done this.


REAL NAME: Liam
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Ashington, Northumberland
WHEREABOUTS: Ashington, Northumberland
JOB: None, final year of sixth form, probably Uni in a few months time.
FAVOURITE BAND: Kasabian/The Libertines
FAVOURITE FOOD: A nice lamb Balti
FAVOURITE PLACE: No idea, I'd like to think I haven't found it yet
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Peep show, Eastenders, QI, HIGNFY and of course, Take me out.
FAVOURITE FILM: Too many to name really.
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one that used to be on the opening credits of Working lunch.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Samuel Eto'o, Solano, Bernard.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sunderland AFC.
OTHER TEAMS: Ashington AFC
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): none.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Shag lots of beer, drink lots of money and earn lots of women.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit a lot of countries. Become a success. See Newcastle Win a trophy. Become a dangerously obese and lose it all and finally enjoy my life.

[huss9]

Howdy. Up early with the kids at half term, morning after 4-1 cov. sick of cbeebies. watched the goals on sky plus about 40 times. I know, something I've been wanting to do for ages.....

REAL NAME: Ash H
AGE: 40
BIRTHPLACE:  Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Gosforth
JOB: GP ( in Sunderland - someone has to look after them feckers! )
FAVOURITE BAND: New Order, Strokes, Wham!
FAVOURITE FOOD: Fish Finger sandwiches
FAVOURITE DRINK: depending on the mood... diet coke, coors, amaretto, cup of tea with just a drop of milk
FAVOURITE PLACE: SJP, Bambourgh, Nando's, Glasgow, and in bed with the mrs.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): anything with Vic and Bob
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction, Fisherking
FAVOURITE SHARK: The legend that is my best mate Ali
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Imre Varadi, Bellamy, Platini (before he retired)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Blatter, Ken Bates, Micky Gray, Kevin Phillips, Howard Webb
OTHER TEAMS: France 82-86
OTHER SPORTS: Nope
ROLE MODEL(S): Muhammed Ali, Andrew Ridgeley
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Happy as fook at present - just want to keep it that way
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: I'm gonna live forever

[cla1dwa]

REAL NAME:
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Leeds
JOB: I work in the betting industry, specifically fraudulent betting and security issues. I also do some freelance writing.
FAVOURITE BAND: Hardcore punk and heavy/death metal.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Changes all the time, but off the top of my head when I wrote this, oysters, steak tartare and chilli.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Prague, and of course, Newcastle. You miss it more when you don't live there.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Dom Joly's Happy Hour, Fifteen To One and the news.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Warriors, Oldboy, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Boogie Nights, Martyrs and Battle Royale.
FAVOURITE SHARK: A Pathetic Shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Jose Luis Chilavert, Shearer, Beardsley, Solano, Srnicek.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Bowyer, Dyer, Gullit, Wise.
OTHER TEAMS: None.
OTHER SPORTS: Boxing mainly, but I enjoy most sports, and I like playing tennis.
ROLE MODEL(S):
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Stay happy.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Propose to the mrs, have kids, sit ringside at the MGM Grand, drink a scotch in the Radio Bar, Tokyo, and write a book.

[PRL]

Been meaning to do this for a good few years, so may as well...

REAL NAME: My username gives this away somewhat
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Bath
WHEREABOUTS: London
JOB: Finance
FAVOURITE BAND: Argh, almost impossible question. For lastability Deftones. Although about 10 of my last 15 gigs have been Frank Turner shows.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Meat
FAVOURITE PLACE: London, Newcastle, Riga, Lake District
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Inbetweeners, 24, Nightmare, trapdoor, Question Time, Raw, Smackdown
FAVOURITE FILM: The Fountain, Synecdoche New York, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Irreversible, etc. etc.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Errr... Really? Hammerhead. Just because sometimes, everyone wishes they had a hammer for a head
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Philippe Albert, Gavin Peacock, Jonathon Woodgate, Tommy Wright, Craig Bellamy
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Argentinean guy who played for Spurs in the late 90s. Can't recall his name right now. Dirty f***er.
OTHER TEAMS: Berwick Rangers
OTHER SPORTS: Watching, anything (although special mention to WWE), playing squash, tennis.
ROLE MODEL(S): Kind of work in reverse, I look at people who have certain characteristics I hate and try not to be like them
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move out of London into the countryside, get a house with no one for miles around, get a load of animals and watch the world go by
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Just one (proper) trophy will do.

[Rich]

Been meaning to do this for a good few years, so may as well...

REAL NAME: My username gives this away somewhat
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Bath
WHEREABOUTS: London
JOB: Finance
FAVOURITE BAND: Argh, almost impossible question. For lastability Deftones. Although about 10 of my last 15 gigs have been Frank Turner shows.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Meat
FAVOURITE PLACE: London, Newcastle, Riga, Lake District
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Inbetweeners, 24, Nightmare, trapdoor, Question Time, Raw, Smackdown
FAVOURITE FILM: The Fountain, Synecdoche New York, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Irreversible, etc. etc.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Errr... Really? Hammerhead. Just because sometimes, everyone wishes they had a hammer for a head
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Philippe Albert, Gavin Peacock, Jonathon Woodgate, Tommy Wright, Craig Bellamy
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Argentinean guy who played for Spurs in the late 90s. Can't recall his name right now. Dirty f***er.
OTHER TEAMS: Berwick Rangers
OTHER SPORTS: Watching, anything (although special mention to WWE), playing squash, tennis.
ROLE MODEL(S): Kind of work in reverse, I look at people who have certain characteristics I hate and try not to be like them
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Move out of London into the countryside, get a house with no one for miles around, get a load of animals and watch the world go by
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Just one (proper) trophy will do.

Taricco?

Have to say, you like a lot of things I like and so I like the cut of your jib Sir.

[PRL]

That's him. He's now assistant at B&HA with Poyet I've just discovered having looked on Wiki.

And thank you, you're obviously a man of fine taste.

[MW]

Been on here years, might as well do this

REAL NAME: That's for me to know
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: London
WHEREABOUTS: Stockton 
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Hmm toughie, Oasis maybe?
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, London
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): LOST, 24, Gossip Girl, Shameless, Friends, South Park, Family Guy, The Office UK, Fawlty Towers, Gavin and Stacey, the list goes on....
FAVOURITE FILM: Toughie again, Shawshank's up there
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Keegan
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: MK Dons, Gus Poyet
OTHER TEAMS: AFC Wimbledon
OTHER SPORTS: Tennis, Pool/snooker
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a good degree, good job and good family
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See NUFC win something (not optmistic), make a good life for me and my hopefully amazing family, stop smoking, regain my fitness, can't think of a 5th really

[tom1988]

REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Staffordshire
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Tax dodging Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Simian Mobile Disco
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy / anything narrated by David Attenborough
FAVOURITE FILM: Independence Day, Bad Boys II, Forrest Gump, saving private ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK: tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: zidane, bergkamp, ginola, asprilla and obviously shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: roy keane, darren fletcher, michael owen.
OTHER TEAMS: Warwickshire CCC, Newcastle Falcons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): none from a future career point of view. My Dad though for the family side.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel and see the world, really not that bothered about settling on a job.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Cycle the great wall of china, Build my own house, Learn to be a pilot, Drive round Europe and have a threesome. 

[LBW]

REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Staffordshire
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Tax dodging Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Simian Mobile Disco
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy / anything narrated by David Attenborough
FAVOURITE FILM: Independence Day, Bad Boys II, Forrest Gump, saving private ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK: tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: zidane, bergkamp, ginola, asprilla and obviously shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: roy keane, darren fletcher, michael owen.
OTHER TEAMS: Warwickshire CCC, Newcastle Falcons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): none from a future career point of view. My Dad though for the family side.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel and see the world, really not that bothered about settling on a job.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Cycle the great wall of china, Build my own house, Learn to be a pilot, Drive round Europe and have a threesome. 

my kinda tom!

[madras]

REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Staffordshire
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Tax dodging Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Simian Mobile Disco
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy / anything narrated by David Attenborough
FAVOURITE FILM: Independence Day, Bad Boys II, Forrest Gump, saving private ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK: tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: zidane, bergkamp, ginola, asprilla and obviously shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: roy keane, darren fletcher, michael owen.
OTHER TEAMS: Warwickshire CCC, Newcastle Falcons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): none from a future career point of view. My Dad though for the family side.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel and see the world, really not that bothered about settling on a job.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Cycle the great wall of china, Build my own house, Learn to be a pilot, Drive round Europe and have a threesome. 

my kinda tom!

better check which new york elbee mate.

[LBW]

REAL NAME: Tom
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Staffordshire
WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Tax dodging Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: Simian Mobile Disco
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagne and chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Stella
FAVOURITE PLACE: New York
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy / anything narrated by David Attenborough
FAVOURITE FILM: Independence Day, Bad Boys II, Forrest Gump, saving private ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK: tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: zidane, bergkamp, ginola, asprilla and obviously shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: roy keane, darren fletcher, michael owen.
OTHER TEAMS: Warwickshire CCC, Newcastle Falcons
OTHER SPORTS: Cricket, Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): none from a future career point of view. My Dad though for the family side.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Travel and see the world, really not that bothered about settling on a job.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Cycle the great wall of china, Build my own house, Learn to be a pilot, Drive round Europe and have a threesome. 

my kinda tom!

better check which new york elbee mate.

I hope he doesn't refer to the one next to the coast road like!!!

[Disco]

Updated...

NAME: Not Des
AGE: 24
BIRTHPLACE: Hexham
WHEREABOUTS: NE3
JOB: Marketing
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Billy Talent
FAVOURITE FOOD: A big f*** off medium rare steak
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coca Cola or Hoegaarden
FAVOURITE PLACE: Too many to mention. Big fan of Japan, Argentina, & NZ.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, Simpsons, Shameless, Masterchef, Come Dine With Me & Newsnight.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Pianist & One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
FAVOURITE SHARK: No
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Marco Van Basten, David Batty, Genarro Gattuso
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ashley Cole
OTHER TEAMS: Whoever I'm betting on
OTHER SPORTS: play a bit of Tennis, watch the Rugby (only internationals though)
ROLE MODEL(S): Parents
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  Continue to earn and burn, continue to travel, continue to have a good time
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit at least 100 countries (29 so far), live abroad for a decent amount of time, learn another language, learn to cook to a really good standard, die happy.

[Jill]

BIRTHPLACE: Hexham

All the coolest people were born there. 

[Disco]

BIRTHPLACE: Hexham

All the coolest people were born there. 

Indeed they were 

[Jill]

BIRTHPLACE: Hexham

All the coolest people were born there. 

Indeed they were 

Oh, and I was too.

[Neil]

Blimey, not sure I've done this. Anyway:

NAME: Neil
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Darlo
WHEREABOUTS: Sandyford
JOB: Tax dodger
FAVOURITE CLUB: Everton
FAVOURITE BAND: Muse/Reel Big Fish
FAVOURITE FOOD: A big Sunday roast. Lovely jubbly.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ach, no favourite. Bottle of Broon on a hot afternoon, perhaps.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barely travelled so I can't choose from much. Had a grand time in fair old Germany a few years ago.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, Simpsons, Newswipe, Scrubs, HIGNFY, MasterChef, etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loads, can't get enough of them.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Big Dunc, Paul Rideout, Ronaldinho.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gerrard, Gary Neville, Benitez, Wenger.
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle
OTHER SPORTS: Snooker/pool if you can count those as sports, play a bit of tennis, golf occasionally.
ROLE MODEL(S): Hmm. Family, probably.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  Do myself proud, do my family proud, get some weight off, get a good degree and make the most of life![/corny].
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Do a bungee jump, run the London Marathon, see Everton win the league (I can dream), try to travel as much as is viable (really want to experience different cultures), and be a (good) father/husband in the future hopefully!

[Pilko]

Will just update this bit I reckon:

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Score for NOFC, go to uni in a few years, go on a few European adventures, marry an attractive rich lady with 'ample' boobies (cheers Neil and your sig), get myself into shape and change diet etc (ha!).

[Disco]

FAVOURITE BAND: Reel Big Fish

Less Than Jake are better.

[Neil]

FAVOURITE BAND: Reel Big Fish

Less Than Jake are better.

Debatable. I think RBF have more about them but can't see them going on much longer.

[Disco]

FAVOURITE BAND: Reel Big Fish

Less Than Jake are better.

Debatable. I think RBF have more about them but can't see them going on much longer.

LTJ are getting better with age on the otherhand. RBF are still class like just love LTJ. (should really add to the embarressing bands thread)

[craggy]

REAL NAME: Craig Dickinson
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: York
WHEREABOUTS: Selby
JOB: Student/Part Time Sales Assistant
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Tinchy Stryder
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spag Bol
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kopperberg
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Soccer AM, Family Guy, Simpsons, Friends
FAVOURITE FILM: Snatch
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson, Given, Zidane, Messi, Bullard
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gary Neville, Cattermole, Gerrard, Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my degree and get a high earning job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married, have kids, see Newcastle win a major trophy, own a supercar, travel the world,

[OCK]

REAL NAME: Craig Dickinson
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: York
WHEREABOUTS: Selby
JOB: Student/Part Time Sales Assistant
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Tinchy Stryder
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spag Bol
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kopperberg
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Soccer AM, Family Guy, Simpsons, Friends
FAVOURITE FILM: Snatch
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson, Given, Zidane, Messi, Bullard
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gary Neville, Cattermole, Gerrard, Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my degree and get a high earning job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married, have kids, see Newcastle win a major trophy, own a supercar, travel the world,

WELCOME!

Well, its official - I'm old.

Who are they?

[Cajun]

He is a rapper who is about 4ft tall.

I imagine he won't have masses of fans on here but being "street" I have his album and it's pretty good. Some decent gym tunes on there too [/gym bore].

[Ste]

She’s like oh there’s Stryderman
Top east London writer man
If anyone can then Stryder can
got her caught on the web like Spiderman