Topic: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread

[LBW]

Sorry for my English 

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome.

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question

Here's a slightly stupid question to allow you to understand that you are a novice when it comes to making a pratt of youreslf. If Chez understands this, I'm on a winner, as my verb s*** aint what it was.......... and it wasn't much then!!

"Bonjour Monsuir, ca Va?
"Oiu...... Bon, bon!"
"Magnifique! Ou est vous travaille sil vous plait?"
"Je travaille a la biblioteque a las Rue de Ponce De Leon."
"Ahhh, tres bon monsuir! J'adore Le Wishing Chair, Le Faraway Tree, et L'Enchanted Black Forest Gateux!"
"Aha, oui........... tres bien, tres bien, bien, oui, aye!"
"Excuse moi?"
"Que?"
"Aye?"
"Oui, Aye!"
"Je regret monsuir, je ne comprends pas!!"
"Vous travaille a la biblioteque, oui?"
"mmmmmmmmm!"
"Champion! Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un coca cola, non, Pepsi, Pepsi!"
"Eh?"
" Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un Pepsi!"
"Monsuir, Je travaille a la biblioteque, Pour le cafe, allez tout droite, deuxieme gauche, premier droite............. et voila!"
"Merci beacoup mon frere, tres aider, tres bon, et thissss issssss the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.................. of le train!"

[madras]

Sorry for my English 

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome.

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question

you'll be OK if you just ignore madras.

[LaKro]

Sorry for my English 

It's better than a lot of people on here. Who are English.

Welcome.

Thanks, I must admit that it's very hard to be a Newcastle's fan when you're french, it's impossible to see what's people think about the team, players... and this forum is very interesting for me,and sorry if i'll ask some stupid question

Here's a slightly stupid question to allow you to understand that you are a novice when it comes to making a pratt of youreslf. If Chez understands this, I'm on a winner, as my verb s*** aint what it was.......... and it wasn't much then!!

"Bonjour Monsuir, ca Va?
"Oiu...... Bon, bon!"
"Magnifique! Ou est vous travaille sil vous plait?"
"Je travaille a la biblioteque a las Rue de Ponce De Leon."
"Ahhh, tres bon monsuir! J'adore Le Wishing Chair, Le Faraway Tree, et L'Enchanted Black Forest Gateux!"
"Aha, oui........... tres bien, tres bien, bien, oui, aye!"
"Excuse moi?"
"Que?"
"Aye?"
"Oui, Aye!"
"Je regret monsuir, je ne comprends pas!!"
"Vous travaille a la biblioteque, oui?"
"mmmmmmmmm!"
"Champion! Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un coca cola, non, Pepsi, Pepsi!"
"Eh?"
" Donez moi un sandwich au Jambon, un sandwich au fromage et tomate, et un Pepsi!"
"Monsuir, Je travaille a la biblioteque, Pour le cafe, allez tout droite, deuxieme gauche, premier droite............. et voila!"
"Merci beacoup mon frere, tres aider, tres bon, et thissss issssss the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.................. of le train!"

  I don't understand all of that, but "sandwich" is right written 

[MW]

I speak fluent French

[Mag in Aberdeen]

REAL NAME: Stuart
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Aberdeen
WHEREABOUTS: Aberdeen
JOB: -
FAVOURITE CLUB: Aberdeen
FAVOURITE BAND: Calvin Harris
FAVOURITE FOOD: Stovies
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Madrid
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends, Still Game, Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM: Superbad, Happy Gilmore
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Sone Aluko, Russell Anderson, Willie Miller
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Barry Ferguson, Kyle Lafferty, and Allan McGregor.
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle United
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Snooker, Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get good grades, then a decent job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Aberdeen win a trophy. See Newcastle win a trophy. See a match at all 42 Scottish grounds. See Aberdeen win at Ibrox. See Real - Barcelona.

[Blefuscu]

REAL NAME: Stuart
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Aberdeen
WHEREABOUTS: Aberdeen
JOB: -
FAVOURITE CLUB: Aberdeen
FAVOURITE BAND: Calvin Harris
FAVOURITE FOOD: Stovies
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Madrid
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends, Still Game, Family Guy
FAVOURITE FILM: Superbad, Happy Gilmore
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Sone Aluko, Russell Anderson, Willie Miller
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Barry Ferguson, Kyle Lafferty, and Allan McGregor.  
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle United
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Snooker, Tennis
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get good grades, then a decent job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Aberdeen win a trophy. See Newcastle win a trophy. See a match at all 42 Scottish grounds. See Aberdeen win at Ibrox. See Real - Barcelona.

[Neil]

Stuart, you're probably the only person on the forum I can call a wee bairn. 

Welcome. 

[LBW]

Stuart, you're probably the only person on the forum I can call a wee bairn. 

Welcome. 

Well................ almost!

[Pilko]

Stuart, you're probably the only person on the forum I can call a wee bairn. 

Dave and burnip.

[nufcmichael]

Thought mine needed some changes

REAL NAME: Michael Søgaard
AGE: 27
BIRTHPLACE: Aalborg, Denmark.
WHEREABOUTS: Stoke-on-Trent, England
JOB: European Customer Account Advisor at Bet365
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: U2, Bruce Springsteen and the E-Streetband, Runrig, Within Temptation.
FAVOURITE FOOD: A good red steak, whiskey sauce and potatoes.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Jack Daniels and Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): King of Queens & 2 and half men
FAVOURITE FILM: Boondock Saints
FAVOURITE SHARK: The Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, Rob Lee
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sergio Ramos, Roy Keane, Craig Bellamy, Cristiano Ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS: AaB Aalborg from Denmark.
OTHER SPORTS: NFL, Icehockey and Handball.
ROLE MODEL(S): Alan Shearer.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: To take over Newcastle 
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: See Newcastl winning a trophy

[Dem BABA]

REAL NAME: Olumide
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Ibadan, Nigeria
WHEREABOUTS: At university in Connecticut, USA
JOB: Full-time student/work many jobs for money/play football and basketball
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: More a fan certain musci than any particular band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Jolof rice, Curry goat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ginger Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibadan, Baltimore, New York, Marseille
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Wire. Football. Basketball.
FAVOURITE FILM: No clue. Sat here for five minutes and couldn't think of one.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Kanu, Solano, Ronaldo (original)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Samuel Eto'o, Rigobert Song
OTHER TEAMS: Olympique Marseille, Nigeria, Ibadan Shooting Stars, New York Knicks, Baltimore Ravens
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Boxing, and recently NFL-style football.
ROLE MODEL(S): My father I suppose.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish degrees and enter workforce full-time. Move full time to work in either Nigeria or England. Get married have children. Be rich in mind, body, and spirit. Also be rich in bank account, very much in bank account.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Be to 50 countries. 2. Do something to improve the conditions back home 3. Marry a beautiful girl. 4. Have more then 15 million pounds in my account 5. Play in a televised sporting event.

[Kaizero]

REAL NAME: Olumide
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Ibadan, Nigeria
WHEREABOUTS: At university in Connecticut, USA
JOB: Full-time student/work many jobs for money/play football and basketball
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: More a fan certain musci than any particular band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Jolof rice, Curry goat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ginger Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibadan, Baltimore, New York, Marseille
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Wire. Football. Basketball.
FAVOURITE FILM: No clue. Sat here for five minutes and couldn't think of one.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Kanu, Solano, Ronaldo (original)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Samuel Eto'o, Rigobert Song
OTHER TEAMS: Olympique Marseille, Nigeria, Ibadan Shooting Stars, New York Knicks, Baltimore Ravens
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Boxing, and recently NFL-style football.
ROLE MODEL(S): My father I suppose.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish degrees and enter workforce full-time. Move full time to work in either Nigeria or England. Get married have children. Be rich in mind, body, and spirit. Also be rich in bank account, very much in bank account.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Be to 50 countries. 2. Do something to improve the conditions back home 3. Marry a beautiful girl. 4. Have more then 15 million pounds in my account 5. Play in a televised sporting event.

Always thought you were in your late 20s for some reason

[Dem BABA]

I might be Kaizero. Who knows.

Seriously though, you're the foruth person to say that. What is going on?

[Kaizero]

I see what you did there, well played

[Cajun]

REAL NAME: Olumide
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Ibadan, Nigeria
WHEREABOUTS: At university in Connecticut, USA
JOB: Full-time student/work many jobs for money/play football and basketball
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle)
FAVOURITE BAND: More a fan certain musci than any particular band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Jolof rice, Curry goat
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ginger Ale
FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibadan, Baltimore, New York, Marseille
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Wire. Football. Basketball.
FAVOURITE FILM: No clue. Sat here for five minutes and couldn't think of one.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Tiger shark.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Kanu, Solano, Ronaldo (original)
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Samuel Eto'o, Rigobert Song
OTHER TEAMS: Olympique Marseille, Nigeria, Ibadan Shooting Stars, New York Knicks, Baltimore Ravens
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball, Boxing, and recently NFL-style football.
ROLE MODEL(S): My father I suppose.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish degrees and enter workforce full-time. Move full time to work in either Nigeria or England. Get married have children. Be rich in mind, body, and spirit. Also be rich in bank account, very much in bank account.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Be to 50 countries. 2. Do something to improve the conditions back home 3. Marry a beautiful girl. 4. Have more then 15 million pounds in my account 5. Play in a televised sporting event.

[Kaizero]

Seriously though, you're the foruth person to say that. What is going on?

What a moment for the young man. I feel great for him.

Saying that implies, at least in my head, that you are older than Løvendkrands since he's a "young man". Seen a few other posts like that from you like that as well, but in general I think it may be because you IMO appear more mature through your opinions and way of writing than most of the other young posters on here. Which is a good thing tbh

[B-more Mag]

FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibadan, Baltimore, New York, Marseille

Excellent choice in place-favoritism.

[Ronaldo]

He means Baltimore, Vermont.

[B-more Mag]

Seems a lovely place. Wouldn't have been a good setting for The Wire, though.

[Dem BABA]

FAVOURITE PLACE: Ibadan, Baltimore, New York, Marseille

Excellent choice in place-favoritism.

Eating lunch on Federal Hill overlooking the harbour, Watching the Ravens at the Stadium, Going to Cherry Hill and escaping with my life All great times.

[MKSC]

Whenever I read Minister Babatunde's posts I always imagine him sounding like Matthew from Desmond's.

[Disco]

Whahey better late than never.


REAL NAME: James
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Prudhoe
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: The Toon, ofc.
FAVOURITE BAND: Pretty hard to nail it down to one Band.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water 
FAVOURITE PLACE: Cheesy, but it's gotta be St. James'
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): South Park, Peep Show, The Inbetweeners, Top Gear, any good long Documentary
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption
FAVOURITE SHARK: Card shark
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Sir Bobby, Alan Shearer, Ronaldinho, Lionel Messi, Jari Litmanen
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Sunderland, Roy Keane,
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool, admire Barca
OTHER SPORTS: Have a passive interest in Cricket and Ice Hockey.
ROLE MODEL(S): Wor fatha.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish A levels, go to Uni, get a job I enjoy hopefully - anything else is too far ahead, I'm not one for planning things.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Tour as much of the world as economically possible, go to Wembley and watch Newcastle in a cup final, skydive, make my parents proud and err I dunno maybe do something I can be properly proud of...write a book..give something big to charity. I'll see.

Unlucky. You go the high school?

[Sewelly]

Stalking now Des.

[Disco]

Stalking now Des.

I wish, I'm long gone. 2000 i were there.

[beatty]

REAL NAME: Warren
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle-under-Lyme
WHEREABOUTS: A house in glorious Stoke-on-Trent
JOB: Gap year student, but I work weekends at a service station (at night - which consists of drinking coffee and reading to my hearts content)
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Where are my vegetables?  It must be cooked well!  None of that frozen s*** etc.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Whiskey, Wine (all types) and water when the other two aren't available
FAVOURITE PLACE: Anywhere quiet and away from the bustle of people 
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Jonathan Creek Series 1-2, Peep Show, Black Books, South Park + loads of random documentaries
FAVOURITE FILM: Basically everything by Sergio Leone - current films, erm, MOON.
FAVOURITE SHARK: I don't have one - I have no interest in sharks.  I'm sorry.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Really couldn't name anyone.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Diouf, Roy Keane.  Roy Keane is the biggest c***.  And to be honest chuck in most English footballers of today
OTHER TEAMS: I love Chelsea's style of play.  So too Barcelona.  Used to love Juve, less so now.  Arsenal's invincible.  The Arsenal of today is a waste of time.
OTHER SPORTS: Badminton, Test Cricket, Six Nations Rugby, I'll watch every possible minute of any Olympics
ROLE MODEL(S): Karl Marx, Poirot
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Something rewarding and as far away from this capitalist society as possible (lecturing maybe) or something in environmental sustainability - at a push politics
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: I don't really have anything as yet

FAVOURITE LITERATURE: Anything by Gilbert Adare, Love Agatha Cristie murder mysteries, YOU ALL NEED TO READ ISHMAIL BY DANIEL QUINN

I must add that my posting style is extremely lazy.  I don't give two seconds to sentence structures or spellings.  Please excuse me.