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OCK

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1225 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 08:09:47 PM »
A boss science teacher.

What field of science is 'boss'?

A google search suggests: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=whos-the-boss and google is never wrong.
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Neil

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1226 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 08:14:14 PM »
A GIRL

:lol: I'm giving her 48 hours before she deletes her account after Ali starts sending PMs.

Regardless, welcome.
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I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1227 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 08:16:54 PM »
ROLE MODEL(S): Stephen Hawking, Brian Cox (they make science sexy).


Awesome, I'm Cox's long lost twin.

Welcome.
I'd rather live in Sunderland, in fact I'd rather be a mackem full stop

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1228 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 08:35:38 PM »
:lol: Welcome, and good luck fending off the boys.

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1229 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 10:06:47 PM »
She could teach me some biology.

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1230 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 10:08:44 PM »
She could teach me some biology.

I'd get her on the periodic table.
Acceptance level adequate.

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1231 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 11:21:06 PM »
Welcome

How do new people find this forum btw?

Do you think they just ype in newcastle fan forum?
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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1232 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 01:10:08 AM »
She could teach me some biology.

I'd get her on the periodic table.

:lol::lol: This is so s*** its hilarious
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1233 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 01:14:05 AM »

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1234 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 01:19:01 AM »
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Bones, Teachers....?

That was my nickname in high school :coolsmiley:
« Last Edit: Monday 27 February 2012, 02:30:03 AM by Dr Colossus »

Demba

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1235 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 02:52:08 AM »
REAL NAME: Leonardo Susaeta
AGE: 15
BIRTHPLACE: Costa Del Sol (Malaga)
WHEREABOUTS: Yorkshire
JOB: N/A
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) Malaga
FAVOURITE BAND: Seether
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken
FAVOURITE DRINK: Lucozaid
FAVOURITE PLACE: Liverpool/Barcelona
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Keeping up with the kardashians
FAVOURITE FILM: The Krays
FAVOURITE SHARK: wut
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer, SBR, Kenneth Dalglish, Alan Stubbs
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Lee Cattermole, Wayne Rooney, Andy Carroll
OTHER TEAMS:Newcastle
OTHER SPORTS:Rugby
ROLE MODEL(S): Bill Shankly
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Football Scout
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Nothing

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1236 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 03:01:35 AM »
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Kenneth Dalglish

Bellend.
Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal: "From impending tragedy to near-triumph via the most improbable route possible - 95 minutes that neatly encapsulate 130 years of football on this particular piece of grass. Newcastle, United, will never be defeated."

Sir Bobby Robson - What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses or the marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city.

Demba

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« Reply #1237 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 03:14:31 AM »

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1238 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 03:15:35 AM »
REAL NAME: Leonardo Susaeta

Fairly sure its actually Derek.

Demba

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« Reply #1241 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 03:19:19 AM »

Demba

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1242 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 03:21:21 AM »
Do i know you Sammys? My name is not Derek at all, why are you saying this?  :huff:

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1243 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 03:22:08 AM »
Do i know you Sammys? My name is not Derek at all, why are you saying this?  :huff:
Because he is ITK... :snod:

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1244 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 03:23:31 AM »
Do i know you Sammys? My name is not Derek at all, why are you saying this?  :huff:
Because he is ITK... :snod:

You may know me from twitter. cwarr07. :coolsmiley:

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1245 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 03:24:29 AM »

Demba

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1246 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 03:25:40 AM »
Do i know you Sammys? My name is not Derek at all, why are you saying this?  :huff:
Because he is ITK... :snod:

You may know me from twitter. cwarr07. :coolsmiley:

cwarr is a massive c***

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1247 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 03:51:03 AM »
REAL NAME: Ryan
AGE: 18
BIRTHPLACE: Wolverhampton
WHEREABOUTS: Wolverhampton
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) Leeds
FAVOURITE BAND: The Saturdays  :D
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curried Chips
FAVOURITE DRINK: Carling/Dr Pepper
FAVOURITE PLACE: Florida
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory
FAVOURITE FILM: Taken
FAVOURITE SHARK: The one from Finding Nemo <3
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Alan Shearer of course. Shay Given, Solano and Beckham aswell.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Sporting CP
OTHER SPORTS: F1
ROLE MODEL(S): Don't consider celebrities to be role models
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Become an accountant.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

Propose to Frankie Sandford <3
See Newcastle win a major trophy
Play a game of golf with Shola
Fix my broke arrow up key
Fly a plane

Demba

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1248 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 04:29:37 AM »

Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #1249 on: Saturday 25 February 2012, 02:30:12 PM »
REAL NAME: Joshua
AGE:17
BIRTHPLACE: Wakefield
WHEREABOUTS: Barnsley
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) Manchester united
FAVOURITE BAND: Foo Fighters
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Strawberry milkshake
FAVOURITE PLACE: Austrailia/Japan
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Friends, How I met your mother, Big bang theory and Scrubs
FAVOURITE FILM(S): Anchorman, Step brothers, Shawshank redemption, A team and the original American pies
FAVOURITE SHARK:The one from finding Nemo
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Cantona, Beckham, C Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Pogba and Kevin Prince Boateng
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Suarez
OTHER TEAMS: Barnsley
OTHER SPORTS: Boxing
ROLE MODEL(S): Kevin Prince Boateng, Bradley Cooper and Liam Neeson
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Be my own boss
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Bang Victoria Justice
Bang Frankie Sandford
Hive five Neil Patrick Harris
Get a tattoo with Kevin Prince Boateng
See C Ronaldo come back to Manchester United