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Neil

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14250 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 11:55:54 AM »
Just got this from a Spurs fan: I've just watched the highlights and winning that game is nowt to be proud of. It looked to me like 22 cloggers in a s*** kicking contest! How there was only 1 red is beyond me. Not including Larsson's goal keeping. Cabaye and Cattermole should have walked and if Ryan Taylor had caught Gyan with the elbow he swung he'd have gone as well.

Spurs fan in holier-than-thou-attitude shocker.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Disco

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14251 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 11:58:10 AM »
Havent read every page since the match but:

Do Sunderland even own a Left Back(not counting Richardson as he is a midfielder isnt he?)

How did they get away with reducing our allocation by 600 to allow for better segregation when the gap was clearly half the size it normally was behin the goal?

 :undecided:

There was a block of seats empty over by top corner probably to stop the mackems hoying their life savings from the SWC.

Han Colo

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14252 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 11:58:25 AM »
Just watched Shola's "handball"

It hit his shoulder ffs :lol:

Aye its a pitiful, complete non-starter

AliGupter

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14253 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 11:59:41 AM »
So now they want what-if bans? Bans for what could have happened if his elbow had hit Gyan in the face? :lol:

You can get sent off for intent.

You can, but he wasn't even attempting or intending to elbow Gyan's face was he?!

Just watched MOTD that I recorded last night, it looked bad, I think he was.

Regardless though, that Larsson handball so early in the game negates anything. :lol:


You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14254 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:01:11 PM »
Havent read every page since the match but:

Do Sunderland even own a Left Back(not counting Richardson as he is a midfielder isnt he?)

How did they get away with reducing our allocation by 600 to allow for better segregation when the gap was clearly half the size it normally was behin the goal?

 :undecided:

There was a block of seats empty over by top corner probably to stop the mackems hoying their life savings from the SWC.

Ah ok cheers, wasnt visible on TV. They had definately cut the gap on the other side though.

Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14255 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:02:00 PM »
Quite a funny one here, originally posted 2 days before the game...   http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=618517

Ryan_Taylor

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14256 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:04:56 PM »
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Rob Elliot, they have a bid in for him, isnt he about 40?

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=618517#ixzz1Vf05pwkt

:lol:

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Pardew just been on the radio and confirmed they have a bid in for him

Now just stating they couldnt buy a full back any earlier, had to wait to sell first

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=618517#ixzz1Vf0Dyoxb

Did that happen? Or is it just another made up Mackem fantasy

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They kept going on about his free kick prowess in the championship anarl and every one i saw he booted it into the wall or over the bar. Anyone got any stats about how many free kicks this bloke actually scores?

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=618517#ixzz1Vf0aqTjU

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Han Colo

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14257 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:05:47 PM »
You can, but he wasn't even attempting or intending to elbow Gyan's face was he?!
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Just watched MOTD that I recorded last night, it looked bad, I think he was.

Regardless though, that Larsson handball so early in the game negates anything. :lol:
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You know you're s**** when you can't elbow someone in the face properly  :lol: Canny strike though smiler  :thup:

Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14258 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:09:20 PM »
Jesus, they actually think the Larsson handball is not worthy of a pen :lol:

Han Colo

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14259 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:09:32 PM »
Quite a funny one here...   http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=618517


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Gold! the sweet, sweet justice. Raylor you legendary blistered pisspot faced set piece demon you!

Ryan_Taylor

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14260 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:12:39 PM »
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Rob Elliot, they have a bid in for him, isnt he about 40?

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=618517#ixzz1Vf05pwkt

:lol:

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Pardew just been on the radio and confirmed they have a bid in for him

Now just stating they couldnt buy a full back any earlier, had to wait to sell first

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=618517#ixzz1Vf0Dyoxb

Did that happen? Or is it just another made up Mackem fantasy

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They kept going on about his free kick prowess in the championship anarl and every one i saw he booted it into the wall or over the bar. Anyone got any stats about how many free kicks this bloke actually scores?

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=618517#ixzz1Vf0aqTjU

:troll:

Oh hang on, we've got another one...

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Ah right, he's been awful at striking a ball since he signed for the mags hasnt he ?

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=618517&page=2#ixzz1Vf2Lrk2r

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adam

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14261 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:15:00 PM »
Wheres wearside? ???


suggestions welcome

Sliding a lubricated fist up inside his grandmother?

Ryan_Taylor

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14262 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:16:14 PM »
Wheres wearside? ???


suggestions welcome

Sliding a lubricated fist up inside his grandmother?

Needing lube for a Mackem Granny? :nope:
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14263 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:16:50 PM »
You can clearly see a mackem calling Shola a black c*** after he missed his offside header

"Classy"

Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14264 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:18:40 PM »
There's a general consensus on there that they dominated the entire game.

Baffling.

Ryan_Taylor

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14265 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:19:29 PM »
There's a general consensus on there that they dominated the entire game.

Baffling.

:lol:
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JH

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14266 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:20:56 PM »
There's a general consensus on there that they dominated the entire game.

Baffling.

tbf, they really dominated us in shots off-target and fouls.

Shame we dominated them in shots on-target and goals like...

cp40

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14267 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:21:36 PM »
There's a general consensus on there that they dominated the entire game.

Baffling.

let them believe it, it just repeats the process in the build up to the next Derby,  realisation only starts to hit them after January anyway. It also makes beating them double the laughs -

see.... :lol: :lol:
Revenge of the Mackems......5-1....1-1

Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14268 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:21:45 PM »
It wasn't all bad news for sunderland fans yesterday - Darren Bent scored.

cp40

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14269 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:22:36 PM »
It wasn't all bad news for sunderland fans yesterday - Darren Bent scored.

and phillips, and kilbane....


Revenge of the Mackems......5-1....1-1

Ryan_Taylor

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14270 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:23:13 PM »
There's a general consensus on there that they dominated the entire game.

Baffling.

let them believe it, it just repeats the process in the build up to the next Derby,  realisation only starts to hit them after January anyway. It also makes beating them double the laughs -

see.... :lol: :lol:

Aye, by march they'll be fully convinced they're the best team headed for a walkover victory again...
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14271 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:23:14 PM »
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son.

Relationship problems can be difficult.

Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14272 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:42:32 PM »
Just been reading this thread from SMB, dont know if someone has already posted it, but some of the delusional opinions on here are a f***ing joke :facepalm:

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=619766

People saying that the larsson handball wasnt intentional...

BlueStar

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14273 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:45:37 PM »
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."
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Ryan_Taylor

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #14274 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:47:48 PM »
'AM I A MAG?' :lol:
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