The Daily Mail and the red tops will be working themselves into a self-righteous tizzy as we speak trying to generate the most lurid headline, meanwhile Jon Venables will be breathing a sigh of relief as the papz move to Durham, and Max Clifford will be wondering how much money it will take for either Kerry Katona, Katie Price or Jade Goodey's mam to commit a murder and grab the front pages back from the homicidal maniacs!