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Re: iPad
« Reply #50 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 07:28:08 PM »
Be mint if his lass had built his PC.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

Re: iPad
« Reply #51 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 07:30:21 PM »
Be mint if his lass had built his PC.

I know, she's too stupid along with her other ailments unfortunately.
Under-21 coach David Platt added: "If Shola recognises what he's got, all hell could break loose."

Re: iPad
« Reply #52 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 07:30:57 PM »
:lol: p*ss off.

Did I mention it's even better free!!!!!!!


I wouldn't have accepted it if I were you. s*** form owning goods created in such poor conditions that the employees are regularly trying to kill themselves.


What? And your pc was made by a mixed-race, one-legged lesbian who doesn't work in a factory but in a field in Surrey, not to any set hours but to those which complemented her menstrual cycle while she and the CEO of the company are on equal pay? And that's only if she feels like it?

If it doesn't bother you that's fine.
Under-21 coach David Platt added: "If Shola recognises what he's got, all hell could break loose."

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Re: iPad
« Reply #53 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 07:49:16 PM »
:lol: p*ss off.

Did I mention it's even better free!!!!!!!


I wouldn't have accepted it if I were you. s*** form owning goods created in such poor conditions that the employees are regularly trying to kill themselves.


What? And your pc was made by a mixed-race, one-legged lesbian who doesn't work in a factory but in a field in Surrey, not to any set hours but to those which complemented her menstrual cycle while she and the CEO of the company are on equal pay? And that's only if she feels like it?

If it doesn't bother you that's fine.

:lol: I can't believe anyone actually paid attention to those stories. Foxconn hire 400,000 people. The rate of suicides there is below the average rate in every US State for crimetys sake.

Heneage

Re: iPad
« Reply #54 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:24:23 PM »
The iPad seems really nice looking, but when compared to a laptop I don't think I'd like it, it just seems like a Macbook Lite or a jumped up iPhone. Plus I like putting the laptop on my knee, seems almost awkward with an iPad.

Liam Liam Liam O

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Re: iPad
« Reply #55 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:32:57 PM »
:lol: p*ss off.

Did I mention it's even better free!!!!!!!


I wouldn't have accepted it if I were you. s*** form owning goods created in such poor conditions that the employees are regularly trying to kill themselves.


What? And your pc was made by a mixed-race, one-legged lesbian who doesn't work in a factory but in a field in Surrey, not to any set hours but to those which complemented her menstrual cycle while she and the CEO of the company are on equal pay? And that's only if she feels like it?

If it doesn't bother you that's fine.

:lol: I can't believe anyone actually paid attention to those stories. Foxconn hire 400,000 people. The rate of suicides there is below the average rate in every US State for crimetys sake.

Your defence of "anything Apple" just reached a new low. :lol:

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Re: iPad
« Reply #56 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:33:35 PM »
The iPad seems really nice looking, but when compared to a laptop I don't think I'd like it, it just seems like a Macbook Lite or a jumped up iPhone. Plus I like putting the laptop on my knee, seems almost awkward with an iPad.

It's amazing, it's just not worth spending that money on unless you're minted.

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Re: iPad
« Reply #57 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:34:20 PM »
:lol: p*ss off.

Did I mention it's even better free!!!!!!!


I wouldn't have accepted it if I were you. s*** form owning goods created in such poor conditions that the employees are regularly trying to kill themselves.


What? And your pc was made by a mixed-race, one-legged lesbian who doesn't work in a factory but in a field in Surrey, not to any set hours but to those which complemented her menstrual cycle while she and the CEO of the company are on equal pay? And that's only if she feels like it?

If it doesn't bother you that's fine.

:lol: I can't believe anyone actually paid attention to those stories. Foxconn hire 400,000 people. The rate of suicides there is below the average rate in every US State for crimetys sake.

Your defence of "anything Apple" just reached a new low. :lol:

Why?

Liam Liam Liam O

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Re: iPad
« Reply #58 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:36:30 PM »
:lol: p*ss off.

Did I mention it's even better free!!!!!!!


I wouldn't have accepted it if I were you. s*** form owning goods created in such poor conditions that the employees are regularly trying to kill themselves.


What? And your pc was made by a mixed-race, one-legged lesbian who doesn't work in a factory but in a field in Surrey, not to any set hours but to those which complemented her menstrual cycle while she and the CEO of the company are on equal pay? And that's only if she feels like it?

If it doesn't bother you that's fine.

:lol: I can't believe anyone actually paid attention to those stories. Foxconn hire 400,000 people. The rate of suicides there is below the average rate in every US State for crimetys sake.

Your defence of "anything Apple" just reached a new low. :lol:

Why?

I can just imagine you researching those suicide statistics.  I'm sure you didn't of course, I can just imagine you doing it.

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Re: iPad
« Reply #59 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:36:49 PM »
:lol: p*ss off.

Did I mention it's even better free!!!!!!!


I wouldn't have accepted it if I were you. s*** form owning goods created in such poor conditions that the employees are regularly trying to kill themselves.


What? And your pc was made by a mixed-race, one-legged lesbian who doesn't work in a factory but in a field in Surrey, not to any set hours but to those which complemented her menstrual cycle while she and the CEO of the company are on equal pay? And that's only if she feels like it?

If it doesn't bother you that's fine.

:lol: I can't believe anyone actually paid attention to those stories. Foxconn hire 400,000 people. The rate of suicides there is below the average rate in every US State for crimetys sake.

Your defence of "anything Apple" just reached a new low. :lol:

Why?

I can just imagine you researching those suicide statistics.  I'm sure you didn't of course, I can just imagine you doing it.

http://www.zdnet.com/blog/foremski/media-gets-its-facts-wrong-working-at-foxconn-significantly-cuts-suicide-risk/1356

Media gets its facts wrong - working at Foxconn significantly cuts suicide risk

Taiwanese-owned Foxconn has had seven suicides this year. That sounds like a lot, but the firm has an estimated 800,000 workers, more than 300,000 of them at a single plant in Shenzhen.

Although exact figures are hard to come by, even the most conservative estimate for China’s suicide rate is 14 per 100,000 per year (World Health Organization). In other words, Foxconn’s suicide epidemic is actually lower than China’s national average of suicides.

I checked his figures. World Health Organization suicide figures for China (1999) are 13 males and 14.8 females per 100,000 people.

Elderly (65+ years) suicide rates can be as much as 50% higher than youth (18 to 24 years), which means Foxconn’s suicide rate, with its younger workforce, should be significantly below the national average.

Let’s estimate an average of 10 suicides per 100,000 at Foxconn. Just the Shenzhen Foxconn plant alone, with its 330,000 employees, would be expected to have about 33 suicides this year, or 14 so far.

Foxconn has had just 10 suicides this year, and that’s across its entire workforce.

Working at Foxconn dramatically reduces people’s risk of suicide!

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Re: iPad
« Reply #60 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:37:39 PM »
http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-and-dell-investigating-the-foxconn-working-conditions-2010-5

After 9 suicides  in 5 months, and reports of brutal working conditions, Apple and Dell say they are investigating the working conditions at Foxconn, the Chinese manufacturer that builds iPads, iPhones and other gadgets.

But while it's obviously a tragedy that any one person, let alone 9, ever commits suicide, let's be clear about one thing: the suicide rate at Foxconn is not particularly high.

In fact, at 5.4 suicides per 100,000 people (400,000 people work at Foxconn), the Foxconn suicide rate is lower than it is in all 50 U.S. states.

In Wyoming, where the population is 512,757, and there are no sweatshops, 22.6 people per 100,000 commit suicide, according to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.

In California, the rate is 9.2 – New York, 6.9.

We are not suggesting that working conditions at Foxconn are good. We've seen too much evidence that they are horrible to say that.

It's just that these suicides are not such evidence. If anything, considering these working conditions, it is remarkable the rate of suicide at Foxconn is so low.

Here's Apple's statement on the matter, via Philip Elmer-DeWitt:

"We are saddened and upset by the recent suicides at Foxconn. Apple is deeply committed to ensuring that conditions throughout our supply chain are safe and workers are treated with respect and dignity. We are in direct contact with Foxconn senior management and we believe they are taking this matter very seriously."

Foxconn is putting up nets around its facility to catch anyone that jumps. It's also asking employees to sign a pledge that they will not kill themselves.

Foxconn manufactures iPhones and iPads, as well as assorted Dell products.


Heneage

Re: iPad
« Reply #61 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:38:27 PM »
The iPad seems really nice looking, but when compared to a laptop I don't think I'd like it, it just seems like a Macbook Lite or a jumped up iPhone. Plus I like putting the laptop on my knee, seems almost awkward with an iPad.

It's amazing, it's just not worth spending that money on unless you're minted.
Yeah like I say, I might buy it to supplement my Laptop but never as a replacement.

Liam Liam Liam O

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Re: iPad
« Reply #62 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:40:44 PM »
:lol: p*ss off.

Did I mention it's even better free!!!!!!!


I wouldn't have accepted it if I were you. s*** form owning goods created in such poor conditions that the employees are regularly trying to kill themselves.


What? And your pc was made by a mixed-race, one-legged lesbian who doesn't work in a factory but in a field in Surrey, not to any set hours but to those which complemented her menstrual cycle while she and the CEO of the company are on equal pay? And that's only if she feels like it?

If it doesn't bother you that's fine.

:lol: I can't believe anyone actually paid attention to those stories. Foxconn hire 400,000 people. The rate of suicides there is below the average rate in every US State for crimetys sake.

Your defence of "anything Apple" just reached a new low. :lol:

Why?

I can just imagine you researching those suicide statistics.  I'm sure you didn't of course, I can just imagine you doing it.

http://www.zdnet.com/blog/foremski/media-gets-its-facts-wrong-working-at-foxconn-significantly-cuts-suicide-risk/1356

Media gets its facts wrong - working at Foxconn significantly cuts suicide risk

Taiwanese-owned Foxconn has had seven suicides this year. That sounds like a lot, but the firm has an estimated 800,000 workers, more than 300,000 of them at a single plant in Shenzhen.

Although exact figures are hard to come by, even the most conservative estimate for China’s suicide rate is 14 per 100,000 per year (World Health Organization). In other words, Foxconn’s suicide epidemic is actually lower than China’s national average of suicides.

I checked his figures. World Health Organization suicide figures for China (1999) are 13 males and 14.8 females per 100,000 people.

Elderly (65+ years) suicide rates can be as much as 50% higher than youth (18 to 24 years), which means Foxconn’s suicide rate, with its younger workforce, should be significantly below the national average.

Let’s estimate an average of 10 suicides per 100,000 at Foxconn. Just the Shenzhen Foxconn plant alone, with its 330,000 employees, would be expected to have about 33 suicides this year, or 14 so far.

Foxconn has had just 10 suicides this year, and that’s across its entire workforce.

Working at Foxconn dramatically reduces people’s risk of suicide!

That's exactly the sort of thing I could imagine you saying. :)

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Re: iPad
« Reply #63 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:57:15 PM »
Foxconn made its employees sign a contract that they wouldn't commit suicide last week. That's the end of that problem, eh.

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Re: iPad
« Reply #64 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:59:05 PM »
right heard about this on the radio today.

What is it?

what does it do?

How much does it cost?
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Re: iPad
« Reply #65 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 09:00:14 PM »
touch screen thing

dicks around on the internet and s***

fuckloads

Re: iPad
« Reply #66 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 09:00:23 PM »
right heard about this on the radio today.

What is it?

what does it do?

How much does it cost?

Imagine an iPhone if they hadn't mastered the miniaturisation technology required to make it fit inside the jeans pocket and instead it was the size of a placemat.

cp40

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Re: iPad
« Reply #67 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 09:01:28 PM »
right heard about this on the radio today.

What is it?

what does it do?

How much does it cost?

Imagine an iPhone if they hadn't mastered the miniaturisation technology required to make it fit inside the jeans pocket and instead it was the size of a placemat.


thatl do for me keef. :thup:
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Re: iPad
« Reply #68 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 09:02:39 PM »
he didn't mention that it doesn't do phone calls.

Re: iPad
« Reply #69 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 09:03:56 PM »
Is it just me, or is this an over hyped toy for grown men. I really don't see the point in it. That being said, it will sell bucket loads, and everyone will want it :lol:
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Re: iPad
« Reply #70 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 09:04:01 PM »
he didn't mention that it doesn't do phone calls.

So in other words it's not as good as an iPhone and it's the size of a laptop. Sounds terrific.

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Re: iPad
« Reply #71 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 09:05:27 PM »
he didn't mention that it doesn't do phone calls.

So in other words it's not as good as an iPhone and it's the size of a laptop. Sounds terrific.

It's amazing.

GM

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Re: iPad
« Reply #72 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 09:08:05 PM »
he didn't mention that it doesn't do phone calls.

So in other words it's not as good as an iPhone and it's the size of a laptop. Sounds terrific.

It's amazing.

I'm gonna miss the old keyboard when it's eventually made obsolete by Apple and their sodding touchscreen technology.

Re: iPad
« Reply #73 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 09:13:28 PM »
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Re: iPad
« Reply #74 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 09:15:18 PM »
he didn't mention that it doesn't do phone calls.

So in other words it's not as good as an iPhone and it's the size of a laptop. Sounds terrific.

It's amazing.

I'm gonna miss the old keyboard when it's eventually made obsolete by Apple and their sodding touchscreen technology.

No you're not, you can just buy the handy Apple Keyboard dock or Apple Bluetooth Keyboard!