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beatty

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Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« on: Monday 8 February 2010, 01:55:22 PM »
After days of voting we have decided on the following:

Green
James
Hart

Terry
Ferdinand
Lescott
Upson

Johnson
Richards
Cole
Bridge

Lampard
Gerrard
Carrick
Barry

Beckham
Joe Cole
Aaron Lennon
James Milner

Rooney
Defoe
Crouch
Heskey

Personally, having Richards in the squad is hilarious.  I'd also remove Bridge and Lescott, bringing in Baines, Brown + 1 other.

Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #1 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 01:58:11 PM »
Why do only Cole, Lennon and Milner have first names btw?  :lol:

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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #2 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 02:06:55 PM »
Why do only Cole, Lennon and Milner have first names btw?  :lol:
I can understand Joe Coles full name being there to avoid confusion with Carlton but it's not as if anyone is going to think John Lennon has been selected.
Are they?

Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #3 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 02:19:50 PM »
I demand you remove the first names

dcmk

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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #4 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 02:43:34 PM »
Heskey?  Really??

That's 5 goals in 6.

So? If our target man was any decent it'd be more than that with our long ball tactics tbh.

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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #5 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 03:02:01 PM »
Ashley Cole, Gerrard, Rooney, Ferdinand, Lampard, Terry and a plane load of relatively average footballers who will be arriving home early. Take the ones who haven't booked anywhere nice in the summer.

beatty

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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #6 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 03:08:21 PM »
Only those have first names as I just slapped 2 lists together.

It doesn't matter.

Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #7 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 03:12:44 PM »
How did Richards get in there?

Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #8 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 05:58:11 PM »
Ashley Cole aside, our fullbacks are gash.



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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #9 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 05:59:57 PM »
No team with Emile Heskey will ever win the world cup.

Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #10 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:01:14 PM »
I know. He played virtually no part in our impeccable, free-scoring qualifying campaign.

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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #11 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:01:31 PM »
Ashley Cole, Gerrard, Rooney, Ferdinand, Lampard, Terry and a plane load of relatively average footballers who will be arriving home early. Take the ones who haven't booked anywhere nice in the summer.

Lennon and Defore are hardly average footballers.
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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #12 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:02:12 PM »
No team with Emile Heskey will ever win the world cup.

What about France and Guivarc'h?  He did next to nowt for France in that World Cup they won.
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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #13 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:03:41 PM »
No team with Emile Heskey will ever win the world cup.

Look at Italy's strikers when they won it. Their top scorers were Toni and Materazzi with 2!

Get the best out of your best players.
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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #14 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:04:12 PM »
No team with Emile Heskey will ever win the world cup.

You could say the same for Spain with Capdevila, or Italy with Toni.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #15 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:04:24 PM »
That squad looks a bit too rigid in my opinion.

I'd prefer to have a couple of utility players in some areas to accommodate an extra attacking midfielder or striker.
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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #16 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:06:37 PM »
No team with Emile Heskey will ever win the world cup.

Probably not, but he's pivotal to the way we play, and there's been plenty of teams that have won things with passengers over the years.



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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #17 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:07:23 PM »
No team with Emile Heskey will ever win the world cup.

You could say the same for Spain with Capdevila, or Italy with Toni.

Or Australia with Viduka...

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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #18 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:08:02 PM »
Beckham out, Agbonlahor in and that's a squad capable of winning it.
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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #19 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:09:06 PM »
No team with Emile Heskey will ever win the world cup.

You could say the same for Spain with Capdevila, or Italy with Toni.

Eh?

They're good players, Heskey isn't.

Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #20 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:10:31 PM »
In imaginationland Spain are easy winners, but the best team don't always win it. There's no real amazing team aside from Spain imo though.



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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #21 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:11:11 PM »
No team with Emile Heskey will ever win the world cup.

You could say the same for Spain with Capdevila, or Italy with Toni.

Eh?

They're good players, Heskey isn't.

They're both the weak link of their respective teams. Toni is absolutely s**** every time he pulls on an Italy jersey.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #22 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:12:14 PM »
Beckham out, Agbonlahor in and that's a squad capable of winning it.

Not if Englands get a free-kick in the last minute of the World Cup final. Who would you like to take it? Beckham or Agbonlahor?

Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #23 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:15:02 PM »
Beckham out, Agbonlahor in and that's a squad capable of winning it.

Not if Englands get a free-kick in the last minute of the World Cup final. Who would you like to take it? Beckham or Agbonlahor?

Not if England are playing on the break and you have a player breaking with one player and the goalkeeper to beat from getting the ball on the halfway line. Who would you like in that position? Beckham or Agbonlahor?

;)

Playing devils advocate obviously, but I'd take both if we took 5 strikers.



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Re: Your England Squad for WC2010 Sath Efrika
« Reply #24 on: Monday 8 February 2010, 06:15:47 PM »
Beckham out, Agbonlahor in and that's a squad capable of winning it.

Not if Englands get a free-kick in the last minute of the World Cup final. Who would you like to take it? Beckham or Agbonlahor?

Beckham. Your point?
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