Topic: Sloths

[LiquidAK]

[Keefaz]

I would swap my life for that of a sloth's right now.

Yes, not that there much difference, madras.

[madras]

I would swap my life for that of a sloth's right now.

Yes, not that there much difference, madras.

sloths think similar except they prefer more exercise.


edit....damn....read first line and jump in embarassment!

[Interpolic]

Can they spin their heads all the way round like that lass from The Exorcist?

Maybe that's always destined to be a hypothetical question, as it would most likely take them more time than a sloth lives to get their head all the way around.

[LiquidAK]

Can they spin their heads all the way round like that lass from The Exorcist?

Maybe that's always destined to be a hypothetical question, as it would most likely take them more time than a sloth lives to get their head all the way around.

I'm beginning to wonder if there's anything they can't do. Like, maybe they can fly, but just go about it so slowly no-one notices.

[Dem BABA]

You are saying people wouldn't notice a sloth slowly floating past them in mid-air?

[madras]

You are saying people wouldn't notice a sloth slowly floating past them in mid-air?

depends what you've been drinking.

[LiquidAK]

You are saying people wouldn't notice a sloth slowly floating past them in mid-air?

Well they don't do it when people are looking, obviously.

Keep up ffs.

[Mike]

Any animal that sees nudity and smiles is alright with me.

edit:

Wait.

You know what I mean.

[Interpolic]

Also, can someone who's adept at using PhotoShop do a smug sloth having a go on a Mac?  Appreciate it.

[Dem BABA]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

[BarackObama]

 

[Interpolic]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

I'm having that in my sig, f*** it.

[Interpolic]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

babatunde, are you being for real there?   I feel like a tit for asking but I can never tell with you.

[Dem BABA]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

babatunde, are you being for real there?   I feel like a tit for asking but I can never tell with you.

I'm actually quite serious I did customer service work at a zoo-type establishment and occasionally I had to work the exhibit that the sloth was in. every day I would face a barrage of questions about where the sloth was. We could never find the damn thing because it was always sleeping at the top of a tree somewhere. Because I'm tall they always had me search for it. I could almost never find it. The little b****** came out two or three times per week before going back to sleep.

[madras]

is "don't be fooled by facial exprssions" really one of the seven deadly sins ?

[Dem BABA]

is "don't be fooled by facial exprssions" really one of the seven deadly sins ?

No, sloth is a deadly sin. Similar to idleness.

[madras]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

babatunde, are you being for real there?   I feel like a tit for asking but I can never tell with you.

I'm actually quite serious I did customer service work at a zoo-type establishment and occasionally I had to work the exhibit that the sloth was in. every day I would face a barrage of questions about where the sloth was. We could never find the damn thing because it was always sleeping at the top of a tree somewhere. Because I'm tall they always had me search for it. I could almost never find it. The little b****** came out two or three times per week before going back to sleep.

that made me giggle.

[Interpolic]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

babatunde, are you being for real there?   I feel like a tit for asking but I can never tell with you.

I'm actually quite serious I did customer service work at a zoo-type establishment and occasionally I had to work the exhibit that the sloth was in. every day I would face a barrage of questions about where the sloth was. We could never find the damn thing because it was always sleeping at the top of a tree somewhere. Because I'm tall they always had me search for it. I could almost never find it. The little b****** came out two or three times per week before going back to sleep.

that made me giggle.

Tell me about it.

[Kaizero]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

babatunde, are you being for real there?   I feel like a tit for asking but I can never tell with you.

I'm actually quite serious I did customer service work at a zoo-type establishment and occasionally I had to work the exhibit that the sloth was in. every day I would face a barrage of questions about where the sloth was. We could never find the damn thing because it was always sleeping at the top of a tree somewhere. Because I'm tall they always had me search for it. I could almost never find it. The little b****** came out two or three times per week before going back to sleep.

that made me giggle.

Tell me about it.

I'm just imagining the smug sloth smile when Babatunde's trying to get it down off a tree

[Phil Mitchell]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

babatunde, are you being for real there?   I feel like a tit for asking but I can never tell with you.

I'm actually quite serious I did customer service work at a zoo-type establishment and occasionally I had to work the exhibit that the sloth was in. every day I would face a barrage of questions about where the sloth was. We could never find the damn thing because it was always sleeping at the top of a tree somewhere. Because I'm tall they always had me search for it. I could almost never find it. The little b****** came out two or three times per week before going back to sleep.

that made me giggle.

Tell me about it.

I'm just imagining the smug sloth smile when Babatunde's trying to get it down off a tree

  I think this is the funniest thing i've ever imagined 

Sloth:

Babatunde: 

[Mike]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

babatunde, are you being for real there?   I feel like a tit for asking but I can never tell with you.

I'm actually quite serious I did customer service work at a zoo-type establishment and occasionally I had to work the exhibit that the sloth was in. every day I would face a barrage of questions about where the sloth was. We could never find the damn thing because it was always sleeping at the top of a tree somewhere. Because I'm tall they always had me search for it. I could almost never find it. The little b****** came out two or three times per week before going back to sleep.

that made me giggle.

Tell me about it.

I'm just imagining the smug sloth smile when Babatunde's trying to get it down off a tree

  I think this is the funniest thing i've ever imagined 

Sloth:

Babatunde: 

Oh s*** that set me off.

[Northerngimp]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

babatunde, are you being for real there?   I feel like a tit for asking but I can never tell with you.

I'm actually quite serious I did customer service work at a zoo-type establishment and occasionally I had to work the exhibit that the sloth was in. every day I would face a barrage of questions about where the sloth was. We could never find the damn thing because it was always sleeping at the top of a tree somewhere. Because I'm tall they always had me search for it. I could almost never find it. The little b****** came out two or three times per week before going back to sleep.

The Sloth outwhitting Babatunde and looking all smug about it.

 

[Northerngimp]

Sloths are amazing. Really. They look greasy as f***, though.

I wonder what one wouldlook like if you used hair putty or some crazy spikey hair gel on it.

[Jill]

I hate sloths honestly. I worked with one over the summer and it is a lazy tempermental animal. Also, one of the seven deadly sins. Don't be fooled by funny facial expressions.

babatunde, are you being for real there?   I feel like a tit for asking but I can never tell with you.

I'm actually quite serious I did customer service work at a zoo-type establishment and occasionally I had to work the exhibit that the sloth was in. every day I would face a barrage of questions about where the sloth was. We could never find the damn thing because it was always sleeping at the top of a tree somewhere. Because I'm tall they always had me search for it. I could almost never find it. The little b****** came out two or three times per week before going back to sleep.

that made me giggle.

It made me p*ss myself. In the laughing sense of course.  The thought of baba poking through the high branches and the sloth just sitting up there all smug.