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Interpolic

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #25 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 11:03:19 PM »
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pedro111

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #26 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 11:38:44 PM »
Interpolic, its time my son that you witnessed the death of a sloth! Man up and watch it!!!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ErqVDccwH4" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ErqVDccwH4</a>


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Quote from: Mike on Tuesday  5 April 2011, 07:53:18 PM
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

Interpolic

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #27 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 11:44:38 PM »
Quote from: pedro111 on Thursday  4 February 2010, 11:38:44 PM
Interpolic, its time my son that you witnessed the death of a sloth! Man up and watch it!!!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ErqVDccwH4" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ErqVDccwH4</a>




:lol:

I f***ing already watched it man, but I kept it a secret within my own house.  Shhh.
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Fugazi

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #28 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 09:16:28 AM »
Sloths haven't got much in the way of a defence against predators, have they?
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NE28

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #29 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 09:43:18 AM »
They are soooooo cute. Bless them  :aww:
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Ste

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #30 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 09:47:30 AM »
When you see them bundled up against a naked woman, I do get jealous.
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Nobody

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #31 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 10:02:42 AM »
Quote from: Ste on Friday  5 February 2010, 09:47:30 AM
When you see them bundled up against a naked woman, I do get jealous.
Of the sloth or woman? :pow:
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Ste

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #32 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 10:04:41 AM »
Quote from: Towelie on Friday  5 February 2010, 10:02:42 AM
Quote from: Ste on Friday  5 February 2010, 09:47:30 AM
When you see them bundled up against a naked woman, I do get jealous.
Of the sloth or woman? :pow:

The woman. Holding a hairy little sloth, with its greasy looking hair, it must do wonders for the breasts.
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Northerngimp

Re: Sloths
« Reply #33 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 10:23:05 AM »
Quote from: Fugazi on Friday  5 February 2010, 09:16:28 AM
Sloths haven't got much in the way of a defence against predators, have they?

Nope, zero.

I was once watching NG channel on sky, it was in some jungle someplace and was following the daily lives of various animals.

Cuts to a sloth just minding its own business, next thing the camera quickly turns and follows a panther (or a big cat) run up the same tree as the Sloth.  The panther grabs the sloth and just runs off with it in its mouth. f*** all the sloth could do.  Felt really sorry for it.

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S.S.R.

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #34 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 10:24:44 AM »
Quote from: Northerngimp on Friday  5 February 2010, 10:23:05 AM
Quote from: Fugazi on Friday  5 February 2010, 09:16:28 AM
Sloths haven't got much in the way of a defence against predators, have they?

Nope, zero.

I was once watching NG channel on sky, it was in some jungle someplace and was following the daily lives of various animals.

Cuts to a sloth just minding its own business, next thing the camera quickly turns and follows a panther (or a big cat) run up the same tree as the Sloth.  The panther grabs the sloth and just runs off with it in its mouth. f*** all the sloth could do.  Felt really sorry for it.



You can imagine the sloth being really philosophical about it and just thinking "Ah well, s*** happens."
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Fugazi

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #35 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 10:40:39 AM »
I can't imagine it's facial expression being any different either.
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NE28

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #36 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 02:53:59 PM »
Quote from: S.S.R. on Friday  5 February 2010, 10:24:44 AM
Quote from: Northerngimp on Friday  5 February 2010, 10:23:05 AM
Quote from: Fugazi on Friday  5 February 2010, 09:16:28 AM
Sloths haven't got much in the way of a defence against predators, have they?

Nope, zero.

I was once watching NG channel on sky, it was in some jungle someplace and was following the daily lives of various animals.

Cuts to a sloth just minding its own business, next thing the camera quickly turns and follows a panther (or a big cat) run up the same tree as the Sloth.  The panther grabs the sloth and just runs off with it in its mouth. f*** all the sloth could do.  Felt really sorry for it.



You can imagine the sloth being really philosophical about it and just thinking "Ah well, s*** happens."

Aye, you couldn't imagine a sloth getting worked up over anything.
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MKSC

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #37 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 02:57:55 PM »
There was an amazing Sloth rescue in Go Diego, Go today. The mummy and baby sloth got stuck in a tree with a terrible mudslide heading there way. Fortunately 8 year old Animal Rescuer Diego was there with his friend, Sammy the three toed Sloth, and they managed to save them from a horrific disaster. Emotional stuff.
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Blefuscu

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #38 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 02:59:32 PM »
Quote from: My Kids Support Chelsea!! on Friday  5 February 2010, 02:57:55 PM
There was an amazing Sloth rescue in Go Diego, Go today. The mummy and baby sloth got stuck in a tree with a terrible mudslide heading there way. Fortunately 8 year old Animal Rescuer Diego was there with his friend, Sammy the three toed Sloth, and they managed to save them from a horrific disaster. Emotional stuff.

 :celb: :indi: :wav:
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Keefaz

Re: Sloths
« Reply #39 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 03:00:50 PM »
I thought the only predators sloths have are sexual predators in the form of hot naked chicks.
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Re: Sloths
« Reply #40 on: Friday 5 February 2010, 03:01:56 PM »
Quote from: Keefaz on Friday  5 February 2010, 03:00:50 PM
I thought the only predators sloths have are sexual predators in the form of hot naked chicks.
And Interpolic.
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Re: Sloths
« Reply #41 on: Saturday 6 February 2010, 12:31:17 AM »
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ElDiablo

Re: Sloths
« Reply #42 on: Saturday 6 February 2010, 12:32:35 AM »


Jus chillin.
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pedro111

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #43 on: Saturday 6 February 2010, 12:43:28 AM »
^^ That pic is epic. He's thinking, "I know you Tigers and Eagles could kill me anytime you like but you c***s will never be as cool as me. f*** yeah."
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Quote from: Mike on Tuesday  5 April 2011, 07:53:18 PM
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

LiquidAK

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #44 on: Saturday 6 February 2010, 12:54:05 AM »
Forget girls, I want a sloth.
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Interpolic

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #45 on: Saturday 6 February 2010, 01:05:13 AM »


:lol: It kinda looks like that sloth's got another smaller sloth in his mouth!
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Keefaz

Re: Sloths
« Reply #46 on: Saturday 6 February 2010, 01:09:35 AM »
Sloths are amazing. Really. They look greasy as f***, though.
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madras

Re: Sloths
« Reply #47 on: Saturday 6 February 2010, 01:13:55 AM »
Quote from: LiquidAK on Saturday  6 February 2010, 12:54:05 AM
Forget girls, I want a sloth.
akky stalking a sloth.......theres something to wonder over ?
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LiquidAK

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Re: Sloths
« Reply #48 on: Saturday 6 February 2010, 01:16:36 AM »
It's not like they'd be hard to keep up with tbf.
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madras

Re: Sloths
« Reply #49 on: Saturday 6 February 2010, 01:18:41 AM »
Quote from: LiquidAK on Saturday  6 February 2010, 01:16:36 AM
It's not like they'd be hard to keep up with tbf.
dp they need their bags carried....maybe a coat offered ?
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