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Mike

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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #75 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:27:14 PM »
:lol: I would have bet everything on Messi being the one to save it.
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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #76 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:28:27 PM »
The girl has nice, ample breasts. Medicore in every other respect, but the breasts are quite ample.
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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #77 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:29:50 PM »
Quote from: Mike on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:27:14 PM
:lol: I would have bet everything on Messi being the one to save it.

:lol:
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Slim

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #78 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Minister Babatunde ‽ on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:25:58 PM
Slim, you shouldn't do it. You will probaly get stage fright and have a rather short, blunt experience. You'll notice not all funny people translate to television. I imagine it will be similar in the nefarious arts. Do you want those 10 minutes of carnal excitement to lead to a life of embarassment and shame for you and your manhood?

Pretty much the problem.  And the fact i dont want to let the guy down who is doing it adds some pressure.  Im not that bothered about the embarassment and shame for me and my manhood? after watching a documentary you see its not as easy as it seems. Been with her before after a party so im not doing it just because shes hot....though i do need some cash.


Got more pics but never will they be posted on here lol
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Quote from: Gorilla on Tuesday  7 July 2009, 11:04:20 PM

Actually, on that note whatever position Slim plays for NOFC, make sure he can take alot of shots, nearly broke my hand with one in warmup,  I took some shots of Steve Bowey (ex Bristol City, I think he took their set pieces) and Slims had far more venom in them.  Don't think I've experienced such a powerful strike before.

Northerngimp

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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #79 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:30:24 PM »
Quote from: Mike on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:27:14 PM
:lol: I would have bet everything on Messi being the one to save it.

Must have an impressive w*** bank.

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OzzieMandias on March 05, 2011, 12:32:59 PM
When we spend a load of money in the summer, I hope we're going to hear a few apologies from those who, by that time, will have bored the rest of us to distraction with months and months of pointless moaning.

Messi

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #80 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:30:30 PM »
Quote from: Mike on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:27:14 PM
:lol: I would have bet everything on Messi being the one to save it.

:bluf:
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Mike

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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #81 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:37:12 PM »
Quote from: Northerngimp on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:30:24 PM
Quote from: Mike on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:27:14 PM
:lol: I would have bet everything on Messi being the one to save it.

Must have an impressive w*** bank.



One of the new wonders of the world, tbh.
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LoveItIfWeBeatU

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #82 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:50:50 PM »
Quote from: Slim on Thursday  4 February 2010, 05:00:14 PM
Makes it easier that I have already shagged her
Are her massive tits real or 'enhanced'?
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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #83 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:52:34 PM »
Quote from: LoveItIfWeBeatU on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:50:50 PM
Quote from: Slim on Thursday  4 February 2010, 05:00:14 PM
Makes it easier that I have already shagged her
Are her massive tits real or 'enhanced'?

They are certainly ample.
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Slim

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #84 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:53:11 PM »
Quote from: LoveItIfWeBeatU on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:50:50 PM
Quote from: Slim on Thursday  4 February 2010, 05:00:14 PM
Makes it easier that I have already shagged her
Are her massive tits real or 'enhanced'?

I never asked but i would guess enhanced. Add that to the fact she is from LA make sense
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Quote from: Gorilla on Tuesday  7 July 2009, 11:04:20 PM

Actually, on that note whatever position Slim plays for NOFC, make sure he can take alot of shots, nearly broke my hand with one in warmup,  I took some shots of Steve Bowey (ex Bristol City, I think he took their set pieces) and Slims had far more venom in them.  Don't think I've experienced such a powerful strike before.

LoveItIfWeBeatU

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #85 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 06:58:43 PM »
Quote from: Slim on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:53:11 PM
Quote from: LoveItIfWeBeatU on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:50:50 PM
Quote from: Slim on Thursday  4 February 2010, 05:00:14 PM
Makes it easier that I have already shagged her
Are her massive tits real or 'enhanced'?
I never asked but i would guess enhanced. Add that to the fact she is from LA make sense
Surely you'd know if you've already shagged her? Apparently fake ones feel very different. I've only ever felt (I was going to put "come across" but thought better of it) real ones.
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Dr.Spaceman

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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #86 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 07:03:26 PM »
They feel totally different, not to mention how they look.
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Slim

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #87 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 07:03:46 PM »
Quote from: LoveItIfWeBeatU on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:58:43 PM
Quote from: Slim on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:53:11 PM
Quote from: LoveItIfWeBeatU on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:50:50 PM
Quote from: Slim on Thursday  4 February 2010, 05:00:14 PM
Makes it easier that I have already shagged her
Are her massive tits real or 'enhanced'?
I never asked but i would guess enhanced. Add that to the fact she is from LA make sense
Surely you'd know if you've already shagged her? Apparently fake ones feel very different. I've only ever felt (I was going to put "come across" but thought better of it) real ones.

Its more the fact i have never felt fake one before...but yeah they are.
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Quote from: Gorilla on Tuesday  7 July 2009, 11:04:20 PM

Actually, on that note whatever position Slim plays for NOFC, make sure he can take alot of shots, nearly broke my hand with one in warmup,  I took some shots of Steve Bowey (ex Bristol City, I think he took their set pieces) and Slims had far more venom in them.  Don't think I've experienced such a powerful strike before.

Chief Piggum

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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #88 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 07:09:50 PM »
Cum in her awesome hair.
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Quote from: James on Monday 10 October 2011, 07:09:23 AM
Yesterday morning I just couldn't jizz. I had been in all sorts of positions for an hour and a half and she had orgasmed 5 times but I was still nowhere near and she was begging me to do it. I considered faking it at one point.

Yeah, you read right.

Toon's Taylor

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #89 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 07:18:36 PM »
BTW Hands up if you think you've got s*** friends?

Mine may ask if I fancy a pint, possibly treat me to a game of pool, they might even give me a lift in to town. Starring in pornos? Fukers.  :angry:
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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #90 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 07:31:01 PM »
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Neil

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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #91 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 07:36:44 PM »
Quote from: Minister Babatunde ‽ on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:28:27 PM
The girl has nice, ample breasts. Medicore in every other respect, but the breasts are quite ample.

:lol: You have a brilliant way with words, Babatunde.
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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #92 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 08:10:46 PM »
Quote from: Niel on Thursday  4 February 2010, 07:36:44 PM
Quote from: Minister Babatunde ‽ on Thursday  4 February 2010, 06:28:27 PM
The girl has nice, ample breasts. Medicore in every other respect, but the breasts are quite ample.

:lol: You have a brilliant way with words, Babatunde.

He could charm a salmon out the Tyne wor Babatunde.
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Cajun

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #93 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 08:21:05 PM »
If you don't do it I will, don't mind having sex in a room full of people it is how I lost my virginity after all  :pow:
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Shearergol

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #94 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 08:29:30 PM »
Quote from: Cajun on Thursday  4 February 2010, 08:21:05 PM
If you don't do it I will, don't mind having sex in a room full of people it is how I lost my virginity after all  :pow:

Will there be room for anyone else in the room with you in there though? ;)
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Cajun

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #95 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 08:33:05 PM »
Quote from: Shearergol on Thursday  4 February 2010, 08:29:30 PM
Quote from: Cajun on Thursday  4 February 2010, 08:21:05 PM
If you don't do it I will, don't mind having sex in a room full of people it is how I lost my virginity after all  :pow:

Will there be room for anyone else in the room with you in there though? ;)

It's not that big mate ;)









f*** you! :lol:
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Liam Liam Liam O

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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #96 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 08:38:32 PM »
Quote from: Cajun on Thursday  4 February 2010, 08:21:05 PM
If you don't do it I will, don't mind having sex in a room full of people it is how I lost my virginity after all :pow:

Didn't know you'd been in prison? :undecided:
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Cajun

Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #97 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 08:41:58 PM »
Quote from: Liam Liam Liam O on Thursday  4 February 2010, 08:38:32 PM
Quote from: Cajun on Thursday  4 February 2010, 08:21:05 PM
If you don't do it I will, don't mind having sex in a room full of people it is how I lost my virginity after all :pow:

Didn't know you'd been in prison? :undecided:

Yeah, it was a right bugger.
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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #98 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 08:42:47 PM »
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall Awa!!!

Who said she had ample breasts and average everything else?....crazy b******.
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Re: Just been asked to be in a porn
« Reply #99 on: Thursday 4 February 2010, 08:46:09 PM »
Her top hat is too small.
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