Topic: Just been asked to be in a porn

[Ste]

How big is your cock?

[Kaizero]

Why don't you ask your mates for advice?

As we'd all take the p*ss.

Well it has more to do with the fact some of them are not really used to sex....

[Northerngimp]

Pole dancing sloth, get ya in the mood!

[Tooj]

How big is your cock?

Asking questions like that can get you into bother you know.

[Kaizero]

How big is your cock?

Asking questions like that can get you into bother you know.

[Mike]

Let's have some pics of her tits.

[Ste]

Too late, Mike, I've been quoted. Cheers though.

[Mike]

Too late, Mike, I've been quoted. Cheers though.

Some quick bastards here.

[Northerngimp]

She got really bad nails, tell her to fix that for starters

You can tell that from one nail?

absolutely, you never have one bad nail, either you have many or none, just means she doesn't take care of her body well enough.

Sounds like a bizarre proverb, something Mr Miyagi would come out with.

he who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger.

And Gimp: you know where to buy sloths?  How much are they?

Chinese guy on the back track was selling them and some DVDs.

I think he wanted 20 quid a Sloth or 40 quid for 3.  Wanted rid of them.

Did he give any instructions - like not to get them wet or feed them after midnight?

I'd be interested in buying some and starting a company called Rent-a-sloth, leasing them out to people.

He seemed to be talking gibberish, had a shopping trolley full of the fuckers, trying to climb out.  He seemed agitated and wanted to sell them quickly.  He wasn't impressed when I asked what there names were.   

I was only intrested if one was called Steve.

[Shearergol]

You've taken the photo out?

[Mike]

Dave unlocked this for the nsfw pics, tbh.

[Slim]

You've taken the photo out?

I have

Want more buy the dvd!!

[Dem BABA]

You've taken the photo out?

I've missed the fun.

[Northerngimp]

Dave unlocked this for the nsfw pics, tbh.

Mikes proper foaming at the mouth for some naughty pics.

Dirty American boy.

[S.S.R.]

She got really bad nails, tell her to fix that for starters

You can tell that from one nail?

absolutely, you never have one bad nail, either you have many or none, just means she doesn't take care of her body well enough.

Sounds like a bizarre proverb, something Mr Miyagi would come out with.

he who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger.

And Gimp: you know where to buy sloths?  How much are they?

Chinese guy on the back track was selling them and some DVDs.

I think he wanted 20 quid a Sloth or 40 quid for 3.  Wanted rid of them.

Did he give any instructions - like not to get them wet or feed them after midnight?

I'd be interested in buying some and starting a company called Rent-a-sloth, leasing them out to people.

 I was only intrested if one was called Steve.

You fool. You could have got one and changed his name by deed pool.

[Mike]

Someone must have saved it.

Buy the DVD. You're f***ing with our goodwill here!

[Kaizero]

You've taken the photo out?

I've missed the fun.

You don't like suggestive poses anyways

[Northerngimp]

She got really bad nails, tell her to fix that for starters

You can tell that from one nail?

absolutely, you never have one bad nail, either you have many or none, just means she doesn't take care of her body well enough.

Sounds like a bizarre proverb, something Mr Miyagi would come out with.

he who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger.

And Gimp: you know where to buy sloths?  How much are they?

Chinese guy on the back track was selling them and some DVDs.

I think he wanted 20 quid a Sloth or 40 quid for 3.  Wanted rid of them.

Did he give any instructions - like not to get them wet or feed them after midnight?

I'd be interested in buying some and starting a company called Rent-a-sloth, leasing them out to people.

 I was only intrested if one was called Steve.

You fool. You could have got one and changed his name by deed pool.

Nah, Terrry Nutkins was telling me that once a Sloth is named, thats it.

Forever will it be known as that name.

[Mike]

Dave unlocked this for the nsfw pics, tbh.

Mikes proper foaming at the mouth for some naughty pics.

Dirty American boy.

You're talking about sloths in today's titty thread and I've been made out to be the pervert. That's f***ing brilliant.

[Northerngimp]

Dave unlocked this for the nsfw pics, tbh.

Mikes proper foaming at the mouth for some naughty pics.

Dirty American boy.

You're talking about sloths in today's titty thread and I've been made out to be the pervert. That's f***ing brilliant.

A sloth aint just for life, its for hanging about watching you make dodgy home made porns.

Anyone seen "Shieldfield Sloths"?

[Shearergol]

Did you remove it because of her nasty gash?

[Messi]

[Dem BABA]

Slim, you shouldn't do it. You will probaly get stage fright and have a rather short, blunt experience. You'll notice not all funny people translate to television. I imagine it will be similar in the nefarious arts. Do you want those 10 minutes of carnal excitement to lead to a life of embarassment and shame for you and your manhood?

[Mike]

Dave unlocked this for the nsfw pics, tbh.

Mikes proper foaming at the mouth for some naughty pics.

Dirty American boy.

You're talking about sloths in today's titty thread and I've been made out to be the pervert. That's f***ing brilliant.

A sloth aint just for life, its for hanging about watching you make dodgy home made porns.

Anyone seen "Shieldfield Sloths"?

You know you're gonna f*** that sloth. Hanging out.

[Northerngimp]

TBH, I like her little hat.  If you do shagg her you must insist on waering that hat when you do her doggy style.

Also, can the sloth have the same hat but smaller?