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Re: ITV1 now
« Reply #50 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 09:15:10 PM »
Charlene was easily the nicest one there aswell  :dave:

Wrong.  There were far nicer ones.  She looked a right schlag too.

Like who ? There was only a few who'd be even a maybe.

A couple blondes.  Next week I shall inform you of the names.

Re: ITV1 now
« Reply #51 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 09:25:05 PM »
Charlene was easily the nicest one there aswell  :dave:

Wrong.  There were far nicer ones.  She looked a right schlag too.

Like who ? There was only a few who'd be even a maybe.

A couple blondes.  Next week I shall inform you of the names.

I think it uses different people each week- you'd be gutted if you were unpicked throughout the whole series. :lol:
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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #52 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 10:30:34 PM »
Nah it is the same ones every week until they get a date. I doubt there will be anyone on that is better than Charlene though :no:

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #53 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 10:36:29 PM »
Nah it is the same ones every week until they get a date. I doubt there will be anyone on that is better than Charlene though :no:

That lass who got turned down by the fire-breathing bloke in favour of the blonde was hotter imo, Charlene's eyebrows looked like apostrophes.  The twins were canny but extremely irritating.
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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #54 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 10:47:35 PM »
Someone will have to post some pictures up. I think I love Charlene though

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #55 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 11:41:56 PM »
Charlene was easily the nicest one there aswell  :dave:

Nah it is the same ones every week until they get a date. I doubt there will be anyone on that is better than Charlene though :no:

Someone will have to post some pictures up. I think I love Charlene though

:jesuswept:

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #56 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 11:43:56 PM »
:lol:

Charlene wasn't even that fit man, looked like the foundation she was wearing was carried to her face in a wheelbarrow.

Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #57 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 12:10:18 AM »
I did turn this over for a few seconds out of curiousity.  The short black haired girl with the leopard print (?) dress was well tidy.

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #58 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 12:38:27 AM »
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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #59 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 12:40:50 AM »
Right, so, important conclusion: is there any wanking material to be had with this show?
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #60 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 12:41:16 AM »
Messi knows the score.





You sad lunatic b******! I cannot believe you've gone to such lengths to get a screenshot of your intended prey. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #61 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 12:45:05 AM »
Right, so, important conclusion: is there any wanking material to be had with this show?

Nah man, it's pretty much Blind Date.  Maybe if you've not got an internet connection or memories of actual sexual escapades to draw on.
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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #62 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 12:49:37 AM »
Messi knows the score.





You sad lunatic b******! I cannot believe you've gone to such lengths to get a screenshot of your intended prey. :lol: :lol: :lol:

It was the first result on google, but aye.  :lol:

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #63 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 12:51:02 AM »
Messi knows the score.





You sad lunatic b******! I cannot believe you've gone to such lengths to get a screenshot of your intended prey. :lol: :lol: :lol:

It was the first result on google, but aye.  :lol:

Seriously? You're shitting me! You mean there's someone ELSE on this planet who had the same obsession with this poor Charlene girl? :lol:

Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #64 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 01:04:11 AM »
She wasn't that good. There was an Orientalese-style girl called Daisy or something who was mint.

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #65 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 01:06:18 AM »
She wasn't that good. There was an Orientalese-style girl called Daisy or something who was mint.

Exactly, this is what I've been trying to say - she was gorgeous.  The one that that dafty said looked like Danni Minogue.
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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #66 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 01:07:43 AM »
I've obviously missed the main "discussion", but this lass looks like wahey-f***ing-do-her-right-now material. Or both.

Or most of them. Ffs, I dunno.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #67 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 02:37:03 AM »
She wasn't that good. There was an Orientalese-style girl called Daisy or something who was mint.

Exactly, this is what I've been trying to say - she was gorgeous.  The one that that dafty said looked like Danni Minogue.

She was nice, but you can pretty much guarentee Charlene is going to be dirty as owt. The type who gives you galloping knob rot yet you still go back for more.

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« Reply #68 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 12:20:10 PM »





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« Reply #69 on: Sunday 3 January 2010, 12:22:00 PM »
I did not do that myself btw. :lol: Stole it off F365.
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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #70 on: Saturday 9 January 2010, 07:38:48 PM »
Anyone watching ?

Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #71 on: Saturday 9 January 2010, 07:38:54 PM »
It's that time of week again!

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #72 on: Saturday 9 January 2010, 07:40:28 PM »
That Roz's tits btw, f***ing hell. As Mcguiness said "if he were in a car crash, they'd make good airbags"
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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #73 on: Saturday 9 January 2010, 07:40:41 PM »
This guy is a cock  :doh:

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Re: Take Me Out with Paddy McGuinness - ITV1
« Reply #74 on: Saturday 9 January 2010, 07:42:55 PM »
That Roz's tits btw, f***ing hell. As Mcguiness said "if he were in a car crash, they'd make good airbags"

Face like a burglars dog though