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I paid £9.50 for a drink last night.£40 for taxi there, a drink and taxi back.
Quote from: Toon's Taylor on Sunday 13 December 2009, 12:27:04 PMI paid £9.50 for a drink last night.£40 for taxi there, a drink and taxi back. Haha, where you go?
Quote from: BarackObama on Sunday 13 December 2009, 12:38:41 PMQuote from: Toon's Taylor on Sunday 13 December 2009, 12:27:04 PMI paid £9.50 for a drink last night.£40 for taxi there, a drink and taxi back. Haha, where you go?The Hilton. Wor Lasses work do.Ordered a double amerreto and coke, the waiter gave me a quadruple, dick. Food was great though, even better that two people didn't turn up and we ordered for them and i had an extra starter and main.
Jesus f***ing christ, I'm completely f***ed man.
Feel a total kunt today, had a fair few pints of the black stuff yesterday, went home and cracked open a horrible bottle of red wine and necked the lot. Fell asleep for a couple of hours ont sofa and woke up with sick all over my fucking undercrackers and hands. Had to book a half day, few pints 12.30 to get me out of this fucking state
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.
Pretty bad, have tried all the "cures" but still feel quite s***.
f***ing get Dave off my screen ffs.
Quote from: Hiphopopotamus on Monday 21 December 2009, 03:03:36 PMPretty bad, have tried all the "cures" but still feel quite s***. Only one thing for it: get p*ssed again. Embrace your alcoholism.
Digital tonight with the aim of making my blood/alcohol content level 50% :colo:
Quote from: Foluwashola on Monday 21 December 2009, 04:48:34 PMDigital tonight with the aim of making my blood/alcohol content level 50% :colo:Ditto. Think i'm going to end up having some meow aswell so i'm not hungover for my uni meeting in the morning.
Quote from: n4e on Monday 21 December 2009, 04:56:55 PMQuote from: Foluwashola on Monday 21 December 2009, 04:48:34 PMDigital tonight with the aim of making my blood/alcohol content level 50% :colo:Ditto. Think i'm going to end up having some meow aswell so i'm not hungover for my uni meeting in the morning.The uni folk may wonder why you have disheyes however
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.
I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.
Quote from: Foluwashola on Monday 21 December 2009, 04:48:34 PMDigital tonight with the aim of making my blood/alcohol content level 50% :colo:Bouncers were wankers tonight. Someone gte me some meowww
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.
Waas out in durham last night, feel preeety s*** now.