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catmag

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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #50 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 11:09:15 PM »
Quote from: GM on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:06:44 PM
Quote from: Kezman on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:03:06 PM
I made a post and then edited it.

Was it by any chance a painfully obvious "pussy" related double-entendre gag? :nope:



I'm guessing it was something about washing your pussy in the sink.
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Blefuscu

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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #51 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 11:10:42 PM »
Silly little bugger jumped in the sink this morning, just as my 11 year old had filled it with water to wash her face for school. Never seen him move so fast, and look so disgusted,  :lol:
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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #52 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 11:12:37 PM »
Quote from: catmag on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:09:15 PM
Quote from: GM on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:06:44 PM
Quote from: Kezman on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:03:06 PM
I made a post and then edited it.

Was it by any chance a painfully obvious "pussy" related double-entendre gag? :nope:



I'm guessing it was something about washing your pussy in the sink.

I haven't a clue why anyone would find that amusing. :dontknow:

Poor Blefuscu. She makes ONE error of judgement in the back of a bus and then for eternity she has to endure endless cheap pussy gags. Poor love. :no:
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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #53 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 11:14:06 PM »
Quote from: Delima on Monday  5 October 2009, 03:23:35 PM
WHAT A HANDSOME CAT
Thats it. You shout it from the rooftops mate.
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Blefuscu

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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #54 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 11:14:16 PM »
Quote from: GM on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:12:37 PM
Quote from: catmag on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:09:15 PM
Quote from: GM on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:06:44 PM
Quote from: Kezman on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:03:06 PM
I made a post and then edited it.

Was it by any chance a painfully obvious "pussy" related double-entendre gag? :nope:



I'm guessing it was something about washing your pussy in the sink.

I haven't a clue why anyone would find that amusing. :dontknow:

Poor Blefuscu. She makes ONE error of judgement in the back of a bus and then for eternity she has to endure endless cheap pussy gags. Poor love. :no:

OY GM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

























































It wasn't the back of the bus, it was near the middle.
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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #55 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 11:18:21 PM »
Quote from: Blefuscu on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:14:16 PM
Quote from: GM on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:12:37 PM
Quote from: catmag on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:09:15 PM
Quote from: GM on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:06:44 PM
Quote from: Kezman on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:03:06 PM
I made a post and then edited it.

Was it by any chance a painfully obvious "pussy" related double-entendre gag? :nope:



I'm guessing it was something about washing your pussy in the sink.

I haven't a clue why anyone would find that amusing. :dontknow:

Poor Blefuscu. She makes ONE error of judgement in the back of a bus and then for eternity she has to endure endless cheap pussy gags. Poor love. :no:

OY GM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

























































It wasn't the back of the bus, it was near the middle.

:mackems:

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SupermacTheLegend

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #56 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 11:40:38 PM »
I have 2 Cats,
The first is called Snowy and she is epileptic.
the Second is Called Johnny, He's jet black and has a beard like Salvador Dali.
My lass has a cat called George and he can play dead  :smitten:
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DoWorkSon

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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #57 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 05:52:16 AM »
heres a few

A Bengal Cat:



An Egyptian Mau:



or what i have  :smitten: a mix of both breeds:





he is so handsom!  :razz:


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Toon's Taylor

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #58 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 10:14:37 AM »
Quote from: Blefuscu on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:10:42 PM
Silly little bugger jumped in the sink this morning, just as my 11 year old had filled it with water to wash her face for school. Never seen him move so fast, and look so disgusted,  :lol:

 bluelaugh.gif

A sink...filled with water? Disgusting humans.
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Blefuscu

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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #59 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 11:53:49 AM »
Quote from: Toon's Taylor on Tuesday  6 October 2009, 10:14:37 AM
Quote from: Blefuscu on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:10:42 PM
Silly little bugger jumped in the sink this morning, just as my 11 year old had filled it with water to wash her face for school. Never seen him move so fast, and look so disgusted,  :lol:

 bluelaugh.gif

A sink...filled with water? Disgusting humans.

Exactly, what else is a sink for, if not for cats to sleep in?
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Mowen

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #60 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 12:05:17 PM »
Call it catto.
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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #61 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 08:18:01 PM »
Quote from: Blefuscu on Tuesday  6 October 2009, 11:53:49 AM
Quote from: Toon's Taylor on Tuesday  6 October 2009, 10:14:37 AM
Quote from: Blefuscu on Monday  5 October 2009, 11:10:42 PM
Silly little bugger jumped in the sink this morning, just as my 11 year old had filled it with water to wash her face for school. Never seen him move so fast, and look so disgusted,  :lol:

 bluelaugh.gif

A sink...filled with water? Disgusting humans.

Exactly, what else is a sink for, if not for cats to sleep in?

Turn the hot tap on, it becomes a handy replacement for a toilet.
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Tooj

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #62 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 08:20:17 PM »
My Bobby is mega like.





 :smitten:
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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #63 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 08:39:11 PM »
I love your pussy, Jonny. It's just so fluffy and cute. :smitten:

































The cat's quite cool, too. :thup:

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madras

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #64 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 08:43:08 PM »
my cat advice...............................keep away from chinese takeaways.
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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #65 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 08:48:34 PM »
A Dog's Diary



8:00 am - Breakfast! My favourite thing!
9:00 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - Visited Mum's friends! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got hugs and snacks! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm - Went out with Mum for a walk on the beach! My favourite thing! Mum's too!
1:00 pm - Played some of my toys! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm - Went outside and barked at the birds! My favourite thing!
5:30 pm - Went to the shops with Dad! My favourite thing!
6:30 pm - Dinner! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm - Got to walk around the neighbourhood! My favourite thing!
9:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with Mum! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

A Cat's Diary



Day 983 of my captivity.  My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.  I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.  Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.  I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of  'allergies.'  I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.  I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.  The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.  He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant.  I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.  I am certain that he reports my every move.  My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe - for now................
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Blefuscu

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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #66 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 08:51:00 PM »
Quote from: GM on Tuesday  6 October 2009, 08:48:34 PM
A Dog's Diary



8:00 am - Breakfast! My favourite thing!
9:00 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - Visited Mum's friends! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got hugs and snacks! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm - Went out with Mum for a walk on the beach! My favourite thing! Mum's too!
1:00 pm - Played some of my toys! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm - Went outside and barked at the birds! My favourite thing!
5:30 pm - Went to the shops with Dad! My favourite thing!
6:30 pm - Dinner! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm - Got to walk around the neighbourhood! My favourite thing!
9:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with Mum! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

A Cat's Diary



Day 983 of my captivity.  My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.  I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.  Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.  I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of  'allergies.'  I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.  I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.  The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.  He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant.  I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.  I am certain that he reports my every move.  My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe - for now................

 :laugh:
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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #67 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 08:55:42 PM »
Check rolcats out, tis amazing.

http://www.rolcats.com/
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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #68 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 09:01:04 PM »
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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #69 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 09:05:48 PM »
Quote from: Tooj on Tuesday  6 October 2009, 08:20:17 PM
My Bobby is mega like.


He's not your Bobby though, is he?
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Heneage

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #70 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 09:07:59 PM »
Prefer Dogs over cats. So much better.
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madras

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #71 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 09:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Kezman on Tuesday  6 October 2009, 09:07:59 PM
Prefer Dogs over cats. So much better.
if thse are the vids you are in to, well, i suppose its up to you but i prefer humans,females in particular.


incidentally...why particularly the dog on top ?
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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #72 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 09:10:12 PM »
Quote from: madras on Tuesday  6 October 2009, 09:09:37 PM
Quote from: Kezman on Tuesday  6 October 2009, 09:07:59 PM
Prefer Dogs over cats. So much better.
if thse are the vids you are in to, well, i suppose its up to you but i prefer humans,females in particular.


incidentally...why particularly the dog on top ?

Kez's just one sick puppy.
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catmag

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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #73 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 09:26:42 PM »
We have 5 cats. All girls, all f***ing mental. Big Mildred, George, Bagley, Florence and Little Mildred.
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madras

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #74 on: Tuesday 6 October 2009, 09:27:56 PM »
Quote from: catmag on Tuesday  6 October 2009, 09:26:42 PM
We have 5 cats. All girls, all f***ing mental. Big Mildred, George, Bagley, Florence and Little Mildred.
cats in general have whiskers and four legs.
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.
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