Author Topic: ***PUSSY GALORE!!!*** - The Cat Lover's Thread for Cat Lovers  (Read 9844 times)

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nobby_solano

  • #4 - always!
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #25 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 12:03:55 PM »


that's our 2 cats, the little one ted (from the rescue centre) and his mate henry
lemon curry?!

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #26 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 12:06:02 PM »
For your own sanity don't get a kitten, will drive you insane.

Fool! Kittens rock the party that rocks your body.

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #27 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 12:07:46 PM »
For your own sanity don't get a kitten, will drive you insane.

Fool! Kittens rock the party that rocks your body.

This is correct. Kittens are great.

SEMTEX

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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #28 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 12:11:03 PM »
My cat is still mental, she was 20 times more mental when she was a little kitten. She is now nearly 2 years old. I'm scared of her.

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #29 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 12:46:13 PM »
try a mouse trap

as an owner of 2 cats i can honestly say( from experience) its cleaner and less cruel

cats like to toy with mice until they die, which is a lot like torture


Pew Pew!

Delima

  • Cretin
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #30 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 12:52:04 PM »
GM if you have any decency left in your body please get the cat from a shelter.

Please stop giving money to pet shop - who gets their puppy and kittens from pets mill, where pussies and bitches are forced to give birth incessantly, and suffer inmeasurably.

You would not want to have a kitten knowing full well that you DIRECTLY contributed to the suffering of its mum.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire, the other is to gain it - George Bernard Shaw

SEMTEX

  • Desktop Curling is awesome
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #31 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 12:54:36 PM »
Pet shop may be s***, breeders can be canny.

Delima

  • Cretin
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #32 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 12:56:20 PM »
I don't see someone who professionally tortures animals as canny.

I suppose each to their own.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire, the other is to gain it - George Bernard Shaw

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #33 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 01:00:48 PM »
:lol:

Professionally tortures animals?! I'm going to be having words with my dads bit like, her cats have always seemed to be pampered to the extreme. I didn't realise it was actually torture for them!

Delima

  • Cretin
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #34 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 01:08:59 PM »
If your dad is an exception - then well done. Pat yourself and pat your dad (her?). You have to understand that your dad is an exception rather than a rule.

Still, I have issues with pure bred breeding, as pure breds are artificially maintained and the reduced gene pool means less healthy animals.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire, the other is to gain it - George Bernard Shaw

GM

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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #35 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 01:13:41 PM »
Delima, have to ask, but are you a pedigree, chum?

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #36 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 01:13:54 PM »
Thanks, I'm sure she'll appreciate your approval :lol:

Oh, and you're talking s**** (again), btw.

Delima

  • Cretin
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #37 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 01:16:42 PM »
Delima, have to ask, but are you a pedigree, chum?

No, I am not, GM. Luckily.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire, the other is to gain it - George Bernard Shaw

Blefuscu

  • There's only one Alan Shearer! His dad is Alan too
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #38 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 02:50:56 PM »
Got my moggy, Groucho, from the cat and dog shelter at Benton, he was about 10 months old when I got him in April. He is mad as a box of frogs, and absolutely lush.



League Champions 4 times, FA Cup Winners 6 times, Texaco Cup winners twice, Charity Shield winners, Fairs Cup Winners, Anglo-Italian Cup winners.

Trophy Virgins? Aye, right!




Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #39 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 03:20:31 PM »
I've got that green toothbrush.

Delima

  • Cretin
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #40 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 03:23:35 PM »
WHAT A HANDSOME CAT
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire, the other is to gain it - George Bernard Shaw

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #41 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 08:26:25 PM »
Delima on another legendary rant :lol:
Acceptance level adequate.

Fenham Mag

  • That's lush Pet
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #42 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 10:51:16 PM »

Heneage

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #43 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 10:52:01 PM »
Got my moggy, Groucho, from the cat and dog shelter at Benton, he was about 10 months old when I got him in April. He is mad as a box of frogs, and absolutely lush.



That's too dirty even for me.

Dave

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Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #44 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 10:56:49 PM »
Ugh.

GM

  • TPFKA GeordieMessiah
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #45 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 10:59:15 PM »
Got my moggy, Groucho, from the cat and dog shelter at Benton, he was about 10 months old when I got him in April. He is mad as a box of frogs, and absolutely lush.



That's too dirty even for me.

Huh?  ??????????

Heneage

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #46 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 10:59:53 PM »
Got my moggy, Groucho, from the cat and dog shelter at Benton, he was about 10 months old when I got him in April. He is mad as a box of frogs, and absolutely lush.



That's too dirty even for me.

Huh?  ??????????
I made an obscene innuendo regarding the washing of pussycats.

GM

  • TPFKA GeordieMessiah
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #47 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 11:02:06 PM »
Got my moggy, Groucho, from the cat and dog shelter at Benton, he was about 10 months old when I got him in April. He is mad as a box of frogs, and absolutely lush.



That's too dirty even for me.

Huh?  ??????????
I made an obscene innuendo regarding the washing of pussycats.

Where? ?????? What innuendo?

What are you gibbering on about now, you daft dribbling dullard? :lol:

Heneage

Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #48 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 11:03:06 PM »
Got my moggy, Groucho, from the cat and dog shelter at Benton, he was about 10 months old when I got him in April. He is mad as a box of frogs, and absolutely lush.



That's too dirty even for me.

Huh?  ??????????
I made an obscene innuendo regarding the washing of pussycats.
Got my moggy, Groucho, from the cat and dog shelter at Benton, he was about 10 months old when I got him in April. He is mad as a box of frogs, and absolutely lush.



That's too dirty even for me.

Huh?  ??????????
I made an obscene innuendo regarding the washing of pussycats.

Where? ?????? What innuendo?

What are you gibbering on about now, you daft dribbling dullard? :lol:
I made a post and then edited it.

GM

  • TPFKA GeordieMessiah
Re: Cat Advice
« Reply #49 on: Monday 5 October 2009, 11:06:44 PM »
I made a post and then edited it.

Was it by any chance a painfully obvious "pussy" related double-entendre gag? :nope: