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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #350 on: Monday 16 January 2012, 12:08:11 AM »
Someone has set up an account as Simon Peggs dog and have been desperately trying to get him to follow it. Very odd :lol:

simonpegg Simon Pegg
.@Minnie_Pegg That's very sweet of you to got to this trouble but you might be a nutter and besides Minnie tweets with her pedigree name.

Minnie_Pegg Minnie_Pegg
.@simonpepp Please, please, please, please, please follow me?


Minnie_Pegg Minnie_Pegg
.@simonpegg <rolling over on my back, belly up, eyes closed, paw scratching at the air> Rub my belly? Follow me?
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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #351 on: Monday 16 January 2012, 01:06:43 AM »
Looks like he's refusing to bite.

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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #352 on: Saturday 21 January 2012, 01:37:25 PM »
Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal: "From impending tragedy to near-triumph via the most improbable route possible - 95 minutes that neatly encapsulate 130 years of football on this particular piece of grass. Newcastle, United, will never be defeated."

Sir Bobby Robson - What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses or the marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city.

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #353 on: Saturday 21 January 2012, 01:58:58 PM »
Not really a social experiment is it?

Just a rip off Brass eye gag.

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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #354 on: Monday 23 January 2012, 06:46:51 PM »
Why is there always something about One Direction trending in the UK?
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #355 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 12:21:45 AM »
Why is there always something about One Direction trending in the UK?

Because the vast majority of human beings are fucktards?

Sifu

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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #356 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 12:31:56 AM »
Why is there always something about One Direction trending in the UK?

Because the vast majority of human beings are fucktards?

Sums it up. The British public these days man.....

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #357 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 07:07:56 PM »
Its all the 13/14 year old girls tweeting. Twitter is full of f***ing kids. Don't make this mistake of taking the p*ss though, you'll get death threats via twitter form young girls for days afterwards.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #358 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 07:26:23 PM »
Mate of mine made a comment about a month ago about One Direction being s*** and he's still getting threats

Sifu

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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #359 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 07:47:21 PM »
Its all the 13/14 year old girls tweeting. Twitter is full of f***ing kids. Don't make this mistake of taking the p*ss though, you'll get death threats via twitter form young girls for days afterwards.

Same with the Justin Bieber fans....

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #360 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 11:02:02 PM »
How do you do this? Just call them s*** using a hashtag?
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Sifu

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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #361 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 11:14:52 PM »
Presumably.

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #362 on: Friday 27 January 2012, 12:07:52 AM »
How do you do this? Just call them s*** using a hashtag?

:lol: Aye, just join in on a hashtag (eg #belieber, or something) saying how s*** they are and how their fans are morons. Then sit back and watch the hilarity ensue.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #363 on: Friday 27 January 2012, 12:11:16 AM »
Set the bait..
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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #364 on: Friday 27 January 2012, 12:12:19 AM »
:lol: You have n'all. Watching this, like.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #365 on: Friday 27 January 2012, 12:12:27 AM »
Blates need a secondary Twitbag account for hilarity purposes.

EDIT: and we're off.
« Last Edit: Friday 27 January 2012, 12:41:36 AM by Disco »

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #366 on: Friday 27 January 2012, 12:22:22 AM »
No bites yet Cajun. May be a bit late for them.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #367 on: Friday 27 January 2012, 12:42:42 AM »
They will check in the morning.
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Sifu

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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #368 on: Thursday 15 March 2012, 09:31:44 PM »
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Lord Sugar ‏ @Lord_Sugar

Can you imagine the amount of tw..s on twitter that think they are funny sending me a tweet saying "you're fired" #rollingonthefloor

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Lord Sugar ‏ @Lord_Sugar

Forgot to say all people tweeting you're fired are blocked

What a miserable dick :lol:

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #369 on: Thursday 15 March 2012, 10:13:55 PM »
Billy Gibbon ‏ @billy_gibbon    · Open
@Lord_Sugar you're fired.

 Lord Sugar ‏ @Lord_Sugar Close
@billy_gibbon you're a dick head for saying this. you get the novel award for the one millions ran to have said this. You pr...
I'd rather live in Sunderland, in fact I'd rather be a mackem full stop

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #370 on: Thursday 15 March 2012, 10:14:34 PM »
Joe Dignan ‏ @JoeDignan    · Open
@Lord_Sugar can i be blocked?

 Lord Sugar ‏ @Lord_Sugar Close
@JoeDignan yes done w***...


This is ruddy hilarious :lol:
I'd rather live in Sunderland, in fact I'd rather be a mackem full stop

Interpolic

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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #371 on: Thursday 15 March 2012, 10:15:04 PM »
f*** it, gonna tweet for only the second ever time telling him he's bladdy fired.
sicko2ndbest likes to think he knows what "semblance" means, but he doesn't.

Re: The Twitter
« Reply #372 on: Thursday 15 March 2012, 10:15:25 PM »
Oliver ‏ @OliverT   
@Lord_Sugar Your hired ?

 Lord Sugar ‏ @Lord_Sugar
@OliverT your blocked
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Interpolic

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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #373 on: Thursday 15 March 2012, 10:16:56 PM »
Keeps saying "Your blocked", f***ing twonk. :lol:
sicko2ndbest likes to think he knows what "semblance" means, but he doesn't.

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Re: The Twitter
« Reply #374 on: Thursday 15 March 2012, 10:18:02 PM »
I sent him a tweet saying "You're Fayed",  i'm geet wacky.
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