Author Topic: Favourite Futurama quote/moment (Read 2642 times)

LiquidAK · « **on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 10:44:12 PM »

Seeing as how we're hijacking the Simpsons thread, thought I'd better make this. :colo:

Leela: "You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson."
Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?"
Kif: *sigh* "Sexlexia."

Pilko · « **Reply #1 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 10:57:25 PM »

Good news, everyone!

M4 · « **Reply #2 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 10:58:10 PM »

You watched it... you can't un-watch it!

Kid Icarus · « **Reply #3 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 10:59:32 PM »

'THIS ISN'T A WAR, ITS A MOYDA!'

'Helpses'

'I apologise for nothing!'

'The elephant that never forgets....to kill!!'

''Get him Andrew!'

'You're not Santa Clause! How dare you lie in front of Jesus!'

'We're in the ear so we have to be very quiet (someone else says something)...WHAT!?!?!?!'

'We're going close to the speed of light, so roll when you land.'

'You win again gravity'

I have a lot of favourites, more when I think of them.

Kid Icarus · « **Reply #4 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:00:52 PM »

'This concept of wuv both confuses and INFURIATES us!'

'Yes, its just normal, ordinary honey'
'Sounds simple'
'This is no ordinary honey!'

'Pathetic earthlings, prepare to write down the recipe'

Pilko · « **Reply #5 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:01:53 PM »

The Popplers song.

And the Grunka-Lunkas.

Kid Icarus · « **Reply #6 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:03:54 PM »

The bloke who says everything plural cracks me up so much. Im trying to remember the one thing he says where its just a massive long sentence of plurals and then he stops and says 'woahses'

Kid Icarus · « **Reply #7 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:04:42 PM »

'Dont you worry about blank, let me worry about blank'

The Space Pirate: 'Too late did I realise that me children we're me only real treasure'

Heneage · « **Reply #8 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:05:05 PM »

The episode where Lelia is a serial killer, the bit in the drawing room where the Janitor just says "Scruffy knows who done it" just gets me everytime.

Kid Icarus · « **Reply #9 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:06:39 PM »

Quote from: Kezman on Friday 10 July 2009, 11:05:05 PM

The episode where Lelia is a serial killer, the bit in the drawing room where the Janitor just says "Scruffy knows who done it" just gets me everytime.

Haha! Aye, and 'Scruffy cares about this company' then he wipes a tear away in the Wall Street episode. I know a lad that proper reminds me of him.

Mike · « **Reply #10 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:06:55 PM »

Windmills do not work that way!

Anything that Alien newscaster says.

"Who wants to party with Nixon!!"

M4 · « **Reply #11 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:08:45 PM »

Complete of course with the "angry machine" sound.

Mike · « **Reply #12 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:09:48 PM »

Quote from: M4TT on Friday 10 July 2009, 11:08:45 PM

Complete of course with the "angry machine" sound.

Clap. Clap. Clap.

Kid Icarus · « **Reply #13 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:11:15 PM »

Quote from: Mike on Friday 10 July 2009, 11:06:55 PM

Windmills do not work that way!

Anything that Alien newscaster says.

"Who wants to party with Nixon!!"

I love that one loads. Just the way he shouts 'GOODNIGHT!' straight after too.

LiquidAK · « **Reply #14 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:11:27 PM »

Whenever the big Alien is talking about harvesting Fry's nose (but he thinks he's talking about his penis) and Bender's just in the background constantly going "That's what SHE said!".

Kid Icarus · « **Reply #15 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:16:28 PM »

Quote from: LiquidAK on Friday 10 July 2009, 11:11:27 PM

Whenever the big Alien is talking about harvesting Fry's nose (but he thinks he's talking about his penis) and Bender's just in the background constantly going "That's what SHE said!".

Haha, I love the bit when Bender goes:

'Theres Bigfoot!'
'Where!?'
'He's gone, he said you should keep wasting your life though.'

also, from my favourite episode

'nine, ten...a big fat hen..*inhales from cigar*...the names Bender'

Completely irrelevant but I proper crease every time.

matta · « **Reply #16 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:53:05 PM »

bender and his gaydar in love's lost labour.

yep, he's gay.

Blefuscu · « **Reply #17 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:53:53 PM »

Anything with Dr John Zoidberg, he is brilliant!

LiquidAK · « **Reply #18 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:55:17 PM »

When Bender dreams about going to an island with all those robot's and there's that one Robot that has to flip his own tape to finish his sentence.

LoveItIfWeBeatU · « **Reply #19 on:** Friday 10 July 2009, 11:56:35 PM »

Farnsworth: "Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?"
Glurmo: "Why those are the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory."
Farnsworth: "Tell them I hate them!"

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/1ACV13/

Wullie · « **Reply #20 on:** Saturday 11 July 2009, 12:07:05 AM »

Zapp Brannigan is one of the best comedy characters ever.

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"Kif, have the boy fetch my formal shorts."

"The boy, sir?"

"You, Kif. You fetch my formal shorts."

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"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

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"You're the only woman who ever loved me."

"I never loved you!"

"I meant physically!"

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"Now remember Kif: the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in!"

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And my favourite Zapp line, which had me in genuine pain from laughter, while Kif's trying to decide whether or not to smoke the Mars Indians' peace pipe:

"Don't be such a chicken, Kif. Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on-the-ball."

Wullie · « **Reply #21 on:** Saturday 11 July 2009, 12:23:32 AM »

I love 80s Guy.

"My one regret is... that I have... Bone-itis!"

Mike · « **Reply #22 on:** Saturday 11 July 2009, 12:24:08 AM »

Tie between Brannigan and Zoidberg for me.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0013047/quotes

M4 · « **Reply #23 on:** Saturday 11 July 2009, 12:24:49 AM »

Quote from: Wullie on Saturday 11 July 2009, 12:07:05 AM

"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

Can't remember that one at all, but it's genius!

Spider Jerusalem · « **Reply #24 on:** Saturday 11 July 2009, 12:39:49 AM »

"300 Big Boys' when fry has the hundredth coffee and sees the hummingbird in the window and gives it the knowing nod. Like so many coffee fuelled moments in my life of IT support.

Author Topic: Favourite Futurama quote/moment (Read 2642 times)

Heneage