Author Topic: Seinfeld (Read 5231 times)

Carlito · « **Reply #50 on:** Tuesday 14 July 2009, 04:17:25 AM »

The dog catching situation

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Fugazi · « **Reply #51 on:** Thursday 6 August 2009, 11:15:20 PM »

"She had man-hands."

M4 · « **Reply #52 on:** Monday 18 January 2010, 06:25:23 PM »

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"Come on... weave your web, liar man!"

Fugazi · « **Reply #53 on:** Monday 18 January 2010, 06:31:05 PM »

Love the Facebook updates.

Fugazi · « **Reply #54 on:** Friday 19 February 2010, 11:00:04 PM »

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01:25

Kramer man, unreal.

GM · « **Reply #55 on:** Sunday 14 March 2010, 06:48:19 PM »

Quote from: M4TT on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:32:52 AM

Quote from: Mike on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 12:18:33 AM
No thread for it, so f*** it.

Watching Seinfeld now. The scene where George watches them take the clothes off the Elaine mannequin never ever stops being funny.

Should have a "Favourite Seinfeld quote/moment?" thread. Greatest comedy there is.

Dang! We DID already have one: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,16796.0.html

Fugazi · « **Reply #56 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 12:23:53 PM »

Ok then, favourite character outside of the main 4?

I'd probably go for Newman, him and Kramer are brilliant together.

Mike · « **Reply #57 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 12:31:46 PM »

Frank, man. Always Frank.

M4 · « **Reply #58 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 12:34:57 PM »

Tough one, but got to be: Frank Costanza

Mike · « **Reply #59 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 12:37:18 PM »

Frank put himself above everyone except Kramer with the Jay Buhner moment.

LBW · « **Reply #60 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 12:51:16 PM »

Quote from: Mike on Thursday 15 April 2010, 12:31:46 PM

Frank, man. Always Frank.

"You tell that to Babby Colby! All that kid wanted to do was go home! Well he went home alright! With a crater in his colon the size of a CUTLET!!"

I love him in King of Queens too! Equally conniving!

It amazes me how a 70 year old man can be far funnier than his son, and his sons suicide mission bulb nosed t*** mate!

M4 · « **Reply #61 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 02:11:05 PM »

His deliveries are great too. You can tell he's often on the verge of forgetting a line and it suddenly comes out.

The way he randomly starts yelling in mid sentence also...

Fugazi · « **Reply #62 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 02:13:08 PM »

Del Boca Vista!

Love it on the bloopers how many times they f*** up that scene.

looneytoon · « **Reply #63 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 02:15:00 PM »

Crazy Joe Davola!

Fugazi · « **Reply #64 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 02:19:23 PM »

Jackie Chiles is great aswell.

eggybread · « **Reply #65 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 02:39:41 PM »

Joe Davola: (leaving a message on Jerry Seinfeld's answering machine) Jerry, Joe Davola. *Pbt.* *Pbt.* *Pbt.* I have a hair on my tongue; I can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? 'Course you do, you put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm going to put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again. [1]

one of my favourites

LBW · « **Reply #66 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 08:25:38 PM »

Quote from: Fugazi on Thursday 15 April 2010, 02:19:23 PM

Jackie Chiles is great aswell.

"Rugged masculinity??? the man's a goblin!! In a few years, he'll be nuttin more than a shrunken head!"

Mike · « **Reply #67 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 08:59:01 PM »

Jackie is outstanding.

"So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions! "

LBW · « **Reply #68 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 09:05:53 PM »

Quote from: Mike on Thursday 15 April 2010, 08:59:01 PM

Jackie is outstanding.

"So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions! "

"WHO TOLD YOU TP PUT A BALM ON?"
"The Meastro!"
"The WHO?"

"This is the most public yet of my many humiliations!"

Mike · « **Reply #69 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 09:11:43 PM »

LBW · « **Reply #70 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 09:20:11 PM »

Quote from: Mike on Thursday 15 April 2010, 09:11:43 PM

Is there really an O'Henry candy bar Mike?

That Sue Ellen be dang fine!! What is the footage? 6'2"

"Harry Flemming had an office in this exact same building! Whats the square footage?"

Mike · « **Reply #71 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 10:27:08 PM »

Yeah there is, Lank. I honestly can't say if I've ever had one, though.

M4 · « **Reply #72 on:** Thursday 15 April 2010, 10:32:53 PM »

Well that's just outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

DJ_NUFC · « **Reply #73 on:** Sunday 18 April 2010, 06:56:08 AM »

Elaine, anyone?

I don't know, the hair always put me off.

Then I saw her in that Woody Allen film, Deconstructing Harriet or what-have-you, and she looked well fit.

Mike · « **Reply #74 on:** Sunday 18 April 2010, 02:59:04 PM »

Elaine, everyone. She's outstanding, man.