Author Topic: Seinfeld (Read 5231 times)

Mike · « **on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 06:43:23 PM »

Quote from: M4TT on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:32:52 AM

Quote from: Mike on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 12:18:33 AM
No thread for it, so f*** it.

Watching Seinfeld now. The scene where George watches them take the clothes off the Elaine mannequin never ever stops being funny.

Should have a "Favourite Seinfeld quote/moment?" thread. Greatest comedy there is.

dcmk · « **Reply #1 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 06:46:24 PM »

Quote from: Mike on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 06:43:23 PM

Quote from: M4TT on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:32:52 AM
Quote from: Mike on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 12:18:33 AM
No thread for it, so f*** it.

Watching Seinfeld now. The scene where George watches them take the clothes off the Elaine mannequin never ever stops being funny.

Should have a "Favourite Seinfeld quote/moment?" thread. Greatest comedy there is.

Yes.. agreed!

'Do women know about shrinkage?'
'These pretzels are making me thirsty?'

'Return the very pants i was wearing'
'The jerk store called they are running out of you!'
'Hello Newman!'

Mike · « **Reply #2 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 06:47:07 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T35QhLx_KI" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T35QhLx_KI</a>

M4 · « **Reply #3 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 06:48:31 PM »

GEORGE: "ffffft - fffffft"

SUSAN: What is that? Sign language?

GEORGE: No, Seven.

SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious?

GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl...

Mike · « **Reply #4 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 06:54:08 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4qxO31AfrI" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4qxO31AfrI</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUwSxqnRW-8" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUwSxqnRW-8</a>

I don't know if this is funny to you, but this is just about the funniest thing Frank ever did. Even with his kid dead in a ditch, he can't stop himself from asking.

Think of Jay Buhner as either Les or Cole and it'll shed more light on it, I suppose.

M4 · « **Reply #5 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 06:58:56 PM »

The coincidence that the Yankees actually won the World Series while he was working there is pretty great

Mike · « **Reply #6 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:00:05 PM »

Took over the world while Costanza was there.

Wullie · « **Reply #7 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:03:15 PM »

*slam* "I'm out!"

dcmk · « **Reply #8 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:04:36 PM »

'The sea was angry that day, my friends'

Fugazi · « **Reply #9 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:08:19 PM »

"You kept making the stops?!"

Mike · « **Reply #10 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Fugazi on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:08:19 PM

"You kept making the stops?!"

"You're Batman"

"Yeah, I am Batman!"

M4 · « **Reply #11 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:39:18 PM »

One of my all time favourite lines:

"That's what I like to know about it!"

Yes! found it!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1cMyLtdRbo" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1cMyLtdRbo</a>

Wullie · « **Reply #12 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 07:48:07 PM »

"Jimmy might have a compound fracture! JIMMY'S GOING INTO SHOCK!"

Skeletor · « **Reply #13 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:00:18 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM</a>

Mike · « **Reply #14 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:04:20 PM »

Jerry backing away in disgust f***ing kills me every time, man.

LBW · « **Reply #15 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:10:34 PM »

I love Cedric and Bob me!

"I tink eet's gorgeous completely, peek eet ap!"
"Baab!"
"Juss peek eet aaaaaap!"
"Hey, hey, what are you doin?"
"We're taking thees armoir, what does eet look like we're doing?"
"You can't take this, it belongs to a friend of mine!!"
"ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT ME TO HURT YOU? COS EEF YOU WANT......... I CAN HURT YOU!"

"WHO? WHO ISS NAT WEARING THEE RRRIBBON?"

LBW · « **Reply #16 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:13:25 PM »

Quote from: Mike on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:04:20 PM

Jerry backing away in disgust f***ing kills me every time, man.

"Moses smell the roses!"

madras · « **Reply #17 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:16:23 PM »

in honour of elaine (and yes i would)

"STELLA.....STELLLLLAAAAAAA"

and

"the dingo ate your baby"

M4 · « **Reply #18 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:33:32 PM »

George: Excuse me, where are we?

Man: Earth.

Jerry: Hey, you know I'm on the phone with the police! Some guy just gave me a wise answer. Ask that woman.

George: Excuse me Ms. which street are we on?

Woman: I don't know.

George: You don't know?

Woman: I don't know.

George: How come you don't know what street are you on?

Woman: You don't know.

Wullie · « **Reply #19 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 10:40:59 PM »

Quote from: madras on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:16:23 PM

in honour of elaine (and yes i would)

Who wouldn't?

madras · « **Reply #20 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 10:43:05 PM »

Quote from: Wullie on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 10:40:59 PM

Quote from: madras on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:16:23 PM
in honour of elaine (and yes i would)

Who wouldn't?

on this place...many.

Keefaz · « **Reply #21 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 10:48:57 PM »

Quote from: LBW on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:13:25 PM

Quote from: Mike on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:04:20 PM
Jerry backing away in disgust f***ing kills me every time, man.

"Moses smell the roses!"

"More like a full-body dry heave set to music."

matta · « **Reply #22 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 10:57:40 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/v/-QJnE-uiJvo&hl=en&fs=1&

Kaizero · « **Reply #23 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 11:03:33 PM »

Quote from: Keefaz on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 10:48:57 PM

Quote from: LBW on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:13:25 PM
Quote from: Mike on Tuesday 7 July 2009, 08:04:20 PM
Jerry backing away in disgust f***ing kills me every time, man.

"Moses smell the roses!"

"More like a full-body dry heave set to music."

Just watched that episode again yesterday

looneytoon · « **Reply #24 on:** Tuesday 7 July 2009, 11:21:38 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zePQavforA" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zePQavforA</a>