Topic: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.

[kingkerouac]

Last night.

Her: She should really stop and face the roses, and smell the s***...or whatever they say.
Me: You mean stop and smell the roses?
Her: No.
Me: You mean wake up and smell the coffee?
Her: Yes...

[adam]

"Eh, so is Hellboy based on a true story or something, i mean, theres Nazi's in it"

 

[Northerngimp]

 

[Ryan_Taylor]

"Eh, so is Hellboy based on a true story or something, i mean, theres Nazi's in it"

 

 

[madras]

"Eh, so is Hellboy based on a true story or something, i mean, theres Nazi's in it"

 

i hope you said yes.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

All the time!!

[Chrisjraby]

I hear that!

[Interpolic]

She's f***ing mortal, might as well C&P what I've been passing on to my mates on Facebook:

god, she's back
has already spilt water all over the shop

she's been sick!
haha
jesus
really glad i made her that baked potato, she'll probably not be able to eat it now

"sorry neily, i didnt mean to be sick on the floor, i don't even remember doing it, it feels like it was someone else"

stumbles back in, kicks over the glass of water, starts nearly crying because she's hurt her toe, asks whether the water's went on her knitting
starts eating potato, burns her mouth
haha god's sake

[TRC]

"Why don't you support Sunderland"

[catmag]

Even I can't stand lasses like that! I find it easier just to do exactly as I please

[Northerngimp]

She is like that sometimes, one of my greatest fears is sitting in the gimp room, her coming in the room while im on the PC or ps3 asking what shoes go with what dress or outfit.

Im sure she tries to catch me out..

 Mrs Gimp"what about this?"

 Gimp  "yeah looks good"

 Mrs Gimp "what shoes"

Gimp "erm i cant remember what shoes you have???"

Mrs Gimp "you dont remember my shoes?"

Gimp "no you have several pairs man"

Mrs Gimp "hmm let me fetch a couple"

two minutes later

 Mrs Gimp "right what do you think of these shoes"

Gimp "nah they dont go "

Mrs Gimp "what about these?"

Gimp "hmm neither do those"

 


BIG f***ing MISTAKE GIMP, BIG MISTAKE !

[cp40]

you need to learn to say what they want to hear regardless of what you think young Jedi.

[Northerngimp]

Doesn't work, its almost like she turns in to WWII german gestapo officer...everything I say is questioned and counter questioned.

[Interpolic]

I just say she looks nice unless she's bumped the wackiness up to 11, in which case something needs to be said.

[wormy]

Just keep saying it all works, she's beautiful no matter what. Then you become the partner with bad taste who she never asks agin.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

I just say she looks nice unless she's bumped the wackiness up to 11, in which case something needs to be said.

Why doesn't she just go up to 10 and make 10 wackier?

Mine's an absolute nightmare for this s***, like. She'll ask, I'll say (mostly positive as she does look good in fairness to her) but I'll just get accused of lying or 'just being nice'. Then I'm either like well f*** it, which is a big mistake as that apparently proves I was lying in the first pace, or all 'I really mean it, you look great' which is just me trying to be even nicer apparently and therefore being harsh - because obviously if Im that positive it means she's s***.

I hoenstly don't even know why she bothers asking, no one could tell her different and she doesn't even care anyway.

[Northerngimp]

I feel your pain 

[BarackObama]

I think I got sussed pretty early on that I say she looks nice no matter what like, so now I think she believes my opinion to be completely invalid.

[wormy]

I think I got sussed pretty early on that I say she looks nice no matter what like, so now I think she believes my opinion to be completely invalid.

See. The way to go, lads.

[Interpolic]

Mine normally does look quite nice though, I couldn't really give a f*** about whether she's achieved absolutely perfection for that night tbh.   I just veto it when she looks like Michael Jackson or something, otherwise I couldn't care less.

[Northerngimp]

 

[wormy]

Michael Jackson

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Mine can spend so long on it it's untrue. It's actually f***ing infuriating how much thought she wastes on appearance sometimes. If it's not right she'll keep going, keep adding or applying or whatever until there is far too much of whatever it is she's decided needs doing.

[jimburst]

I think I got sussed pretty early on that I say she looks nice no matter what like, so now I think she believes my opinion to be completely invalid.

Mine normally does look quite nice though [...]

[BarackObama]

I think I got sussed pretty early on that I say she looks nice no matter what like, so now I think she believes my opinion to be completely invalid.

Mine normally does look quite nice though [...]

Eh?