Topic: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.

[GM]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

[catmag]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

[GM]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

Bloody amateurs.

[Liam Liam Liam O]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

[midds]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

Exactly. 

[catmag]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

Of course you're going! You're going because we're lovely, wonderful, perfect women and we said you were allowed!

[Liam Liam Liam O]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

Exactly. 

Let them think they're in charge is what you said, I definately didn't say it

[madras]

despite being born and bred in newcastle the wife thought the high level bridge was actually called the eye level bridge as it's about eye level when you approach it.

[cp40]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

Bloody amateurs.

reads like an episode of the likely lads,

[Cajun]

Cath doesn't say stupid things.

However, I managed to convince a couple of retards at work that you could buy 'diet chickens' rather than normal ones. 

Where from?

[Leazes1986]

Came out with another today.

Her: "I thought Shields town hall was above Shields library"

Me: "Are you joking you nutter? You've passed it millions of times"

Her: "You mean the one with the big clock on it?"

Me: "Aye"

Her: "I thought that was a big church"

Me : "Oh for f*** sake"

[Northerngimp]

The Man U Barcelona Champs league final

"who is that really good player for bacelona, Ronaldo Jessi?"

"You mean Lionel Messi?"

"yeah him"

 

[Tooj]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

Of course you're going! You're going because we're lovely, wonderful, perfect women and we said you were allowed!

I never needed permission to go. 

[catmag]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

Of course you're going! You're going because we're lovely, wonderful, perfect women and we said you were allowed!

I never needed permission to go. 

Funny thing is - neither did midds! They concocted this whole elaborate explanation/plan and I actually suggested he should go before he got a chance to use it

Plus, I'm off out for beer with an old mate of mine in a couple of weeks when he visits Newcastle so it works both ways

[LBW]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

Of course you're going! You're going because we're lovely, wonderful, perfect women and we said you were allowed!

I never needed permission to go. 

Funny thing is - neither did midds! They concocted this whole elaborate explanation/plan and I actually suggested he should go before he got a chance to use it

Plus, I'm off out for beer with an old mate of mine in a couple of weeks when he visits Newcastle so it works both ways

Thats a lush av Cat....   or Catav, sister of Satnav........ffs

Anyhoo, who is it?

[McCormick]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

Of course you're going! You're going because we're lovely, wonderful, perfect women and we said you were allowed!

I never needed permission to go. 

Funny thing is - neither did midds! They concocted this whole elaborate explanation/plan and I actually suggested he should go before he got a chance to use it

Plus, I'm off out for beer with an old mate of mine in a couple of weeks when he visits Newcastle so it works both ways

Thats a lush av Cat....   or Catav, sister of Satnav........ffs

Anyhoo, who is it?

You're not serious?

[LBW]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

Of course you're going! You're going because we're lovely, wonderful, perfect women and we said you were allowed!

I never needed permission to go. 

Funny thing is - neither did midds! They concocted this whole elaborate explanation/plan and I actually suggested he should go before he got a chance to use it

Plus, I'm off out for beer with an old mate of mine in a couple of weeks when he visits Newcastle so it works both ways

Thats a lush av Cat....   or Catav, sister of Satnav........ffs

Anyhoo, who is it?

You're not serious?

Have I ever been?

[Haz]

My missus has just been watching Glastonbury on BBC 4. Neil Young's on.  She says, look at the old man having to sit down to play the guitar - he must be a canny age?

This is about the Peddle steel guitarist. FFS.

[catmag]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

Of course you're going! You're going because we're lovely, wonderful, perfect women and we said you were allowed!

I never needed permission to go. 

Funny thing is - neither did midds! They concocted this whole elaborate explanation/plan and I actually suggested he should go before he got a chance to use it

Plus, I'm off out for beer with an old mate of mine in a couple of weeks when he visits Newcastle so it works both ways

Thats a lush av Cat....   or Catav, sister of Satnav........ffs

Anyhoo, who is it?

Dunno. Found him in a cabbage patch and brought him home...

[madras]

You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house.

He absolutely is. He is as much in charge in this house as LLLO is in his.

Which is why they recently had to hatch an elaborate plan in order to go and see a band, both hoping that neither myself nor LLLO's lovely wife would speak to each other and figure out what they had done...

But are we going?

Of course you're going! You're going because we're lovely, wonderful, perfect women and we said you were allowed!

I never needed permission to go. 

Funny thing is - neither did midds! They concocted this whole elaborate explanation/plan and I actually suggested he should go before he got a chance to use it

Plus, I'm off out for beer with an old mate of mine in a couple of weeks when he visits Newcastle so it works both ways

Thats a lush av Cat....   or Catav, sister of Satnav........ffs

Anyhoo, who is it?

Dunno. Found him in a cabbage patch and brought him home...

aye we done that once. drunk on the way back from the pub. it leaked something rotten so we tried to take it back but they wouldn't exchange without a receipt.

[Newcastle Fan]

"What the hell is Newcastle, is that even a real team?

[madras]

"What the hell is Newcastle, is that even a real team?

i trust your reply was "tell me when i'm in,it's like a wellie top"

[Theregulars]

"The bombing of Konichiwa"

[cp40]

My lass has just said we should get Fabio capello to manage the Toon.

I explained he was to up market for us, that he would only manage a national side , or a Champions leagu side.

so she says... I thought we were in the champions league now.


championship Pet, .. sounds similar,  2 divisions Below ( sort of)

[ZeRoE]

The lass ringing me on the house phone...

"Where Are You?"