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Re: Interested? Post in here
« Reply #50 on: Sunday 21 June 2009, 08:14:03 PM »
Tea lady needed?

Yes, please  :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

I'm a much better footballer than i am a tea maker, but due to mother nature's limitations, i'll take the latter, hopefully i can forge a billion year career like the NUFC tea lady.

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« Reply #51 on: Sunday 21 June 2009, 08:21:34 PM »
Nothing sorted yet, but obviously lots of teams want to play us already. :)


You'll probably find that most people want to play you to start with, especially home matches. I can see a lot of fans planning nights out in Newcastle.

Might be an idea to see if you can find somewhere to put on a few sandwiches after your games...

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« Reply #52 on: Sunday 21 June 2009, 08:37:26 PM »
Tea lady needed?

Yes, please  :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

I'm a much better footballer than i am a tea maker, but due to mother nature's limitations, i'll take the latter, hopefully i can forge a billion year career like the NUFC tea lady.

I'm aiming for job security too, but I think I'll take on the Terry Mac role. Job for life.

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Re: Interested? Post in here
« Reply #53 on: Sunday 21 June 2009, 08:42:03 PM »
Nothing sorted yet, but obviously lots of teams want to play us already. :)


You'll probably find that most people want to play you to start with, especially home matches. I can see a lot of fans planning nights out in Newcastle.

Might be an idea to see if you can find somewhere to put on a few sandwiches after your games...

We need a proper 'president' to manage this properly. Obviously Dave has been the instigator of everything so far... Is that a role that interests you Sir Dave?

Pie n chips after each match etc...

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« Reply #54 on: Sunday 21 June 2009, 08:44:06 PM »
Pilko has kindly accepted the role of organising things.

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« Reply #55 on: Sunday 21 June 2009, 08:48:19 PM »
I'd be interested although I can't commit to s*** because I'm in Norn Iron so I could only offer myself for games I came over for, but after how cheap it was for me to come over for the boro game last season I'm definitely up for a number of games this season.

Edit - So basically I'll play when I'm in the country.
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« Reply #56 on: Sunday 21 June 2009, 08:49:40 PM »
Don't know whether that extends to gaffer, like. :lol:
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

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« Reply #57 on: Sunday 21 June 2009, 11:08:36 PM »
If you need someone for any of the London/Midland away games I should be alright. (All depends whether I get a ticket but should hopefully be OK). For example Watford, want to beat those c***s. Would say I'm alright technically and shooting crossing etc but just a bit unfit. Home games, hopefully be up for the Watford game but can't be arsed the rest of the time. Too much money as well.

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« Reply #58 on: Sunday 21 June 2009, 11:20:35 PM »
NSG says he's interested in playing.

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« Reply #59 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 01:32:04 AM »
NSG says he's interested in playing.

Isn't it time he was allowed to post here? If he doesnt already like.
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« Reply #60 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 11:29:55 AM »
There might be the odd game or two I can make over the season, will get in touch as and when. If it ever does expand to aways I'd probably be able to squeeze a couple more in.
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« Reply #61 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 02:45:37 PM »
I might be available for a few come late September.
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« Reply #62 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 02:47:59 PM »
You're an Everton supporter. ???

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« Reply #63 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 03:33:47 PM »
NSG says he's interested in playing.
I'll have to up my game in the next match then so I get a game.
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« Reply #64 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 03:36:25 PM »
You're an Everton supporter. ???

But it's the NOFC and he posts on N-O so why not :)

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« Reply #65 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 04:59:09 PM »
You're an Everton supporter. ???

But it's the NOFC and he posts on N-O so why not :)

Meant to be representing NUFC and NUFC fans, that's all. :lol:

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« Reply #66 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 05:30:54 PM »
You're an Everton supporter. ???

I'm a Scunthorpe supporter ;)

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« Reply #67 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 05:40:44 PM »
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

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« Reply #68 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 06:13:58 PM »
Sorry totally forgot about that :lol:

I was in the process of arranging numerous footy matches this week and must have just had a football overload and typed that. :blush:
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

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« Reply #69 on: Monday 22 June 2009, 06:27:05 PM »
NSG says he's interested in playing.
I'll have to up my game in the next match then so I get a game.

Be room for one of you outfield more than likely.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

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« Reply #70 on: Tuesday 23 June 2009, 07:39:33 AM »
yes, most Saturdays
They keep saying their strategy will take several years to implement, I accept this and realise that in the future we may be able to hold onto players much easier if we manage to achieve success without burning cash to get there. There's next to no point in overspending until you're in the s*** to get to Europe, only to fall out of it for several years and potentially enter relegation battles. Be frugal, spend the money wisely but at all times keep a core of good players in the side and try the utmost to create a core which is reasonably stable for three-four years.

I fully expect to get slayed and slated here for being a w***** apologist and maybe I'm wrong, maybe all they care about is lining their pockets and f***ing us over but you can argue it both ways. The haters have a more aggressive way of talking about it but we'll not know who's right until MA's ownership comes to an end.

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« Reply #71 on: Wednesday 24 June 2009, 05:05:25 PM »
Forgot to register my interest in here.

Could quite possibly be two or three others too. :thup:
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« Reply #72 on: Wednesday 24 June 2009, 10:04:21 PM »
Aye most Saturdays for me I would think.

Edit: Can't start until September.
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

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« Reply #73 on: Thursday 25 June 2009, 10:59:15 AM »
NSG says he's interested in playing.
I'll have to up my game in the next match then so I get a game.

Be room for one of you outfield more than likely.
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« Reply #74 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 04:40:53 PM »
If I can get fit, and do myself justice in the next couple of matches, i would be available for the home games.
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