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Actually, on that note whatever position Slim plays for NOFC, make sure he can take alot of shots, nearly broke my hand with one in warmup, I took some shots of Steve Bowey (ex Bristol City, I think he took their set pieces) and Slims had far more venom in them. Don't think I've experienced such a powerful strike before.
Quite impressed how quickly you lot have picked this board up actually. I was expecting it to go unnoticed for a while.
http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,62797.0.htmlQuoteNewcastle-Online have moved swiftly to deny media reports claiming Stephen927 is on the verge of a move to the fledgling internet football club."Stephen927 can f*** right off tbh, we've not even written the FAQ yet." said a spokesman.There had been suggestions a £16m transfer had been agreed with minnows Red Team, who are without a point from their two games so far.
Newcastle-Online have moved swiftly to deny media reports claiming Stephen927 is on the verge of a move to the fledgling internet football club."Stephen927 can f*** right off tbh, we've not even written the FAQ yet." said a spokesman.There had been suggestions a £16m transfer had been agreed with minnows Red Team, who are without a point from their two games so far.
Newcastle Online linked to strikerIt has come to light that Newcastle Online are pondering an approach to bad boy Italian striker Nixon KezmanThe former Juventus and PSV Eindhoven player is ready to end his stay in Turin and come back to his boy hood club as they look to take the Saturday league by storm. When asked about the potential transfer Nixon said; "The chance to go home and become a hero is the one any player would take, we will see what happens."
Quote from: Sky Sports NewsNewcastle Online linked to strikerIt has come to light that Newcastle Online are pondering an approach to bad boy Italian striker Nixon KezmanThe former Juventus and PSV Eindhoven player is ready to end his stay in Turin and come back to his boy hood club as they look to take the Saturday league by storm. When asked about the potential transfer Nixon said; "The chance to go home and become a hero is the one any player would take, we will see what happens."
Pilko wary of Kezman talkNOFC interim boss says he is "unsure" to whether Nixon Kezman would fit the bill at the clubNOFC's interim manager Sargeant Pilko has poured cold water on a move for striker Nixon Kezman. Sky Sports News spoke to the temporary gaffer this morning and he said: "There is a very clear blueprint for signings here, I prefer to sign players who are under 24." When told that Kezmans age was in fact a few years under 24, he said "No, I meant players who are under 24 stone."This news will come to a blow for the currently unattached Kezman, who says he wants to find a new team as quickly as possible: "I'm itching to play at the moment, I just wanna get out there and grab a pizza................ the action."
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.
Loan move beckoning in mid-season for Norwegian star winger.After constantly saying to the media how he "loves that club, man". Norwegian star Tom "Kaizero" Storvik, a previous youth player at a Norwegian third division club, is linked with a loan move for three-four matches in mid-season for the newly established Newcastle Online FC. When asked if he was a fan of the club, he replied; "Of course man, I love that club. I've always wanted to play for Pilko, I'd not mind which division they were in even. I love them."Though, when asked if a move was in the cards, he shyly came up with a "I mean, I have no idea what the future brings. It could all be rumours, we'll see. I do love them though, seriously, man. come get me!
"I hope somebody sets the c***s on fire", were the meditative words of forum sage Andy as he looked ahead to NOFC's first season in what he quite smugly described as "almost certainly a football competition".In an epic RANT filled with dislike and utter contempt for the team who claim to represent his forum, Andy:NAILED manager Pilko to the cross, saying "at the end of the day, Pilko is one of the tallest men I have ever seen... I don't see how he can make decisions when his judgment will be clouded quite literally by clouds, because he's so tall, and he will not be able to see past the clouds."SLAMMED the commitment of the players; especially those who can only play on the off-chance that they're actually in the country. SLATED the club's "over zealous" gay quota. "You've got to have one, legally, I think" he said, "but there's at least three of them in there. The last thing we need is for the opposition to be through on goal and Yorkie to suddenly start playing kissy-catchy with Kaizero. I bet they can't even f***ing run properly, the big sissies."RIDICULED the club's chances of scoring, let alone winning, predicting that: "you've got idiots like Nixon who couldn't score in a f***ing whore-house, and even if he did, his little cousin would probably steal it off him anyway and stick the goal on eBay."TARRED all Yorkshire folk with the same brush; "you have Dave and Yorkie representing the team almost every saturday for f***'s sake. I'm not being racist, but at the end of the day, we're playing football not making puddings. They should stick to what they know best."RAPPED about the club's dismal chances of success: "at the end of the day, the honkies just don't care, and it all boils down to David's facial hair; should have got it cut, should have kept his mouth shut, cos now he's up against some real IFA flair," were at least some of the lyrics.One thing is for sure, Andy hopes NOFC lose every single game, "they have their heads in the clouds and somebody needs to bring them back down to earth," he cooly stated, "apart from Pilko who can't help having his head in the clouds, because he's so tall that his head is literally in the clouds and he can't do anything about that."
I have already played in Milan, Madrid and Barcelona but it is here that I feel right on the pitch. And also it is here that the players are respected.
NOFUC n good?
Still waiting for Surf to get back to me.
