Author Topic: General NOFC-Related Chat (Read 19021 times)

Mike · « **on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:15:12 PM »

Who will be the first?

ElDiablo · « **Reply #1 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:16:24 PM »

What's happening? I'm scared.

Mike · « **Reply #2 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:17:08 PM »

I think the board has a football team that plays other boards.

Dave · « **Reply #3 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:18:15 PM »

Quote from: ElDiablo on Friday 19 June 2009, 07:16:24 PM

What's happening? I'm scared.

Neil · « **Reply #4 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:20:57 PM »

Quote from: ElDiablo on Friday 19 June 2009, 07:16:24 PM

What's happening? I'm scared.

They're here. They're coming for you.

Ashley17 · « **Reply #5 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:21:00 PM »

Waiting for someone to edit FM in order to line a team up and set out the team instructions.

Dave · « **Reply #6 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:21:47 PM »

Quite impressed how quickly you lot have picked this board up actually. I was expecting it to go unnoticed for a while.

Ste · « **Reply #7 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:23:50 PM »

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Newcastle Online Football Club are preparing a sensational bid to lure Red Team superstar Stephen927 to Little Benton.

A deal was revealed last night by a source close to the manager that a sum in the region of £16m had been accepted by the Red Team, and the only stumbling block is the youngster's wage demands, thought to be in the region of £25k a week.

More to follow...

SEMTEX · « **Reply #8 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:23:55 PM »

w t f

Dave · « **Reply #9 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:24:39 PM »

Quote from: dan b on Friday 19 June 2009, 07:23:55 PM

w t f

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,62578.0.html

Mike · « **Reply #10 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:26:21 PM »

Quote from: Duff11 on Friday 19 June 2009, 07:21:00 PM

Waiting for someone to edit FM in order to line a team up and set out the team instructions.

Depends on the manager, I suppose. If it's Rich, everyone is f***ed. Those FM posts are novellas.

Dave · « **Reply #11 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:35:09 PM »

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,62797.0.html

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Newcastle-Online have moved swiftly to deny media reports claiming Stephen927 is on the verge of a move to the fledgling internet football club.

"Stephen927 can f*** right off tbh, we've not even written the FAQ yet." said a spokesman.

There had been suggestions a £16m transfer had been agreed with minnows Red Team, who are without a point from their two games so far.

Pilko · « **Reply #12 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:38:26 PM »

I'm afraid we play on Saturdays and not on Sundaes.

Dave · « **Reply #13 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:38:40 PM »

Quote from: Pilko on Friday 19 June 2009, 07:38:26 PM

I'm afraid we play on Saturdays and not on Sundaes.

Ste · « **Reply #14 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 07:55:29 PM »

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Stephen927 denies link to NOFC

Stephen927 has quickly moved to quash rumours that he is on the verge of a move to newly formed NOFC.

The no nonsense defender today claimed: "I have heard nothing regarding a move away from the Red Team. I will sit down with my agent over the next few days and discuss things in full, but as of now, I can assure Red Team fans I have heard nothing regarding a move."

The report came following news that Kezman had sealed his move from the Red Team, and that Stephen927 was furious at the Red Teams lack of ambition.

We caught up with Stephen927's former manager Joe Kinnear who had this to say:

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Pilko · « **Reply #15 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 08:07:29 PM »

When we get our first game organized I promise I'll do some FM screenies.

GG · « **Reply #16 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 08:14:49 PM »

I believe convention dictates that this will be your name.

Dave · « **Reply #17 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 08:16:20 PM »

http://www.freewebs.com/ifastats/0809table.htm

Plenty of nicknames and forum names on there. Also, I'm not sure of the legality issue regarding using the club's name.

Decky · « **Reply #18 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 08:17:34 PM »

NOIFC?

Ste · « **Reply #19 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 08:18:34 PM »

Martin Jol has just PM'd me. Apparently, the club interested in obtaining Stephen927's signature is Tottenham Hotspur.

Dave · « **Reply #20 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 08:19:41 PM »

Quote from: Derek on Friday 19 June 2009, 08:17:34 PM

NOIFC?

I suggested that. Blame Pilko.

Neil · « **Reply #21 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 08:20:37 PM »

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If you're a defender; do better.

Those were the STINGING words last night of veteran commentator ANDY GRAY, who slammed Stephen927's ludicrous wage demands, as a move to NOFC remained in the balance.

"The word is - defend!", exclaimed an enraged Gray, live on air. "I can't believe the lad is demanding this sort of salary - he needs to earn his stripes first."

The GEORDIE youngster is renowned for his ice-cool defensive approach, but could see his dream move melt away in front of his eyes.

Speculation has mounted that rival club GG will hijack a move, with Martin Jol claiming that a deal is already being prepared.

"I have information from inside the club that GG will look to lure the starlet away from the North, with an extremely attractive offer."

The resident bullshitter went on, "I'm told that the wages offered will be pointlessly excessive, and have little to do with Stephen927's ability."

All concerned will be on tenterhooks as to whether the defensive SUPREMO will have his wage demands met by NOFC.

Gray concluded: "Orrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Ste · « **Reply #22 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 08:22:07 PM »

Very well done.

GG · « **Reply #23 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 08:24:09 PM »

I know the WIFC is called the WIFC. That's all I know.

Pilko · « **Reply #24 on:** Friday 19 June 2009, 08:26:08 PM »

Quote from: Dave on Friday 19 June 2009, 08:19:41 PM

Quote from: Derek on Friday 19 June 2009, 08:17:34 PM
NOIFC?

I suggested that. Blame Pilko.

We can swap back if you like, either is fine.