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f***ing get Dave off my screen ffs.
perhaps folks have seen this site, otherwise:http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Quote from: Skeletor on Sunday 21 March 2010, 09:10:33 PMBen Folds and Merton have different voices.And Merton's attempt was infinitely more funny.
Ben Folds and Merton have different voices.
They keep saying their strategy will take several years to implement, I accept this and realise that in the future we may be able to hold onto players much easier if we manage to achieve success without burning cash to get there. There's next to no point in overspending until you're in the s*** to get to Europe, only to fall out of it for several years and potentially enter relegation battles. Be frugal, spend the money wisely but at all times keep a core of good players in the side and try the utmost to create a core which is reasonably stable for three-four years.I fully expect to get slayed and slated here for being a w***** apologist and maybe I'm wrong, maybe all they care about is lining their pockets and f***ing us over but you can argue it both ways. The haters have a more aggressive way of talking about it but we'll not know who's right until MA's ownership comes to an end.
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.
If Leon Best betters a 40% goals to game ratio [over 30+ games, league and cups] in the 2011/12 season, I'll have a Liverpool avatar for 2 months, have my username changed to Stevie G and include Bill Shankly's Liverpool Reserves quote, as well as Benitez calling us a small club, as a sig.
If Villa finish above both Everton and Newcastle and I'm safe from the Leon Best bet, then I'll instead change my display name for a month to "Jenas' #1 fan", display pic to McLeish and will send brummie a personal letter of apology with £20 included for the charity of his choice.
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Yesterday morning I just couldn't jizz. I had been in all sorts of positions for an hour and a half and she had orgasmed 5 times but I was still nowhere near and she was begging me to do it. I considered faking it at one point.
Not Ben Folds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKFWYcr9esk
Quote from: Phil Mitchell on Thursday 25 March 2010, 01:54:09 AMNot Ben Folds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKFWYcr9eskSounds and talks eerily like Zach Braff
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.