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Skeletor

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17375 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 05:11:25 PM »


Does any one know what film this was from? A friend and I recognise it but we can't for the life of us remember.
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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17376 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 05:17:44 PM »
altogether elsewhere vast
herds of reindeer move across
miles and miles of golden moss
silently and very fast

f***ing get in there! What you looking at, you c***? f***ing c***!

Kaizero

  • By Public Demand
Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17378 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 05:34:01 PM »
http://www.litefm.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=421220&article=9738000#.TzUx_eXZqPw.facebook

a dad's rant about his daughter's fb rant.  wait 'til the end...

I was with him up until the end. Took it too far, speech was enough.

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17379 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 07:30:22 PM »
Those X-Factor type shows always edit to make it look as if one thing is happening when it's not.
Cowell is a abuser of young people and a prize posh c***. The f***er's body should be rotting off a gallows on the outskirts of town.

Good morning everyone.

That was American Idol, direct competition to Cowel (x-factor) but please don't get up from being an absolute misinformed spastic  :)

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17380 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 07:32:11 PM »
I love the word spastic. Makes me chuckle.

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17381 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 07:35:20 PM »
Scope

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17382 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 07:38:29 PM »
Those X-Factor type shows always edit to make it look as if one thing is happening when it's not.
Cowell is a abuser of young people and a prize posh c***. The f***er's body should be rotting off a gallows on the outskirts of town.

Good morning everyone.

That was American Idol, direct competition to Cowel (x-factor) but please don't get up from being an absolute misinformed spastic  :)

Bit unfair, like. They all try and make out they are 'cool', or that talented people are performing with their massive over production, or that they care a jot about artistry or music or the actual artist and are not just after loads of f***ing money.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17383 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 07:41:08 PM »
Those X-Factor type shows always edit to make it look as if one thing is happening when it's not.
Cowell is a abuser of young people and a prize posh c***. The f***er's body should be rotting off a gallows on the outskirts of town.

Good morning everyone.

That was American Idol, direct competition to Cowel (x-factor) but please don't get up from being an absolute misinformed spastic  :)

Bit unfair, like. They all try and make out they are 'cool', or that talented people are performing with their massive over production, or that they care a jot about artistry or music or the actual artist and are not just after loads of f***ing money.

You going for a runner up prize?

No one said anything about what you said, no one can disagree because its so far removed. I'd like to finish off with the grass is green, sky is blue. That leaves next post totally disagreeing with this btw.

 

Dave

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17384 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 07:42:53 PM »
:lol:

Someone's got the painters in.

indi

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  • Death to David Pleat.

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17386 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 08:16:23 PM »
Those X-Factor type shows always edit to make it look as if one thing is happening when it's not.
Cowell is a abuser of young people and a prize posh c***. The f***er's body should be rotting off a gallows on the outskirts of town.

Good morning everyone.

That was American Idol, direct competition to Cowel (x-factor) but please don't get up from being an absolute misinformed spastic  :)

Bit unfair, like. They all try and make out they are 'cool', or that talented people are performing with their massive over production, or that they care a jot about artistry or music or the actual artist and are not just after loads of f***ing money.

You going for a runner up prize?

No one said anything about what you said, no one can disagree because its so far removed. I'd like to finish off with the grass is green, sky is blue. That leaves next post totally disagreeing with this btw.

 
tbf kerouac does say 'type' shows and has a go at cowell as he is the acclaimed figurehead of those type of shows (in his case being paid for what is basically an hour or so long advert for his company)
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17387 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 08:19:56 PM »
Those X-Factor type shows always edit to make it look as if one thing is happening when it's not.
Cowell is a abuser of young people and a prize posh c***. The f***er's body should be rotting off a gallows on the outskirts of town.

Good morning everyone.

That was American Idol, direct competition to Cowel (x-factor) but please don't get up from being an absolute misinformed spastic  :)

Bit unfair, like. They all try and make out they are 'cool', or that talented people are performing with their massive over production, or that they care a jot about artistry or music or the actual artist and are not just after loads of f***ing money.

You going for a runner up prize?

No one said anything about what you said, no one can disagree because its so far removed. I'd like to finish off with the grass is green, sky is blue. That leaves next post totally disagreeing with this btw.

 

:lol: Oooooh.

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17388 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 08:34:49 PM »


Does any one know what film this was from? A friend and I recognise it but we can't for the life of us remember.

This is really bugging me now.
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17389 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 08:49:59 PM »

GM

  • TPFKA GeordieMessiah
Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17390 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 08:53:13 PM »
Those X-Factor type shows always edit to make it look as if one thing is happening when it's not.
Cowell is a abuser of young people and a prize posh c***. The f***er's body should be rotting off a gallows on the outskirts of town.

Good morning everyone.

What a legend. :lol:

BlueStar

  • 2006/07 Newcastle-Online Cup Winner
Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17391 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 09:01:32 PM »
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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17392 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 09:05:10 PM »
Needs to learn how to use it.
Acceptance level adequate.

Dave

  • Administrator
Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17393 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 09:06:38 PM »


 :icon_scratch:

Glad I'm not the only one who didn't get this.

The moving vertical panels are the same colour red, even though they don't always look it. Just an optical illusion.

S.S.R.

  • Photoshop King
Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17394 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 09:07:31 PM »
Yeah, was thinking that. Hair on her left side. (re cajun's post)

Fenham Mag

  • That's lush Pet
Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17395 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 09:08:20 PM »
Needs to learn how to use it.

Listen to N-O's photoshop wizard :lol:

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17396 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 09:28:35 PM »
Acceptance level adequate.

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17397 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 09:54:38 PM »
http://www.litefm.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=421220&article=9738000#.TzUx_eXZqPw.facebook

a dad's rant about his daughter's fb rant.  wait 'til the end...

I was with him up until the end. Took it too far, speech was enough.

Would feel hard done by if that was me when I was 15.
However, she definitely deserved it, and I took great pleasure in watching the whole video.
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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity
« Reply #17398 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 10:42:42 PM »

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« Reply #17399 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 10:51:08 PM »
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