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MKSC

  • Hey Ernie
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #25 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 12:36:38 AM »
Chin up mate, have a good one. Last one before you're officially old.

there's nowt wrong with being in your 30's man. It's the 40's which are really old these days.

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #26 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 01:03:54 AM »
:okay:
Quote from: Mike
Am I really coming out of this thread the biggest asshole again?
:snod:

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #27 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 01:09:17 AM »
not arsed about being old like

which is odd, since death is the scariest thing ever
ah jeez

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #28 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 01:15:17 AM »
What about being stupid and fat?

Kid Icarus

  • The dope fiend slashes gash like a nailbomb
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #29 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 01:23:56 AM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #30 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 01:27:38 AM »
Now now, Dan may be many things. Short, stupid, fat, a communist... but he is NOT a porn star.

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #31 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 01:27:42 AM »
 :lol: sake
Quote from: Mike
Am I really coming out of this thread the biggest asshole again?
:snod:

Kid Icarus

  • The dope fiend slashes gash like a nailbomb
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #32 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 01:38:44 AM »
I'm just laughing at how f***ing unnecessary it was tbh.

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #33 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 02:06:23 AM »
happy birthday dan :thup:

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #34 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 02:43:11 PM »
All the best :thup:
Please, don't hurt me.....ok, yeah, let's wrestle naked on the floor....what do you mean I'm not a man? I f***ing 18 years old......let's get our cocks out........f***ing right on....i've got a hair on my cock area. Where's your's you f***er?  I'm gonna f***ing split your f***ing skinny butt in two boy.  Ok chap, lets do some man-on-man....cum in me gob.....f***ing come on.......f***ing another deranged sunday jack daniels fuelled night.......yeah....started so well......did it? No............you deranged f***ing idiot JJ.......WHERE'S YA LASS jj? Under the floor boards chap.....get tHE coppaz.  He's been on a killin spree. No I've not.....hope the pigs are tapping into this site......i ate her.....proper cut her up......so if I were your woman and you were my man I'd never stop loving you.......

Kanji

  • PGA
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #35 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 03:00:52 PM »
Hope it turned out better for you, Dan. You're a great guy with a fantastic group of friends and people around you. Much to be thankful for brother!

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #36 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 04:07:19 PM »
:lol: No one on NO has ever been called an asshole for making a birthday thread. Once again I get to be the motherfucker setting foot on the moon.

As it should be, oh and happy birthday. :aww:

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #37 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 04:22:33 PM »
Happy birthday bro. Love you.

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #38 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 06:19:21 PM »
Thanks again, lads and lass. I am literally incapable of taking compliments in a non-awkward manner, but I shall say they are appreciated greatly.

Now lets bury this s*** and starting calling each other c***s again. Please.

xx
ah jeez

Kanji

  • PGA
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #39 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 06:38:53 PM »
Go to Dandelion and get some deviled eggs and some white ale for me you wonderful c***.

Deuce

  • Book Wanker
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #40 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 06:39:31 PM »
Thanks again, lads and lass. I am literally incapable of taking compliments in a non-awkward manner, but I shall say they are appreciated greatly.

Now lets bury this s*** and starting calling each other c***s again. Please.

xx

:thup: a humble and gracious post, Dan, you c***.

MKSC

  • Hey Ernie
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #41 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 06:44:23 PM »
Dan is a c*** though, innit.

Felipão

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Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #42 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 06:45:01 PM »
Thanks again, lads and lass. I am literally incapable of taking compliments in a non-awkward manner, but I shall say they are appreciated greatly.

Now lets bury this s*** and starting calling each other c***s again. Please.

xx

:thup: a humble and gracious post, Dan, you c***.

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thomas

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Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #43 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 06:45:08 PM »
he's a c*** with a keen sense for kitchen appliance deals.

Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #44 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 06:46:18 PM »
:sweetjesus: so many reported posts
ah jeez

Deuce

  • Book Wanker
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #45 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 06:48:23 PM »
f*** you. Love you. Mean it. Fib. Wink.

MKSC

  • Hey Ernie
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #46 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 07:12:34 PM »
:sweetjesus: so many reported posts

Wow, snitching c***.

Sifu

  • Too many smileys.
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #47 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 10:26:31 PM »
Happy belated Birthday SEMTEX :thup:

Super Duper Branko Strupar

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Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #48 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 10:27:45 PM »
In the dark you will get no light

Kid Icarus

  • The dope fiend slashes gash like a nailbomb
Re: Hey look it's Dan's birthday.
« Reply #49 on: Tuesday 22 July 2014, 10:40:59 PM »
I paid you a compliment today as well. Turns out that wasn't good enough either. f***ing sick of this.