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2sheds

Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3775 on: Friday 14 August 2009, 06:16:19 PM »
Quote from: BlueStar on Thursday 13 August 2009, 05:24:29 PM
Shares his birthday with Fidel Castro, Rod Hull and my mate Pearce.
And Jason Cook, the future of comedy.
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ObaStar

Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3776 on: Friday 14 August 2009, 10:07:17 PM »
think its actually him? I would think not but it seems like a really elaborate dumb prank to do for several months.

http://twitter.com/kevinkeegan
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Skirge

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Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3777 on: Friday 14 August 2009, 10:08:19 PM »
Quote from: ObaStar on Friday 14 August 2009, 10:07:17 PM
think its actually him? I would think not but it seems like a really elaborate dumb prank to do for several months.

http://twitter.com/kevinkeegan
:lol:
ER NO!
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Kaizero

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Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3778 on: Friday 14 August 2009, 11:43:57 PM »
Quote from: ObaStar on Friday 14 August 2009, 10:07:17 PM
think its actually him? I would think not but it seems like a really elaborate dumb prank to do for several months.

http://twitter.com/kevinkeegan

You, sir, obviously is not aware of what strange folk in the darkness of their mother's basement enjoy doing on the Internet for several months.
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LooneyToonArmy

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Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3779 on: Friday 18 September 2009, 01:21:07 PM »
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Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3780 on: Friday 18 September 2009, 01:51:56 PM »
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"We make you feel good about yourself. “Oh well,” you will say when you glance around your settled squad of players, your suited and booted chairman who drinks orange juice in the stand and your manager who has been in charge for three years. “It may all be quite sensible and a bit mid-table here, but at least we are not Newcastle.” It is nice to make people feel good about themselves." (Gabby Logan, 05/09/2008)

Greg

Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3781 on: Friday 2 October 2009, 12:35:45 AM »
He is now official representative of the Queen!

:lol:
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madras

Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3782 on: Friday 2 October 2009, 12:39:26 AM »
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

OzzieMandias

Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3783 on: Friday 2 October 2009, 12:40:56 AM »
Has it really been forever already?
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madras

Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3784 on: Friday 2 October 2009, 12:46:58 AM »
Quote from: OzzieMandias on Friday  2 October 2009, 12:40:56 AM
Has it really been forever already?
it's been forever and a day already.
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Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Interpolic

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Re: Alan Shearer contract latest: f*ck knows
« Reply #3785 on: Friday 2 October 2009, 11:52:46 AM »
Quote from: Greg on Friday  2 October 2009, 12:35:45 AM
He is now official representative of the Queen!

:lol:

Just in case anyone thought Greg was joking...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/oct/01/alan-shearer-queen-representative-northumberland

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Alan Shearer: Geordie royalty now official representative of the Queen

Former England footballer Alan Shearer, who is already considered Geordie royalty for becoming the top scorer in Newcastle United's history, is to become an official representative of the Queen. The ex- England captain has been appointed deputy lieutenant of Northumberland by the county's lord lieutenant, the Duchess of Northumberland. Shearer, 39, will stand in for the Duchess on occasions when she is unable to fulfil her role as the Queen's representative in the region. Shearer, from Darras Hall, Northumberland, said: "I look forward to assisting the Duchess of Northumberland in her official duties."
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