Author Topic: North Korea, Kim Jong Il and all that... (Read 6987 times)

DJ_NUFC · « **on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 04:35:35 PM »

The "latest" pictures of N. Korea preparing to launch missiles are in a way fuckin' welcome in my book, not because of the potential short-term violence, but because it's about time that midget did something to f*** up his own existence. The North Korean people need to wake the f*** up after how he and his father have put them to sleep since the 1950s.

The biggest cult there ever was.

SEMTEX · « **Reply #1 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 04:39:22 PM »

You'll not be saying that if they go straight for Byker Bridge.

DJ_NUFC · « **Reply #2 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 04:41:41 PM »

All well and good since I live in Canada.

SEMTEX · « **Reply #3 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 05:25:33 PM »

Quote from: DJ_NUFC on Thursday 26 March 2009, 04:41:41 PM

All well and good since I live in Canada.

Aye but you'd have nee f***er left to reply to your threads.

Syrette · « **Reply #4 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 05:40:30 PM »

Oh, herro.

Haz · « **Reply #5 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 05:46:57 PM »

"I'm so ronery, so ronery........
But nobody takes me seriasreeeee"

GG · « **Reply #6 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 06:01:04 PM »

Re-unification would be way unfair on the South. It's like the imbalance in output and lack of productivity between the productive West and unproductive East of Germany, but dwarfing that. f***.

DJ_NUFC · « **Reply #7 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 06:25:04 PM »

I haven't even thought about reunification. Honestly, in terms of babysteps, the biggest babystep needs to be taken by getting this c***'s legacy off that country. Little Brother has really tightened the screw and the Thought-Police doing such a great job that the proletariat doesn't even know they're oppressed.

pedro111 · « **Reply #8 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 06:48:51 PM »

Quote from: DJ_NUFC on Thursday 26 March 2009, 04:41:41 PM

All well and good since I live in Canada.

I was just about to make a smug comment about Toronto being more vulnerable to North Korea's missile attacks than Newcastle when I measured the respective distances from Pyongyang on Google Earth only to find that Newcastle is closer to it than Toronto is!!!

DJ_NUFC · « **Reply #9 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 07:01:07 PM »

No thank you, we have our own trigger-happy neighbours to worry about.

SEMTEX · « **Reply #10 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 07:44:44 PM »

Quote from: DJ_NUFC on Thursday 26 March 2009, 07:01:07 PM

No thank you, we have our own trigger-happy neighbours to worry about.

Aye, filthy gun toasting Penguin bastards

Tooj · « **Reply #11 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 07:48:13 PM »

Quote from: GG on Thursday 26 March 2009, 06:01:04 PM

Re-unification would be way unfair on the South. It's like the imbalance in output and lack of productivity between the productive West and unproductive East of Germany, but dwarfing that. f***.

You're far too clever for your own good.

Decky · « **Reply #12 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:39:28 PM »

Quote from: Tooj on Thursday 26 March 2009, 07:48:13 PM

Quote from: GG on Thursday 26 March 2009, 06:01:04 PM
Re-unification would be way unfair on the South. It's like the imbalance in output and lack of productivity between the productive West and unproductive East of Germany, but dwarfing that. f***.

You're far too clever for your own good.

I fear he isnt enjoying his youth enough Jonny

DJ_NUFC · « **Reply #13 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:46:28 PM »

We should all take him to a Gentleman's Club. Like blondes with big tits, Morning Glory?

GG · « **Reply #14 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:50:45 PM »

Quote from: DJ_NUFC on Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:46:28 PM

We should all take him to a Gentleman's Club. Like blondes with big tits, Morning Glory?

Why, has Gejon dyed his hair?

Decky · « **Reply #15 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:52:53 PM »

He needs to go to a brothel that allows shittin, trust me.

pedro111 · « **Reply #16 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:54:11 PM »

Quote from: Kryten on Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:52:53 PM

He needs to go to a brothel that allows shittin, trust me.

Get out.

GG · « **Reply #17 on:** Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:55:30 PM »

Quote from: Kryten on Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:52:53 PM

He needs to go to a brothel that allows shittin, trust me.

And uses coleslaw as lube.

Gorilla · « **Reply #18 on:** Friday 27 March 2009, 11:38:47 AM »

They'd never be able to hit anywhere then Uk their missiles only have a range of 5000 Miles plus we are covered by a missile shield, parts of the US (Covered by missile shields) , eastern europe(Wonder if those russian bastards will shut the f*** up about that missile shield in the Czech Republic now), Asia and Oceania are all viable targets though.

Mowen · « **Reply #19 on:** Friday 27 March 2009, 11:42:59 AM »

Quote from: DJ_NUFC on Thursday 26 March 2009, 04:35:35 PM

The "latest" pictures of N. Korea preparing to launch missiles are in a way fuckin' welcome in my book, not because of the potential short-term violence, but because it's about time that midget did something to f*** up his own existence. The North Korean people need to wake the f*** up after how he and his father have put them to sleep since the 1950s.

The biggest cult there ever was.

Absolute mentalist of a place.

Disco · « **Reply #20 on:** Friday 27 March 2009, 11:45:18 AM »

I'm absolutely facinated by North Korea, would love to go before it all changes which it undoubtadly will before too long. So different from here its unbelievable almost.

Rob W · « **Reply #21 on:** Friday 27 March 2009, 01:21:16 PM »

I was talking to a guy from the South two weeks ago

he reckoned that there are two possibilities

1. Things get so bad there is a revoltion and a lot of bloodshed

2. the South "buys" the North in a "velvet revolution" as in Jormany

Either way he reckoned the North is so poor it will take decades of work and pain on both sides before it's one country again

themanupstairs · « **Reply #22 on:** Friday 27 March 2009, 01:33:39 PM »

Quote from: GG on Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:55:30 PM

Quote from: Kryten on Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:52:53 PM
He needs to go to a brothel that allows shittin, trust me.

And uses coleslaw as lube.

Never in my life did I ever think I'd read a thread that contained Kim Jong Il and coleslaw lube. Such thought provoking food for the seoul.

spizz energi · « **Reply #23 on:** Friday 27 March 2009, 02:00:39 PM »

Fascinating place. If you use Google Earth there's some great pointers for NK to be found here -

http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=165426&page=all

Decky · « **Reply #24 on:** Friday 27 March 2009, 02:01:47 PM »

Surprised NK allowed Google to show the country