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Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 08:54:12 PM »
After the idea of the much talked up football match due in January, would members be up for a general p*ss up?
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 08:54:51 PM »
Nah.
Acceptance level adequate.

midds

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 08:56:14 PM »
Meet people from the internet?  ???

That's gay.
The club comes first.

Dave

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 08:57:01 PM »
Meet people from the internet?  ???

That's gay.

:lol:

'Are you the Newcastle-Online guys?'

LucaAltieri

Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 08:57:32 PM »
Meet people from the internet?  ???

That's gay.

You don't HAVE to shag them. That's purely optional.

midds

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 08:58:08 PM »
Meet people from the internet?  ???

That's gay.

:lol:

'Are you the Newcastle-Online guys?'

 :lol:

Camp as Christmas.
The club comes first.

Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 08:58:23 PM »
Meet people from the internet?  ???

That's gay.

You don't HAVE to shag them. That's purely optional.
he's the type that would
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 09:01:44 PM »
There's absolutely nothing I can think of which would be any less appealing than meet up with people off the internet. :nope:

Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 09:02:38 PM »
There's absolutely nothing I can think of which would be any less appealing than meet up with people off the internet. :nope:
i tried it once.................................din't like it. they smelled,wore silly hats and were generally short.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 09:05:47 PM »
"Are you Madras and GM?"

Couldn't see it myself like, just a suggestion though. Come to think of it, never met anyone of the internet today.
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

Heneage

Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 09:16:32 PM »
There's absolutely nothing I can think of which would be any less appealing than meet up with people off the internet. :nope:
I gather you aren't married then.

GM

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 09:31:00 PM »
Give it time. She's working on it... ;)

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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 09:32:14 PM »
Nothing sadder than making 'real life' friends on the internet, and actually meeting them and hanging out. If you do that then you're clearly not very good at making friends in the 'real world'.

Dave

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #13 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 09:34:17 PM »
Nothing sadder than making 'real life' friends on the internet, and actually meeting them and hanging out. If you do that then you're clearly not very good at making friends in the 'real world'.

How does that work then?

GM

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #14 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 09:34:59 PM »
Chomp. :lol:

Dave

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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 09:35:25 PM »
Bugger. :lol:

Kaizero

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #16 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 10:13:55 PM »
I'm in if we wear name tags  :rolleyes:

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 10:51:24 PM »
Nothing sadder than making 'real life' friends on the internet, and actually meeting them and hanging out. If you do that then you're clearly not very good at making friends in the 'real world'.

Someone I know met someone off a forum and ended up moving in with them. Sad c***s.
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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #18 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 10:52:13 PM »
Nothing sadder than making 'real life' friends on the internet, and actually meeting them and hanging out. If you do that then you're clearly not very good at making friends in the 'real world'.

Someone I know met someone off a forum and ended up moving in with them. Sad c***s.

That's the least of your worries. Wait til he gets you pregnant!
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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #19 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 10:52:57 PM »
Was RM not just jesting??
Nar.

Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #20 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 10:53:09 PM »
Nothing sadder than making 'real life' friends on the internet, and actually meeting them and hanging out. If you do that then you're clearly not very good at making friends in the 'real world'.

Someone I know met someone off a forum and ended up moving in with them. Sad c***s.

That's the least of your worries. Wait til he gets you pregnant!
wullie....accept defeat. shes nailed ya.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Wullie

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #21 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 10:54:12 PM »
Nothing sadder than making 'real life' friends on the internet, and actually meeting them and hanging out. If you do that then you're clearly not very good at making friends in the 'real world'.

Someone I know met someone off a forum and ended up moving in with them. Sad c***s.

That's the least of your worries. Wait til he gets you pregnant!
wullie....accept defeat. shes nailed ya.

Her and Tooj both.  :no:
Jeff's Garage - Cheaper than some other garages.

GM

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #22 on: Tuesday 16 December 2008, 10:58:13 PM »
Nothing sadder than making 'real life' friends on the internet, and actually meeting them and hanging out. If you do that then you're clearly not very good at making friends in the 'real world'.

Someone I know met someone off a forum and ended up moving in with them. Sad c***s.

That's the least of your worries. Wait til he gets you pregnant!
wullie....accept defeat. shes nailed ya.

Her and Tooj both.  :no:

At least get him to use some Vaseline, Wullie lad. :sadnod:

Heneage

Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #23 on: Wednesday 17 December 2008, 02:06:08 AM »
Nothing sadder than making 'real life' friends on the internet, and actually meeting them and hanging out. If you do that then you're clearly not very good at making friends in the 'real world'.

Someone I know met someone off a forum and ended up moving in with them. Sad c***s.

That's the least of your worries. Wait til he gets you pregnant!

Did you just wake up one morning to "I've got a surprise for you..."

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Re: Newcastle-Online p*ss Up
« Reply #24 on: Wednesday 17 December 2008, 03:11:29 AM »
Was RM not just jesting??

Course I was. I struggle to think of things that I have not done with people I originally met on the internet.