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LesPaul

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #850 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 01:16:17 PM »
What a tit.

Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #851 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 01:22:08 PM »
Dion Dublin according to someone on twatter thinks we'll finish 4th. :)

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« Reply #852 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 01:23:23 PM »
Lawro  :facepalm:

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #853 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 01:26:43 PM »
Our league position and form brings out the best of many pundits, same thing in Sweden. All the biases come to the fore and people just make themselves look stupid. A bonus.

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #854 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 02:47:52 PM »
Lawro writing in the mirror



Alan Pardew will not finish in the top six, let alone in the Champions League places.

Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool have all been tripping over themselves, while Newcastle have been riding the crest of a wave.

Pardew deserves great credit for getting Newcastle into the position they are now and it has been a terrific season for them – especially having started the campaign with so many doubts.

The Magpies have a great spirit, Pardew has built on that and got them playing the right way; they’re competitive and very good when they have and haven’t got the ball.


Demba Ba has been the signing of the season, scoring goals, coming in on a free and is strong, powerful and a brilliant deal.

Papiss Cisse has been brought in to strengthen the forward line and he and Ba are reforming their ­international partnership for Senegal at club level.

Yohan Cabaye is also a great discovery, tapping into the superb scouting knowledge of Graham Carr, who has been invaluable to the club. Fabricio Coloccini also looks excellent and has been transformed by Pardew.

They have also ridden their luck on occasion. The game at QPR springs to mind and Newcastle were also fortunate at Ewood Park in midweek, as Blackburn should have got at least a point. But as Newcastle move up the league and expectations build, the challenge gets tougher.

They are now a scalp; teams will go to St James’ Park to shut up shop and stop them playing. That will mean Newcastle have to improve and find a way past teams who try to stop them.

The other thing with the Premier League is that it all changes so quickly. Chelsea have extra quality and, even though they are not playing well, they can come back.

Arsenal will also push hard for fourth while Liverpool have put themselves back in the mix.

In among that competition, Toon will find it increasingly hard and it is a huge challenge for Pardew.

But it’s hard to see Newcastle making the top six in that company, although we should not deride the job that Pardew has done.

However, the former West Ham manager now faces an even harder job going forward. He has done so well that Mike Ashley will expect more miracles on a shoestring. Will Pardew get more money next season to carry on the brilliant job he has started?

Newcastle have been a breath of fresh air for the Premier League, but the challenge begins here.

We are into the business end of the season and they will have their work cut out to stay in the mix.

Pardew has proved himself and proved a point to really come back and dispel any doubts about his managerial ability.

After disappointments at Charlton and Southampton in a colourful managerial career, Newcastle have been the club where he has showed that he’s a top-class Premier League boss.

Pardew showed brilliant signs at West Ham but has gone from strength to strength at Newcastle – even if, eventually, they may fall just short this season.

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Andy Carroll is looking a decent player again because he has games and match fitness under his belt.

It’s good to see Carroll coming back into form and now gives Liverpool a much-needed dilemma as Luis Suarez returns.



Okay Mark, I get ya.

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #855 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:42:57 AM »
What's his prediction for today?
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Interpolic

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #856 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:49:11 AM »
What's his prediction for today?

For Newcastle - Villa?  Wolves.
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beatty

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #857 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 12:57:41 PM »


Expert :lol:

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #858 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 12:59:03 PM »
Tbf he looks like he's laughing at the concept of him being an expert there, clearly has some humility about him.
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« Reply #859 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 01:04:26 PM »

beatty

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« Reply #860 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 04:51:27 PM »
he got it right :o

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« Reply #861 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 04:53:18 PM »
Even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in a while.
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« Reply #862 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 10:39:22 AM »
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Tottenham v Newcastle (1730 GMT)
Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp will be in a bubbly mood. He walked free from court this week after being found not guilty of tax evasion and he is being talked about as the next England manager after Fabio Capello's resignation.

Will speculation about losing Redknapp put Tottenham off their stride? No. They have got some outstanding players, who will just keep going between now and the rest of the season. They would have done that anyway, but they might even put extra effort in now in order to try to persuade their manager to stay.

As I've said, I dont see a reason why Redknapp couldn't do both jobs, though. Being England manager is not a full-time occupation as far as I'm concerned.

This should be a cracking game because, with their front line, Newcastle are a test for any team. Demba Ba is back and Papiss Demba Cisse marked his Premier League debut with that wonder goal against Aston Villa.

The Magpies are still missing a few players of course, and it will be interesting to see how many chances they manage to fashion here.

But it is obvious there is belief and spirit in their squad and they are extremely well coached. I look at teams when they don't have the ball and when they are under pressure to see how they are set up, and Newcastle's organisation is exceptional.

Prediction: 2-0


Looking good, lads.. :shifty:

Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #863 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 11:02:04 AM »
Football expert my f***ing arse, how the f*** does this man continue to make a wage from this....

w*****.

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #864 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 11:05:21 AM »
Loud noises
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« Reply #865 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 12:42:08 PM »
Has he ever went a week without mentioning Demba Ba?  :laugh:

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« Reply #866 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 12:42:59 PM »
Mentions our top quality attacking line-up then indicates that we won't score. :lol:
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« Reply #867 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 12:47:16 PM »
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Tottenham v Newcastle
PAUL PREDICTS: 4-0

It wouldn't surprise me if Tottenham won this game 5-0, but Newcastle also have the belief and ability to come out of this with a draw. Newcastle could have been hammered at Blackburn and if they play like that at White Hart Lane they could get ripped apart - and I think Tottenham will hit top form, especially after the week Harry Redknapp's had. I don't want to take anything away from the amazing season Newcastle have had, though.

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #868 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 12:48:30 PM »
I won't laugh at Merson, as its not right to laugh at Alcoholics.
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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #869 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 12:49:17 PM »
:lol: f***ing hell. Spurs could win 5-0, but Toon could get a draw. So, I'm going to go down the middle and say 4-0. :lol: f***ing cretin.

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« Reply #870 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 12:49:43 PM »
'It wouldn't surprise me if Tottenham won this game 5-0, but Newcastle also have the belief and ability to come out of this with a draw.'

Prediction: 4-0.

:lol:

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #871 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 12:50:08 PM »
:lol: f***ing hell. Spurs could win 5-0, but Toon could get a draw. So, I'm going to go down the middle and say 4-0. :lol: f***ing cretin.

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Re: LOL at Lolro
« Reply #872 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 12:52:34 PM »
4-0 for f*** sake :lol:

"It wouldn't surprise me if Tottenham won this game 5-0"

How many times have Spurs won by 4-5 goals this season like? Once against 9 man Liverpool? :lol:

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« Reply #873 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 12:53:40 PM »
4-0 for f*** sake :lol:

"It wouldn't surprise me if Tottenham won this game 5-0"

How many times have Spurs won by 4-5 goals this season like? Once against 9 man Liverpool? :lol:

Well, our first choice XI is on a level of a depleted, 9 man Liverpool tbf. [/Lolro]

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« Reply #874 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 12:54:49 PM »
'It wouldn't surprise me if Tottenham won this game 5-0, but Newcastle also have the belief and ability to come out of this with a draw.'

Prediction: 4-0.

:lol:

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