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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #50 on: Friday 22 May 2009, 10:46:13 AM »
:lol:

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #51 on: Thursday 20 August 2009, 07:00:10 PM »
"Hey, you're gonna build Beansie a ramp!"

"You should build him a ramp on his house."

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #52 on: Thursday 20 August 2009, 07:04:38 PM »
Does Lawrenson live in a world of advanced binary, where only 0, 1 and 2 are used?
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #53 on: Thursday 20 August 2009, 07:20:25 PM »
Does Lawrenson live in a world of advanced binary, where only 0, 1 and 2 are used?

He's hedging his bets.  Most games end with 2-3 goals and it's pretty difficult to predict a high scoring game.
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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #54 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 01:30:51 AM »
    He is back.....    I fkn hate him

MONDAY

Manchester United v Newcastle (2000 BST)
Man Utd v Newcastle

Manchester United always respond strongly after failing to win the league and they will be determined to win the Premier League title back.

They look like they have a nice mix in their squad and when you consider that they lost the league by one point last season despite missing a large chunk of their defence for a lengthy period, then I think Sir Alex Ferguson's side are the team to beat this campaign.

I expect a tough season for Newcastle following their promotion from the Championship.

It will be interesting to see how many points they pick up away from home and, indeed, how much of the ball they have at Old Trafford on Monday.

Prediction: 2-0

Neil

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #55 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 01:32:19 AM »
Don't mind him. And I agree with him with this prediction.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #56 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 01:33:27 AM »
Twunt.

QBG

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #57 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 01:34:16 AM »
To be fair I'd take 2-0 :lol:

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #58 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 01:49:07 AM »
    He is back.....    I fkn hate him

MONDAY

Manchester United v Newcastle (2000 BST)
Man Utd v Newcastle

Manchester United always respond strongly after failing to win the league and they will be determined to win the Premier League title back.

They look like they have a nice mix in their squad and when you consider that they lost the league by one point last season despite missing a large chunk of their defence for a lengthy period, then I think Sir Alex Ferguson's side are the team to beat this campaign.

I expect a tough season for Newcastle following their promotion from the Championship.

It will be interesting to see how many points they pick up away from home and, indeed, how much of the ball they have at Old Trafford on Monday.

Prediction: 2-0
since by my logic him predicting a result for us is a bad thing im taking this as a positive sign,
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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #59 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 03:25:24 AM »
Yeah,, what a t*** he is. Accurately predicting that we'll hardly have the ball and lose.  :rolleyes:

His prediction of 2-0 is being kind.



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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #60 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 09:36:57 AM »
Does Lawrenson live in a world of advanced binary, where only 0, 1 and 2 are used?

I've always wanted to write a computer program that could beat Lawro, just by always going for the home team or the top 4 team by 1 or 2 goals. I think it would have a good chance.

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #61 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 09:47:25 AM »
Players come and go, managers come and go, chairman come and go, and even stadiums come and go. But we, the fans, are always here and always will be. We are the lifeblood of this club and our ownership is in our hearts. Nobody can take that away from us!

Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #62 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 09:54:52 AM »
To be fair I'd take 2-0 :lol:


Aye, 2-0's pretty respectable isn't it?

Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #63 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 01:04:47 PM »
Yeah,, what a t*** he is. Accurately predicting that we'll hardly have the ball and lose.  :rolleyes:

His prediction of 2-0 is being kind.

You think people are calling him a t*** for that prediction? ??? :nope:
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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #64 on: Friday 13 August 2010, 01:09:50 PM »
Yeah,, what a t*** he is. Accurately predicting that we'll hardly have the ball and lose.  :rolleyes:

His prediction of 2-0 is being kind.

You think people are calling him a t*** for that prediction? ??? :nope:

That depends whether you consider Ethigeordie a person or not.



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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #65 on: Saturday 14 August 2010, 01:47:44 AM »
ManUre are usually slow starters so we shouldn't get absolutely twatted. Two or three nil I suppose.
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EthiGeordie

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #66 on: Thursday 26 August 2010, 11:46:10 PM »
Wolves v Newcastle
Wolves v Newcastle

Newcastle's 6-0 win against Aston Villa was absolutely amazing, I have no idea where that came from. It was a great way to mark their first home game since returning to the top flight. I know they've played only one game but already you'd back the Magpies to take more points at home than the likes of Wigan, West Brom and Blackpool.

But this week they face Wolves and it is clear that Mick McCarthy's men are starting to look like a Premier League team, which is the highest compliment for a club looking to establish themselves in the top tier. They dug in last week at Everton, riding their luck in the first half before coming from behind to take a point. They're a good side at home and I think they'll edge it.

Prediction: 2-1

This Skunk thinks we lose on Saturday...

jdckelly

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #67 on: Thursday 26 August 2010, 11:47:30 PM »
Wolves v Newcastle
Wolves v Newcastle

Newcastle's 6-0 win against Aston Villa was absolutely amazing, I have no idea where that came from. It was a great way to mark their first home game since returning to the top flight. I know they've played only one game but already you'd back the Magpies to take more points at home than the likes of Wigan, West Brom and Blackpool.

But this week they face Wolves and it is clear that Mick McCarthy's men are starting to look like a Premier League team, which is the highest compliment for a club looking to establish themselves in the top tier. They dug in last week at Everton, riding their luck in the first half before coming from behind to take a point. They're a good side at home and I think they'll edge it.

Prediction: 2-1

This Skunk thinks we lose on Saturday...
that actually makes me feel much better, always get a bad feeling when he predicts victory for us
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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #68 on: Thursday 26 August 2010, 11:48:03 PM »
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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #69 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:32:30 AM »
I don't think that's a bad call tbh, we historically have struggled at Wolves, they've looked good early season, I would take a draw in a hearbeat from this one.

Neil

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #70 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 02:15:27 AM »
It's as though he fairly consistently makes sensible predictions.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #71 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 02:19:20 AM »
What did he predict for us last week?

Neil

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #72 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 02:19:53 AM »
What did he predict for us last week?

2-1 win IIRC.

Wildly inaccurate, he's s***.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #73 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 02:40:41 AM »
Wolves v Newcastle
Wolves v Newcastle

Newcastle's 6-0 win against Aston Villa was absolutely amazing, I have no idea where that came from. It was a great way to mark their first home game since returning to the top flight. I know they've played only one game but already you'd back the Magpies to take more points at home than the likes of Wigan, West Brom and Blackpool.

But this week they face Wolves and it is clear that Mick McCarthy's men are starting to look like a Premier League team, which is the highest compliment for a club looking to establish themselves in the top tier. They dug in last week at Everton, riding their luck in the first half before coming from behind to take a point. They're a good side at home and I think they'll edge it.

Prediction: 2-1

This Skunk thinks we lose on Saturday...

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #74 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 02:43:19 AM »
Wolves v Newcastle
Wolves v Newcastle

Newcastle's 6-0 win against Aston Villa was absolutely amazing, I have no idea where that came from. It was a great way to mark their first home game since returning to the top flight. I know they've played only one game but already you'd back the Magpies to take more points at home than the likes of Wigan, West Brom and Blackpool.

But this week they face Wolves and it is clear that Mick McCarthy's men are starting to look like a Premier League team, which is the highest compliment for a club looking to establish themselves in the top tier. They dug in last week at Everton, riding their luck in the first half before coming from behind to take a point. They're a good side at home and I think they'll edge it.

Prediction: 2-1

This Skunk thinks we lose on Saturday...

This skunk :lol:

Best insult ever. :lol: I'm nicking that.