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Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.
I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.
Don't know, something in Korean.
f***ing get Dave off my screen ffs.
I'm starting to think maybe there's hot girls everywhere.
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.
Quote from: Keefaz on Saturday 1 October 2011, 09:00:55 AMI'm starting to think maybe there's hot girls everywhere. Keefaz, I'm a nursing student in Ohio, so surrounded by nursing students in their early 20s. There really are hot girls everywhere.I used to work in Glasgow, and went down to London once with some workmates. One of them had, I think, never been to London before and basically just walked around growling. He literally could not cope with the level of fanny.
Quote from: leffe186 on Saturday 1 October 2011, 02:04:43 PMQuote from: Keefaz on Saturday 1 October 2011, 09:00:55 AMI'm starting to think maybe there's hot girls everywhere. Keefaz, I'm a nursing student in Ohio, so surrounded by nursing students in their early 20s. There really are hot girls everywhere.I used to work in Glasgow, and went down to London once with some workmates. One of them had, I think, never been to London before and basically just walked around growling. He literally could not cope with the level of fanny.You live in Ohio?!What's the point in hot girls if they can't get shitfaced on cheap spirits and do things they're gonna regret? Though... if it's forbidden underground s***... that could be even more awesome. Hmmmm, lots to think about.
Holy s***. Couple of French lassies ahead of me at Asda just now. Hot pants, the finest asses I've seen in a God damn while.
The sad thing is that all that was in my head was 'f*** sake, forgot my phone, needed to get the Sunshine Fanny thread started f***ing right'.
I love my lunch break in Melbourne. I currently live in a hostel, and the amount of gash coming in is getting a bit too much for me. Think I need to move out.