because I work with a bunch of blurkes, on a barren wasteland industrial estate in the middle of the Nevada Desert, the only fanny I ever see, looks back through the mirror when I'm washing my hands!
Voice of Alan Deddicoat:
(What LBW did here, was create the illusion he actually SEES fanny, of the 'tits oot' variety. However, his juxtaposition of the text was an attempt to inform the reader, that it is HE who is the fanny. Other refrences may include tit, dick, arse, bellend, Spencer, and waste of oxygen)