That looks s****.
Even if you were a Star Wars geek, why would you want
that? Surely, you'd probably rather just go and play with yourself whilst watching the DVD trilogy on a loop?
I mean...not that I'm in to that sort of thing myself...because I'm not...but it would probably seem like quite the preferable option for your full-on Star Wars geek fan.
I. Would. Imagine.

Ahem.