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Quote from: Kezman on Sunday 21 March 2010, 03:25:12 AMQuote from: Phil Mitchell on Sunday 21 March 2010, 03:20:52 AMQuote from: Kezman on Sunday 21 March 2010, 03:15:56 AMSeriously the bouncers of Durham need to up their game. I spoke to three girls tonight all 16. I also got started on by a lad because I was wearing a hat and wasn't the guy he thought I was...It still baffles me why lads want to end a nightout with a fight, we were literally 5 yards from a Police Officer and he was offering to knock my head off. He was clearly 4 inches and 6 stone less than me but still thought my face deserved re-arranging. It's moments like this that I really get put off going out in town.Depends where you go I suppose but I've never once had any trouble at all. I've been called gay once, that was about it but then he shook my hand because I took it well. Why were you wearing a hat anyway? It was just one of those sloppy beanie hat things, I just popped it on as it was cold. I don't mind being called gay, I'll have banter with anyone, but it's these lads who clearly couldn't beat eggs saying "let's go then you c***." It's not worth spending a night in the cells for which I tried to explain to this Topman wearing stick insect. I also said I'd marry a girl who turned out to be 15. And as for the hat, I got told to take off in every club we went too. Was this after you reminded her, and the entire room, that you had a girlfriend about 12 times?
Quote from: Phil Mitchell on Sunday 21 March 2010, 03:20:52 AMQuote from: Kezman on Sunday 21 March 2010, 03:15:56 AMSeriously the bouncers of Durham need to up their game. I spoke to three girls tonight all 16. I also got started on by a lad because I was wearing a hat and wasn't the guy he thought I was...It still baffles me why lads want to end a nightout with a fight, we were literally 5 yards from a Police Officer and he was offering to knock my head off. He was clearly 4 inches and 6 stone less than me but still thought my face deserved re-arranging. It's moments like this that I really get put off going out in town.Depends where you go I suppose but I've never once had any trouble at all. I've been called gay once, that was about it but then he shook my hand because I took it well. Why were you wearing a hat anyway? It was just one of those sloppy beanie hat things, I just popped it on as it was cold. I don't mind being called gay, I'll have banter with anyone, but it's these lads who clearly couldn't beat eggs saying "let's go then you c***." It's not worth spending a night in the cells for which I tried to explain to this Topman wearing stick insect. I also said I'd marry a girl who turned out to be 15. And as for the hat, I got told to take off in every club we went too.
Quote from: Kezman on Sunday 21 March 2010, 03:15:56 AMSeriously the bouncers of Durham need to up their game. I spoke to three girls tonight all 16. I also got started on by a lad because I was wearing a hat and wasn't the guy he thought I was...It still baffles me why lads want to end a nightout with a fight, we were literally 5 yards from a Police Officer and he was offering to knock my head off. He was clearly 4 inches and 6 stone less than me but still thought my face deserved re-arranging. It's moments like this that I really get put off going out in town.Depends where you go I suppose but I've never once had any trouble at all. I've been called gay once, that was about it but then he shook my hand because I took it well. Why were you wearing a hat anyway?
Seriously the bouncers of Durham need to up their game. I spoke to three girls tonight all 16. I also got started on by a lad because I was wearing a hat and wasn't the guy he thought I was...It still baffles me why lads want to end a nightout with a fight, we were literally 5 yards from a Police Officer and he was offering to knock my head off. He was clearly 4 inches and 6 stone less than me but still thought my face deserved re-arranging. It's moments like this that I really get put off going out in town.
Quote from: Kezman on Sunday 21 March 2010, 03:15:56 AMSeriously the bouncers of Durham need to up their game. I spoke to three girls tonight all 16. I also got started on by a lad because I was wearing a hat and wasn't the guy he thought I was...It still baffles me why lads want to end a nightout with a fight, we were literally 5 yards from a Police Officer and he was offering to knock my head off. He was clearly 4 inches and 6 stone less than me but still thought my face deserved re-arranging. It's moments like this that I really get put off going out in town.Makes you wonder why 20-stone blokes go round starting fights.
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.
I never used to get the whole 'OMG IT'S FRIDAY!!!11' thing but I've never been more delighted to see the end of a week. And I just remember I'm away with work this weekend
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.
I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.
Confused and bewildered. I'm moving to Japan on Saturday for a year, on my own. I've planned it since August and only now have I thought to myself 'What the f*** are you doing!?!?!'
Hold on, is Kid Icarus the same person as "fire to works"?
Quote from: Kid Icarus on Monday 22 March 2010, 01:32:22 AMConfused and bewildered. I'm moving to Japan on Saturday for a year, on my own. I've planned it since August and only now have I thought to myself 'What the f*** are you doing!?!?!'Good luck with that, man. It is rough leaving home and spending extended time in another country, but the experience will leave you a better and more well rounded person. I hope you have a brilliant year.
Quote from: Kid Icarus on Monday 22 March 2010, 01:32:22 AMConfused and bewildered. I'm moving to Japan on Saturday for a year, on my own. I've planned it since August and only now have I thought to myself 'What the f*** are you doing!?!?!'Blimey. Work-related? Or just a "f*** it, why not?" moment?
f***ing get Dave off my screen ffs.
Have fun, man! How is your Jap?
[Interpolic has] a semblance of intellect.
Quote from: Keefaz on Monday 22 March 2010, 01:46:13 AMHave fun, man! How is your Jap?Cheers everyone.Keefaz, my Japanese is what the Japanese would call 'learry lubbish'Nah, I think I can get by. I know how to ask for things, and tell people why i like things, just so long as its because they're either delicious, or interesting. Surely that's all I'll need.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.