Topic: defo hung like a wizards sleeve

[AfroP]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5768852.html

LITTLE ROCK, ARK. — Mother's Day draws a crowd in the home of an Arkansas woman — she is pregnant with her 18th child.

Michelle Duggar, 41, said she is six weeks along and that everything is going well.

This weekend, Duggar will join her husband and their 17 children to celebrate Mother's Day with brunch at a hotel in downtown Little Rock. Their youngest child, Jennifer, is 9 months old. Their oldest, Josh, is 20.

The Duggar children include 10 boys and seven girls. Within the group are two sets of twins.

"We've had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us," Michelle Duggar said, laughing.

The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.

Lots of show and tell
Jim Bob Duggar, a former member of the Arkansas Legislature and an unsuccessful U.S. Senate candidate, has not been specific when asked how he supports such a big family. But he said he was guided by a seminar about 20 years ago — a system he still advocates — that blends finance and religion.

The family has become well-known through news coverage of new births and with programs about them on Discovery Health, which is filming the family again.

The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or "jurisdictions" — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.

"The girls swapped jurisdictions, changing tires, working in the garages, mowing the grass," she said. "The boys got to cook supper from start to finish, clean the bathrooms," among other chores.

Michelle Duggar, who has been pregnant for 11 years of her life, said she and her husband will continue to have children as long as God wills it.

The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2.

[Tooj]

Just got a horrible mental image of this great big gaping fanny with bits hanging off everywhere.

[alex]

Like a welly top.

[Tooj]

Clowns pocket etc

[BlueStar]

Was reading about this earlier.  She claims it's "God's will" for her to have this many children and a natural thing, but it's clearly not.  She's weaning the brats at 6 months so she can get pregnant again straight away and she keeps having to have surgery to make sure the birth works and the kid ends up in the right position because she's obviously got a fanny like attenborough's passport which is no longer fit for purpose.

[Newcastle Fan]

Home schooled aswell, f***ing hell..

More of  them idiots..

[M4]

Was reading about this earlier.  She claims it's "God's will" for her to have this many children and a natural thing, but it's clearly not.  She's weaning the brats at 6 months so she can get pregnant again straight away and she keeps having to have surgery to make sure the birth works and the kid ends up in the right position because she's obviously got a fanny like attenborough's passport which is no longer fit for purpose.

Another one only noticing when it hits, turning a blind eye to any sign proof of the contrary.

[catmag]

I don't care what anyone says, there is absolutely no way any parent can give that many kids what they need either financially, emotionally or practically. Whilst I respect any woman's right to have children, it's selfish to have that many for their own satisfaction.

[Syrette]

The father must be pretty tired and worn out (literally) too.

[Tooj]

The father must be pretty tired and worn out (literally) too.

I doubt it like. He's probably getting less than RobW!

[BlueStar]

A guy called Jim Bob from Arkansas with 17 homeschooled kids.  Tell me he has a mullet.

[Tooj]

I do actually feel sorry for all of the children though, as it must be a nightmare at times vying for just a tiny bit of attention.

[Tooj]

A guy called Jim Bob from Arkansas with 17 homeschooled kids.  Tell me he has a mullet.

[Mike]

I do actually feel sorry for all of the children though, as it must be a nightmare at times vying for just a tiny bit of attention.

Attention? Hell with that, what about the bathroom?

[Tooj]

I do actually feel sorry for all of the children though, as it must be a nightmare at times vying for just a tiny bit of attention.

Attention? Hell with that, what about the bathroom?

I did actually mean affection btw, or that definitely popped up in my mind.

I'm sure they'll just go in the yard tbh.

[Syrette]

The father must be pretty tired and worn out (literally) too.

I doubt it like. He's probably getting less than RobW!

Not just sex like. Being a father to that many kids would obviously be a severe drain, financially and physically. Says he wouldn't disclose how he financially supports them, sounds dodgy.

Plus it must take some effort to make these names up just to keep the tradition going of naming your child with a name beginning with the letter J.

[Mike]

I do actually feel sorry for all of the children though, as it must be a nightmare at times vying for just a tiny bit of attention.

Attention? Hell with that, what about the bathroom?

I did actually mean affection btw, or that definitely popped up in my mind.

I'm sure they'll just go in the yard tbh.

Must be some prize winning flowers in that garden.

[Tooj]

The father must be pretty tired and worn out (literally) too.

I doubt it like. He's probably getting less than RobW!

Not just sex like. Being a father to that many kids would obviously be a severe drain, financially and physically. Says he wouldn't disclose how he financially supports them, sounds dodgy.

Plus it must take some effort to make these names up just to keep the tradition going of naming your child with a name beginning with the letter J.

I know mate.

[ewerk]

[LBW]

I do actually feel sorry for all of the children though, as it must be a nightmare at times vying for just a tiny bit of attention.

Attention? Hell with that, what about the bathroom?

I did actually mean affection btw, or that definitely popped up in my mind.

I'm sure they'll just go in the yard tbh.

Must be some prize winning flowers in that garden.

Hi there guacamole Mike!

How y'all doin over there in that there us of a!


It must be a right t*** deciding what goes on the Telly! (tv for Mike)

 

[Mike]

Guacamole?! See, I knew you were going to run out.

[Tooj]

I like the name Boston Mike.

Even though he's obviously not from there, but still.

[LBW]

Guacamole?! See, I knew you were going to run out.

isn't guacamole exclusive to Doodleworld?

Like the Lemmington, to Koalaville!

 

[Mike]

Doodleworld. God damn.

and f*** that smiley!

[LBW]

Doodleworld. God damn.

and f*** that smiley!

Have I struck a nerve there Mick?

If you want I'll call myself a limesuckin fag lover!