Author Topic: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED, A fn' WARD WINNING Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)  (Read 85893 times)

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Decky

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  • Dembaaa Baaa baa
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #50 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 01:04:19 PM »
Tits round his ankles.

Never seen anyone sweat so much in a shirt.



:lol:
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Dave

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Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #51 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 01:04:38 PM »
Oh.

pedro111

  • Mike can live in peace, for now..
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #52 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 01:11:47 PM »
I have like loads of old VHS's from the 80s and 90s. I still watch them sometimes.

Same here I used to particularly love the Survivor Series back when it was 'proper' ie around 87-92ish!

Lol the old videos where they used to cut about half of the actual match out. Particularly survivor series 88. I also love 1990 where they had that winners match at the end with the badly correographed double teaming by Hogan and the Warrior.

I also love the old silvervision intro on the tapes: "If it's body slams, SIDE suplexes, clotheslines and drop kicks that yer after" with all the wrong moves being done at the time the narrator says the names.

AHHAHAH!!!, so true! that was class, I also remember they used to have this s**** trailer for the World Body Building Federation (or something like that) which Mcmahon was backing at the time.
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #53 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 01:12:01 PM »
While we're on the subject of poorly behaved wrestlers, I remember a great one from a few years back.

Plane full of WWE wrestlers on the way from England back to USA after one of their mini-tours. Basically, things got completely out of hand with far too much alcohol, flight attendants getting badly harrassed. Apparently Ric Flair was found with one of the stewardess' cornered in a hallway, with his pants around his ankle, swinging his dick around in a circle shouting "WOOO!!!" at the top of his lungs. :lol:

Dave

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Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #54 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 01:14:32 PM »
:lol: :lol:

pedro111

  • Mike can live in peace, for now..
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #55 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 01:16:10 PM »
While we're on the subject of poorly behaved wrestlers, I remember a great one from a few years back.

Plane full of WWE wrestlers on the way from England back to USA after one of their mini-tours. Basically, things got completely out of hand with far too much alcohol, flight attendants getting badly harrassed. Apparently Ric Flair was found with one of the stewardess' cornered in a hallway, with his pants around his ankle, swinging his dick around in a circle shouting "WOOO!!!" at the top of his lungs. :lol:

 :lol: :lol:

This cant be true can it?
 mackems.gif
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #56 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 01:16:57 PM »
While we're on the subject of poorly behaved wrestlers, I remember a great one from a few years back.

Plane full of WWE wrestlers on the way from England back to USA after one of their mini-tours. Basically, things got completely out of hand with far too much alcohol, flight attendants getting badly harrassed. Apparently Ric Flair was found with one of the stewardess' cornered in a hallway, with his pants around his ankle, swinging his dick around in a circle shouting "WOOO!!!" at the top of his lungs. :lol:

 :lol: :lol:

This cant be true can it?
 mackems.gif


HAHAHA!

No way

LucaAltieri

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #57 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 01:23:26 PM »
While we're on the subject of poorly behaved wrestlers, I remember a great one from a few years back.

Plane full of WWE wrestlers on the way from England back to USA after one of their mini-tours. Basically, things got completely out of hand with far too much alcohol, flight attendants getting badly harrassed. Apparently Ric Flair was found with one of the stewardess' cornered in a hallway, with his pants around his ankle, swinging his dick around in a circle shouting "WOOO!!!" at the top of his lungs. :lol:

 ;D

Anyone read "Pure Dynamite" ...autobiography by Tom "Dynamite Kid" Billington?

Some great stories in there.

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #58 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 01:25:18 PM »
While we're on the subject of poorly behaved wrestlers, I remember a great one from a few years back.

Plane full of WWE wrestlers on the way from England back to USA after one of their mini-tours. Basically, things got completely out of hand with far too much alcohol, flight attendants getting badly harrassed. Apparently Ric Flair was found with one of the stewardess' cornered in a hallway, with his pants around his ankle, swinging his dick around in a circle shouting "WOOO!!!" at the top of his lungs. :lol:

 :lol: :lol:

This cant be true can it?
 mackems.gif

Apparently it is, aye.

Dirtiest player in the game indeed. :lol:

Skeletor

  • 'The Nature Boy' Alan Pardew
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #59 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 01:57:20 PM »
There was also the scandal of Randy Orton shitting in female wrestlers bags.
'Rock over London, Rock on Chicago! Wheaties: breakfast of champions.'

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #60 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 02:19:55 PM »
There was also the scandal of Randy Orton shitting in female wrestlers bags.

eh!?!

man why dont we hear about this stuff from watching the wrestling?
its way more entertaining than Vince being hornswoggle's illegitimate father


Pew Pew!

Baggio

  • Definitely not black
  • Thinks NU$C are s****.
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #61 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 03:03:48 PM »
Apparently Sunny used to suck the wrestlers off for drugs, there's a video on youtube where the Sandman's talking about it.

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #62 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 03:11:26 PM »
I would be furious if a wrestler shat in my hand bag!

LucaAltieri

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #63 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 03:24:18 PM »
Apparently Sunny used to suck the wrestlers off for drugs, there's a video on youtube where the Sandman's talking about it.

Aye, saw that.

She'd still get it, mind.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_gO5klEbpA" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_gO5klEbpA</a>


Wetter is better.

LBW

  • TPFKA lankybellwipe
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #64 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 03:38:04 PM »
I would be furious if a wrestler shat in my hand bag!

"How very VERY dare you!"

"You're giving ME the 'it's naat you it's me' routine? If it's anybaady, it's ME!!"
"Ok George, it's YOU!"
"You're DAMN RIGHT IT'S ME!"

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #65 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 03:39:34 PM »
There was also the scandal of Randy Orton shitting in female wrestlers bags.

Jonny Woodgate's party trick as well. :lol:
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http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #66 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 05:05:12 PM »
Didn't British Bulldog get angry once (on a night out or something) and punch a wall, breaking his hand? :lol:

Probably. He was an alcoholic and a wife beater.

Was he not put in jail for killing a bouncer back in England?

Dead now isn't he?

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #67 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 05:05:37 PM »
Tits round his ankles.

Never seen anyone sweat so much in a shirt.



:lol:

Actually i take it back.

Ever been to Durham?


float one in

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #68 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 05:13:04 PM »
I remember Gorilla Monsoon RIP absolutely despising Rick Flair and Bobby the Brain. I used to love his commentary. Either he was a good actor or he genuinely loathed those two, and a few others like Mr Perfect and Jimmy "the Mouth of the South" Hart!

Regarding Rick Flair being the greatest, Jake "The Snake" Roberts was miles better imo - my all time fave. That time he tied Macho Man Randy Savage up in the ropes and then set his king cobra on him... they just don't make 'em like that anymore. Flair's WOOOOO was absolutely class to be fair though.


 

Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #69 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 05:34:02 PM »
Is wrestling still on in this country then?

Skeletor

  • 'The Nature Boy' Alan Pardew
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #70 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 06:45:34 PM »
Is wrestling still on in this country then?

Yeah. Ric Flair's farewell on Raw tonight apparently.
'Rock over London, Rock on Chicago! Wheaties: breakfast of champions.'

Baggio

  • Definitely not black
  • Thinks NU$C are s****.
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #71 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 06:52:10 PM »
WWE's s**** now like, buying out WCW was a bad move as there isn't any competition to drive the company on, TNA's got some decent wrestlers but it's still only a small company at the moment.

They've also lost some good main eventers over the past 5 years, The Rock, Stone Cold, Benoit, Guerrero and Angle were a big loss to the company, having to make s**** like Bradshaw champ really is desperate.

Otter

  • Formerly BooBoo
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #72 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 06:58:25 PM »
WWE was ruined the day the Raw/ Smackdown split happened.

The best era for me, was the Attitude era with The Rock (hilarious), Triple H, Corporation, DX, Ministry of Darkness, Brood and of course the infamous Austin v McMahon feud. RAW was essential Friday night telly and i even saw the tour a few times at the Arena.  :thup:

But to be fair to Flair ( :pow:), his Royal Rumble win in 1992 was sensationally entertaining.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You were supposed to be the chosen one!

Baggio

  • Definitely not black
  • Thinks NU$C are s****.
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #73 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 07:01:13 PM »
WWE was ruined the day the Raw/ Smackdown split happened.

The best era for me, was the Attitude era with The Rock (hilarious), Triple H, Corporation, DX, Ministry of Darkness, Brood and of course the infamous Austin v McMahon feud. RAW was essential Friday night telly and i even saw the tour a few times at the Arena.  :thup:

But to be fair to Flair ( :pow:), his Royal Rumble win in 1992 was sensationally entertaining.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who?

Otter

  • Formerly BooBoo
Re: WOOOO!!!!
« Reply #74 on: Tuesday 1 April 2008, 07:02:13 PM »
WWE was ruined the day the Raw/ Smackdown split happened.

The best era for me, was the Attitude era with The Rock (hilarious), Triple H, Corporation, DX, Ministry of Darkness, Brood and of course the infamous Austin v McMahon feud. RAW was essential Friday night telly and i even saw the tour a few times at the Arena.  :thup:

But to be fair to Flair ( :pow:), his Royal Rumble win in 1992 was sensationally entertaining.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who?

 ;D
You were supposed to be the chosen one!