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Jill

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4500 on: Tuesday 31 January 2012, 07:24:14 PM »
Just watched it.

DONGGGG!!!!!

Man, I completely marked out when I heard that. f***ing love Taker.

Same here.:D

Interpolic

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4501 on: Tuesday 31 January 2012, 07:29:03 PM »
It was class like, it's completely roped me back in.
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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4502 on: Tuesday 31 January 2012, 07:59:15 PM »
Taker-HHH means Kane is free for the Wrestlemania card.

Kane V Brodus has to happen! Imagine Kane coming out intense and dark followed by Brodus funking it out to Somebody call ma mamma. Would be a sensational match.
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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4503 on: Tuesday 31 January 2012, 09:41:53 PM »
Did anyone else see the 'Purple Aki' sign? Bloke's a sex offender and urban legend in Liverpool. Apparently he's like the Scouse version of the boogeyman, apart from he's real and gets off on touching biceps. 

Ketsbaia

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4504 on: Wednesday 1 February 2012, 12:30:27 PM »
Not normally an Undertaker fan but the end of RAW was great. Especially because it fits in with Laurinaitis staying as GM, whilst HHH now has a 'personal matter'.

John Cena vs The Rock
CM Punk vs Chris Jericho
Undertaker vs Triple H
Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus vs Randy Orton
Money in the Bank

...would be an amazing base for a Wrestlemania card. It has the potential to be one of the best, although they always put on one match too many, show too many Axxess/Hall of Fame videos and cut match times severely. But it has potential.

Rich

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4505 on: Wednesday 1 February 2012, 01:17:52 PM »
I know it might seem a bit backwards, but I'd put Orton in the MITB and have him win it. Then have him terrorise both champions for a good while with threats of a cash-in - the premise being that he's playing with them like a snake with a mouse, etc. He's the only member of the regular roster that I personally buy as a "legitimate threat" with the way they've booked him in the past years, he's just a pure beast and this could return a dimension to his character that he's lost recently.

Appreciate the typical (and possibly just plain better) route will be for a Ziggler/Rhodes type win, to build them as they have done with others in the past, wouldn't mind that at all either tbh.

WrestleMania does indeed look impressive so far, they might even have a class women's match on there with Phoenix/Kharma too.
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Neil

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4506 on: Wednesday 1 February 2012, 01:24:05 PM »
Get something good with Kane (other than Cena) as well perhaps. Getting my hopes up a little now.

Regardless, they have the basis for 3 or 4 absolutely quality matches.
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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4507 on: Wednesday 1 February 2012, 11:09:42 PM »
I know it might seem a bit backwards, but I'd put Orton in the MITB and have him win it. Then have him terrorise both champions for a good while with threats of a cash-in - the premise being that he's playing with them like a snake with a mouse, etc. He's the only member of the regular roster that I personally buy as a "legitimate threat" with the way they've booked him in the past years, he's just a pure beast and this could return a dimension to his character that he's lost recently.

Appreciate the typical (and possibly just plain better) route will be for a Ziggler/Rhodes type win, to build them as they have done with others in the past, wouldn't mind that at all either tbh.

WrestleMania does indeed look impressive so far, they might even have a class women's match on there with Phoenix/Kharma too.

No MITB matches at WM anymore. Got it´s own PPV now.

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Neil

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4508 on: Wednesday 1 February 2012, 11:11:50 PM »
They're putting MITB back at WM this year.

No MITB PPV in 2012.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Rich

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4509 on: Wednesday 1 February 2012, 11:13:20 PM »
Kaientai - Indeed
Nar.

Neil

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4510 on: Wednesday 1 February 2012, 11:15:19 PM »
Pretty sure they'll have been posted but anyway, WWE put together some of the very best video packages:

WWE Wrestlemania 28 Promo (John Cena) HQ


WWE Wrestlemania 28 Promo (The Rock) HQ


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And why not:

The Undertaker Returns to Raw 1/30/12 - John Laurinaitis & Triple H Segment


Christ I marked out. At work as well, must have looked odd. :lol:
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4511 on: Wednesday 1 February 2012, 11:17:27 PM »
They're putting MITB back at WM this year.

No MITB PPV in 2012.

Didn´t know that. Good move by WWE.  :thup:
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Neil

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4512 on: Wednesday 1 February 2012, 11:21:07 PM »
They're putting MITB back at WM this year.

No MITB PPV in 2012.

Didn´t know that. Good move by WWE.  :thup:

Yeah I agree. Not only does it get it back where it belongs IMO, but also - how the hell are they going to be able to better 2011's MITB?

All of this means, as mentioned, WM LOOKS like being very strong:

Rock v Cena

Punk v Jericho (not confirmed but strongly anticipated)

Taker v HHH (same)

MITB match

WHC - Sheamus v Bryan v Orton maybe? This picture is much less clear.

And then what else? Well, hoping for a legitimately strong Divas match - Beth Phoenix vs Kharma might do the job. Big Show/Shaq would be a pretty good side match to have like, should be good entertainment.

Most of those matches aren't confirmed but it's starting to take shape. Just hope WWE execute it right because if they do, we're in for a great WM this year I think.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Ketsbaia

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4513 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:44:58 AM »
Also heard rumours of Dolph Ziggler vs Mick Foley and Cody Rhodes vs Goldust, but I don't think they even know yet.

Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4514 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 01:46:54 AM »
Goldust has been pushing for a title vs career match against Rhodes since they're brothers.

OCK

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4515 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 07:00:40 PM »


Best TV this year so far.
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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4516 on: Friday 3 February 2012, 01:23:39 PM »
Sounds like they're making a cruiserweight show for WWE Network :fwap:

OCK

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4517 on: Friday 3 February 2012, 02:18:56 PM »
WWE Just isn't the Same Anymore


If it wasn't for that Philly gear, I might have thought this was someone else... (and if his voice was baritone)
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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4518 on: Friday 3 February 2012, 03:45:13 PM »
Having a dig at kids wearing Cena shirts..... Looking like THAT?
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OCK

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4519 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 04:12:30 PM »
Up to December 1999 on my wrestling re-watch. I'll try to recap a fair bit since I haven't updated it for months.

WWF
- Stephanie McMahon and Test are engaged.
- British Bulldog has returned and in a bout of (roid) rage threw a trash can off Stephanie McMahon's head.
- She forgot she was engaged to Test. Then she remembered.
- Stephanie McMahon and Test were due to be married until...

Triple H marries the boss' daughter in Vegas


- The Rock and Sock Connection has been on and off.
- Mankind has released his 1st book.
- Mankind and Al Snow are best mates and have been to Las Vegas. Al Snow's 'doll' was removed from the shelf of Walmart as they believed he severed women's heads.

Mankind & Al Snow in Las Vegas


- Big Show is the WWF Champion and has been feuding with the Big Boss Man.
- Big Show won the title after Steve Austin was ran over at Survivor Series (remember that!?)
- Big Boss Man invaded the funeral of Big Show's father and drove away with the casket (which Big Show surfed on top of).

Big Boss Man and Big Show Feud


- In fact Big Boss Man has been in some crazy feuds over the last few months. He was feuding with Al Snow before this. He kidnapped Al Snow's dog (Pepper) and eventually ended up forcing feeding it to Al Snow.
- The Acolytes are slowing turning into the APA and have been starting Bar Brawls for the last few months.
- The Dudley Boys have debuted.
- Chyna is the WWF IC Champ, defeating Jeff Jarrett for it. She is now feuding with Chris Jericho.
- Stevie Richards is in the WWF and he's mimicking various wrestlers and famous people (totally forgot about this!).
- DX have reformed (again).
- HHH is fully in his 'Game' personna now and driving Vince McMahon mental.
- Kane & Xpac are no longer tag team partners and are feuding with each other.

Best of WWF/wwe 1999


WCW
- The Vince Russo era of WCW has started.
- Hacksaw Jim Duggan is a janitor.
- Roddy Piper is a Ref.

11/22/99 Roddy Piper Confronts the Powers That Be


- Hollywood Hulk Hogan hasn't been seen for months.
- Sting was a heel. Then a face. Then a heel... and now a face. Oh, he's a heel again.
- Lex Luger keeps feigning injuries to get out of matches (actually pretty amusing).
- Norman Smiley is probably the best thing in WCW right now.

WCW: The Birth of Screamin' Norman Smiley


- Bret Hart is the WCW World Champ (probably the first thing he's done since joining two years ago).
- Goldberg isn't doing much.
- The Outsiders (Kevin Nash & Scott Hall) are still around but rarely do much even though Scott Hall has the US Title and the TV Title.
- Oh wait... Kevin Nash has just slam dunked the TV Title into the bin. Guess that's that then.

The Outsiders Throw Away the TV Title


- Curt Hening 'retired' and then joined Russo's 'Corporation'.
- La Parka became the official 'Chairman' of WCW.

La Parka - Renegade Master


- Dustin Runnels (that's Goldust) is now in WCW and not doing anything.
- Dean Malenko, Saturn and Shane Douglas are in a stable called 'The Renegades'. They have a muscle woman in it too. She's called 'Asia'... kid you not.
- In fact some of the gimmicks are down right stupid: The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea, The Maestro...

WCW: The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea vs. The Maestro


- The Nitro Girls are feuding each other... honestly.
- Disco Inferno is feuding with the Mafia...
- Oh and Jeff Jarrett is in WCW now and he's desperate to be noticed... same gimmick for 20 years.

ECW
- Dudleys have left and joined WWF
- Taz is joining soon and the crowd know, they keep booing him.
- The actual wrestling in ECW is far above anything WCW or WWF are offering at the same time. WCW have tried with Bret Hart and Chris Benoit, while the WWF... not sure really.
- The push of Mike Awesome has been really fun to watch again
- More so due to the introduction of Masato Tanaka

Mike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka ECW Title match (The video's owner prevents external embedding)
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Jill

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4520 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 08:42:22 PM »
It saddens me a little that I remember almost all of the WWF storylines mentioned above.

OCK

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4521 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 08:48:52 PM »
Why would you not?

Big Boss Man was an arsehole in 1999!
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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4522 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 10:33:45 PM »
My lord the WWE Youtube videos are awful. The only semi decent one is Santino interviewing one of the Bella's in which she's a massive cock tease

Neil

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4523 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 10:38:16 PM »
It's an absolute train wreck, and I don't have a clue what they're thinking of with this WWE Network idea. If ever something was destined to fail.

In other news, last night's Raw saw the proper start (in my eyes anyway) of the Punk/Jericho feud, and it looks like it's going to be class.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Interpolic

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Re: The ULTIMATE, UNDISPUTED, UNIFIED Wrestling Thread (WOOOO!)
« Reply #4524 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 10:43:15 PM »
My lord the WWE Youtube videos are awful. The only semi decent one is Santino interviewing one of the Bella's in which she's a massive cock tease






(Link please, I love them twins me).
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